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BrikWars Fans:
The Reverend Brendan Powell Smith and Co.
Brikingham
Brikingham II
The Ultimate LEGO® Vehicle Contest
The Reverend


Notorious Internet celebrity The Reverend Brendan Powell Smith has a habit of tricking his friends in San Fransisco into engaging in all sorts of unnatural LEGO®-related acts.  Chief among his collection of bizarre and disturbing websites is thereverend.com.

thereverend.com

Brikingham - March 10, 2002
Unusually inspired by the game at Brickswest 2002, the Rev duped his friends into staging a very similar game on his shiny Pergo floors. Suspiciously similar, in fact.  The battle was staged in his impressive taown of Brikingham, with all kinds of clever secret missions and heartwarming tactical shenanigans, but as exciting as these details are, they are largely overlooked by other BrikWars fans reading the battle report.  Their responses all follow an eerily similar refrain:

[actual quote from e-mail:]
Is it just me, or did the Rev's BW game include attractive women ?!?!?!

The Reverend has clearly hit upon a previously undiscovered vein of deep frustration and even anger felt among the general BrikWars community, and should watch his back if he plans to continue showing off in such an irresponsible manner.

image: if BrikWars was a Milton Bradley game, this is the picture that would be on the back of the box.

The Rev's illustrated write-up
The armies
The BrikWars entry in Rachel's Daily Diary

A bunch of attractive twenty-somethings and a token ethnic guy

Brikingham II: A Couple of Days Later - March 12, 2002
A couple of days later, disappointed that so much of Brikingham had survived the battle unscathed, the Rev and Lila staged a second game and proceeded to flatten large portions of the town.

image: the "before" picture.  For the "after" picture, take the "before" picture and subtract everything higher than two bricks.

The Rev's illustrated write-up

Welcome to Brikingham, population: debris

The Ultimate LEGO® Vehicle Contest - September 9th, 2002
LEGO® vehicles and pilots engage in horrifying acts of hilarity and destruction in a competition to the death.  So what if it's got nothing to do with BrikWars?  It's covered all the important bases.

image: the horrifying J-VEQ can barely restrain the urge to eat his vehicle.

The Rev's illustrated write-ups

The brickivorous J-VEQ

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