Serious Business

[Nitewatchman]

Meh, I think it's fine as-is. Yes, it would be lovely if everyone played Brikwars, but then it might be detrimental to the health of the game. We'd have some young upstart try to lead a forum revolt, demanding that Rayhawk change the game from X to Y, and then the almighty Overlord would ban she/he/it and people would leave or something, causing drama.

Small numbers are more fun.

You think too much. We can cross that bridge when we get to it. It doesn't do us any good worrying about something that hasn't happened yet when we don't know for sure if it will happen (and there is great ambivalence here) or what those consequences will be if it does happen. (Again, great ambivalence.) Those are things we can think about later.

Yes, yes ma'am I do. And I suppose I'm jumping to conclusions, but that's what Brikwars is all about...jumping to conclusions and blowing the crap out of suspected threats.

[Butthurt]

needs more viral marketing. maybe a video of natalya and rayhawk playing brikwars in swimwear by the pool. and then pedobear can come and chase natalya round and round while rayhawk is OMG LAUGHING SO HARD HE CAN'T BREATHE.

[pesgores]

needs more viral marketing. maybe a video of natalya and rayhawk playing brikwars in swimwear by the pool. and then pedobear can come and chase natalya round and round while rayhawk is OMG LAUGHING SO HARD HE CAN'T BREATHE.

Yes.

[Tarren]

needs more viral marketing. maybe a video of natalya and rayhawk playing brikwars in swimwear by the pool. and then pedobear can come and chase natalya round and round while rayhawk is OMG LAUGHING SO HARD HE CAN'T BREATHE.

Yes.

[Bonn-o-Tron]

Not to be a fun-spoiler, but Natalya's much too old for Pedobear, methinks.

[Magic Soap]

Pedobear only snuggles small kids and Pesgores.

[Natalya]

needs more viral marketing. maybe a video of natalya and rayhawk playing brikwars in swimwear by the pool. and then pedobear can come and chase natalya round and round while rayhawk is OMG LAUGHING SO HARD HE CAN'T BREATHE.

I'm 21.

[jmatthew]

needs more viral marketing. maybe a video of natalya and rayhawk playing brikwars in swimwear by the pool. and then pedobear can come and chase natalya round and round while rayhawk is OMG LAUGHING SO HARD HE CAN'T BREATHE.

I'm 21.

unlikely......

when a girl says she's a certain age on the interwebs, subtract 2-6 years. when a man says he's a certain age on the interwebs, add 5-30 years.

[Nitewatchman]

needs more viral marketing. maybe a video of natalya and rayhawk playing brikwars in swimwear by the pool. and then pedobear can come and chase natalya round and round while rayhawk is OMG LAUGHING SO HARD HE CAN'T BREATHE.

I'm 21.

unlikely......

when a girl says she's a certain age on the interwebs, subtract 2-6 years. when a man says he's a certain age on the interwebs, add 5-30 years.

You got that backwards.

[jmatthew]

needs more viral marketing. maybe a video of natalya and rayhawk playing brikwars in swimwear by the pool. and then pedobear can come and chase natalya round and round while rayhawk is OMG LAUGHING SO HARD HE CAN'T BREATHE.

I'm 21.

unlikely......

when a girl says she's a certain age on the interwebs, subtract 2-6 years. when a man says he's a certain age on the interwebs, add 5-30 years.

You got that backwards.

I don't think that I do. Most young girls on the internet seem to lie about their age in order to attract older men; therefore saying they are older than they actually are, albeit only slightly, as they usually have no desire to attract Pedos.

Older men, on the other hand, are attracted to the allures of this amazing internet for the promise of underage girls. Because of this they say they are younger than they are in order to appear closer to the age of their target audience.

I mean, I uh, I don't know any of this from experience... all pure conjecture, I assure you...
Shit. Chris Hanson is at my door again....

[Tzan]

I'm 19

[jmatthew]

I'm 47

fix'd

[Natalya]

Big Post

This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. Except for that S¢ientology book.

[jmatthew]

Big Post

This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. Except for that S¢ientology book.

One thing you should know about me is that I'm almost never serious, and almost always sarcastic.
I suppose that's technically two things.
Also, you won't be laughing at Tom Cruise and myself when we finally attain our superpowers.....

[501stCadians]