Oriental Federation vs. Everybody - THE FINAL BATTLE

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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:37 am

well nothing beats Keanu Reeves, if you watch southpark then you know what I mean ;)
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Postby DanNewt1.0 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:09 am

Wow. That was more fun than I've had in a long time!! And my hero almost survived it all too! I had no idea what would happen after I talked about the heat resistant armour... :D

Anyone for round two???
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:37 pm

Round two: A treasure lies deep within a forest of danger and mystery. surrounded by traps and monsters the treasure stands on his altar as suddenly a hero lands next to the treasure his parachute making crispy noises. He reaches for the treasure but then.........
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Postby Almighty Benny » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:49 pm

He reaches for the treasure but then.........


The treasure is crushed by a giant anvil! The hero looks up and is just able to make out the shapes of his allies high-fiving and laughing from the airship above. "It's a trap!", he tries to exclaim, but is cut short by...
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Postby IVhorseman » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:41 pm

Almighty Benny wrote:It's a trap!", he tries to exclaim, but is cut short by...


admiral ackbar beating him to the chase! the two meet eyes and instantly become allies. The hero asks ackbar for some fuel to put into his...
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Postby Almighty Benny » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:51 pm

IVhorseman wrote:The hero asks ackbar for some fuel to put into his...


empty stomach, and inquires as to where the nearest Quiznos can be found. "Unfortunately", explains the Admiral, "this jungle only has an Arbys!" The hero gets down on his knees and curses the Heavens, and in doing so completely fails to notice...
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Postby Tzan » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:57 pm

... that lego heroes don't have knees. * you hear a loud snapping sound*
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:10 pm

As the hero lay on the ground, writhing in pain, Ackbar slowly sidles away; not wanting to have anything to do with it.
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Postby IVhorseman » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:48 pm

suddenly, floobjars! hundreds of them!
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Postby Almighty Benny » Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:01 am

"what in the blue hell is a floobjar?", the hero thinks to himself. He pulls out his Pokedex and it says...
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Postby Hardacan » Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:14 am

"All our lines are busy, please try again later." Not at all happy with this answer he throws the Pokedex and his lunchbox to the rushing floobjars and starts to ...
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Postby Rody » Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:27 am

prepare a lunch, as you can't fight on an empty stomach.
frightened by the horrifying smell coming from this lunch the floobjar quickly run away.
but while he is cooking he notices...
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby doodstormer » Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:38 am

...That the floobjars aren't really floobjars, but are in fact evil brainsucking aliens. the aliens prepare their brain-sucking straws...
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Postby Almighty Benny » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:43 pm

...and...
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Postby feuer_faust » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:49 pm

KABLAM! The hero's secretly-planted bombs go off right underneath the aliens! However...
It's a secret to everybody.
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