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by **youaredoome0** » Sat May 10, 2008 5:38 am

...the pirates sail into a nest of ninjas with waterguns!

by **Rody** » Sat May 10, 2008 2:48 pm

oh, nooooo not the waterguns, anything but the waterguns..
the horror oh the horror.

by **Matt** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:31 pm

....And faced with such horror the special ops/ pirates run back to Matt and beg him to be their leader again.
Then they go back to the task of destroying all the enemies armys.....

by **Shaeph** » Tue May 13, 2008 11:11 am

that are made of cheese!!!!
they eat until...

by **Tzan** » Tue May 13, 2008 1:39 pm

... they explode... blah blah blah... candy... blah blah blah... shadows...

by **Matt** » Tue May 13, 2008 2:14 pm

........And Matt no longer having an army decides to go back to his original plan, bump off all the armies leaders. And he succedes! Now that the armies have no leaders Matt steps into the role, and with his new power he decides to take over the world!!!! :twisted:

......

by **HeartOfDarkness** » Tue May 13, 2008 2:53 pm

...when suddenly, he fails horribly and is reduced to living in a cardboard box, stealing change from parking meters to buy booze. Across town, an old lady steps into the path of a careening eighteen-wheeler! But then...

by **Dr. X** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:43 pm

Everyone is simultaneously hypnotised by the giant hypnotiser orbital acme-bob satellite controlled by Aahnold Schwatzhaneggah and he forces them all to eat their own bellybutton lint!! AAAA!!!!

by **james+burgundy** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:16 am

You guys still on topic?

by **jophfy** » Wed May 14, 2008 2:33 pm

But then Arnold Schwarzenegger suddenly has a...

by **Almighty Benny** » Wed May 14, 2008 2:38 pm

fatal heart attack because he's a 60 year old man, and has no business doing battle with ninja armies and using "giant hypnotiser acme-bob satellites".

Also the old lady across town is killed on impact.

So anyway...

by **jophfy** » Wed May 14, 2008 3:02 pm

Marcus from GoW comes in and he...

by **Tzan** » Wed May 14, 2008 3:07 pm

jophfy wrote:Marcus from GoW comes in and he...

... starts to explain who he is since nobody knows.

by **Tarren** » Wed May 14, 2008 4:23 pm

Suddenly an antelope honks and appears, My Little penises riding on uits back.
"FLYING JIHAD JEEPS, CHARGE!!!!!"

by **Almighty Benny** » Wed May 14, 2008 4:37 pm

except they notice that it's only the limp, rotting corpse of My Little penises because he died a few pages ago, and is never coming back. The Flying Jihad Jeeps do lots of damage though, so that's good.

Everyone looks over to see someone feasting on the lifeless body that was once (but will never again be) My Little penises! They realize it's none other than...

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