Oriental Federation vs. Everybody - THE FINAL BATTLE

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Postby IVhorseman » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:59 pm

he did not plan on brain sucking BENDY straws. the straws absorb the blast and...
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Postby Rody » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:05 pm

The straws start attacking instead of the floobjar,
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Postby IVhorseman » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:15 pm

charizard uses fire blast! it's super effective!
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Postby Rody » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:23 pm

which means that the lunch is quickly reduced to ashes, our hero meanwhile decides to have a drink, he grasps one of the straws and tries to drink his beer with it. unfortunately...
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:38 pm

He drinks a bit too much. He gets all groggy and begins to stumble around...

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Postby doodstormer » Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:25 am

...He stumbles into a car.. a police car, that is. The Cop writes him a ticket then tosses him into a ditch, driving away. The Brain sucking aliens draw closer...
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Postby Almighty Benny » Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:41 am

...but because it's the middle of a dense jungle, the cop car drives straight into a tree! The hero runs over and grabs the shotgun out of the back seat. He aims at the approaching alien horde...
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Postby Rody » Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:45 am

Only to realise he is out of ammo, as a last resort he decides to...
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Postby Almighty Benny » Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:55 am

BREAK IT DOWN!

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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:13 pm

Swinging his arms on the rhythm spinning on his head flashing with his fancy moves. The brain sucking aliens draw closer looking amazed by these crunchy moves. The aliens suddenly start popping moves, being hypnotized by the smooth rhythm from the beat. As the aliens start lining up behind the Hero and dance as back ground dancers with miniskirts, disco lights appear and fancy smoke effects fill the room but then a wall is blown up and Lego rambo appears shooting dual wielded machine guns killing all the aliens that are wearing miniskirts and tiny tops now. Lego Rambo pulls our Hero into a helicopter and they fly away from the next wave of aliens but as soon as they think they are save the helicopter is hit by a...................
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Postby Rody » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:15 pm

Fragment of my imagination, which start to turn really weird now that I am asleep. because of that all persons watching this...
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:20 pm

The helicopter gets hit by a flying bunny and crash lands in another section of the forest. Lego Rambo dies in the fiery inferno that results from the crash and the Hero is forced to continue on alone. As he emerges from the wreckage, he is surrounded by a bunch of pissed off Pirate Kremlings. Grabbing a piece of debris to use as a weapon, the Hero begins to...
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:48 pm

Calculate the chances of survival on this fight but shockingly enough the answer the calculator gives is: LOL ROFLS HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU. So the Hero decides to............
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Postby Rody » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:51 pm

call the customer service,
he gets put on hold...
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:55 pm

while on hold, he touches his balls and thinks of CRAZYHORSE.....
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