which means that the lunch is quickly reduced to ashes, our hero meanwhile decides to have a drink, he grasps one of the straws and tries to drink his beer with it. unfortunately...
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes
...He stumbles into a car.. a police car, that is. The Cop writes him a ticket then tosses him into a ditch, driving away. The Brain sucking aliens draw closer...
...but because it's the middle of a dense jungle, the cop car drives straight into a tree! The hero runs over and grabs the shotgun out of the back seat. He aims at the approaching alien horde...
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen...
Swinging his arms on the rhythm spinning on his head flashing with his fancy moves. The brain sucking aliens draw closer looking amazed by these crunchy moves. The aliens suddenly start popping moves, being hypnotized by the smooth rhythm from the beat. As the aliens start lining up behind the Hero and dance as back ground dancers with miniskirts, disco lights appear and fancy smoke effects fill the room but then a wall is blown up and Lego rambo appears shooting dual wielded machine guns killing all the aliens that are wearing miniskirts and tiny tops now. Lego Rambo pulls our Hero into a helicopter and they fly away from the next wave of aliens but as soon as they think they are save the helicopter is hit by a...................
(this thread is cool! Yeah!)
The helicopter gets hit by a flying bunny and crash lands in another section of the forest. Lego Rambo dies in the fiery inferno that results from the crash and the Hero is forced to continue on alone. As he emerges from the wreckage, he is surrounded by a bunch of pissed off Pirate Kremlings. Grabbing a piece of debris to use as a weapon, the Hero begins to...
Calculate the chances of survival on this fight but shockingly enough the answer the calculator gives is: LOL ROFLS HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU. So the Hero decides to............