Oriental Federation vs. Everybody - THE FINAL BATTLE

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Postby Tuefish » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:42 pm

the Lego Rambo had gotten dough in his ears......
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Postby Rody » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:32 am

meanwhile the something slowly creeps up from behind him, and reveals a gigantic battle axe to kill our rambo
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Postby Almighty Benny » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:51 am

...with a mighty swing he deftly cleaves our hero in twain! He reaches to the top of his head and grabs a small, shiny metal object. He begins to pull on it like a zipper and it turns out to be...
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Postby Almighty Benny » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:52 am

...A ZIPPER! He unzips his "costume" to reveal that he isn't really a big, scary something with a battle ax after all! He's actually...
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Postby Almighty Benny » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:54 am

...our hero! Wrap your head around that one! But because Benny chose to triple post like a douche rather than just type one extra long post, the other forum members decide to...
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Postby Rody » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:15 pm

lighten our torches and sharpen our pitchforks,
that and we have just surounded your house with mines and snipers and mutant zombies and shit.
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:20 pm

Nah, I like Benny. I vote to let this one slide. Besides, in a pointless, insane topic like this, there's no place to be bothered by trivial little details such as triple posts.
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Postby Matt » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:54 pm

Yeah I agree with Bonn. (besides, I can't find my pichfork :( )
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Postby piltogg » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:19 pm

...then our hero unzips a second zipper revealing his true identity the almightyer ppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllttttttttttttttttttooooooooooooogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

piltogg rips a nearby tree out of the ground and then uses it as a lever to catapult both almighty benny's cottage and the mob sorounding it into the spider qween jane's tower. (jane and piltogg are arch enemys) the tower shaking from the collision topples over on top of...
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Postby Matt » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:42 pm

....Pacman's condo, and Pacman procedes to fly into a rage and hurls a Hawk (that previosly designd lego sets) into the air, the Hawk hurtles it into space and destroys.....
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Postby Rayhawk » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:51 pm

Am I the only one who pictured the "second zipper" as a pants zipper?
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Postby Matt » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:57 pm

Yeeeaaaahhh........ :roll:
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Postby IVhorseman » Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:55 pm

... every copy of the dictionary ever printed. james+burgundy and piltogg rejoice.
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Postby Rody » Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:52 am

unfortunately for them some weird geek, remembered it letter for letter and is copying it as we speek.
afraid to let this happen, a mob of angry dimmies try to find its house
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Postby Tuefish » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:12 am

... but fail because at this point in history, all maps are lokated in the backs of diktionaryz...
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