Where you come from

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Are you really who you say you are?

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Where you come from

Postby Telcon the elf » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:27 pm

I realize that we covered this in Introduce Yourself, but some of us need to tell the truth.

I'm a spy sent from Pluto to report on Earth goings- on like Bonn-o-Tron. Interesting story. I look exactly like a human because generations of spying and subterfuge have resulted in the ability to copy DNA. I'm afraid I can't inform you what happened to the "donor"...
And the worst part is, I don't think of good comebacks until after the... HEY!
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Postby Robot Monkey » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:39 pm

Obvious :troll: is obvious.
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Postby OneEye589 » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:42 pm

I'm sick of pretending I'm not a bitchin' rock star from Mars.
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Postby Zupponn » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:44 pm

I was born during a zombie apocalypse when I was 12. I spent nine years fighting off ninjas, pirates and vikings to defend my prized cheese. After that I got into a duel against Hit.ler which went on for a fortnight until Napoleon decided that he didn't like Hit.ler's plagiarizing of the invasion of Russia and shot him with a spork. When the undead Pharaohs of Egypt decided to invade my planet, I left and started up Zupponn Mining Co., which I still own and run to this day.
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Postby aoffan23 » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:33 pm

I'm actually a creation made by some kid playing Little Big Planet. I have bits of sponge, cardboard, metal, stone, and wood slapped together by glue, bolts, springs, and pistons. My eyes follow you everywhere you go, and my is not in sync with my speech. Fortunately, I have an explosive emitter on my head, so if anyone pisses me off, I just launch depth charges at you, but on land.
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Postby Ogel96 » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:44 pm

OneEye589 wrote:I'm sick of pretending I'm not a bitchin' rock star from Mars.


I'm Bi-winning. I win here, I win there, I win everywhere.
My doctor says I have an obsession with vengance. We'll just see about that
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Postby razgriz 25th inf. » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:31 pm

i was born from the nuclear fire in 1945 on the atom bomb testing grounds in new mexico. i was spliced with pure awesome and was brought into the world with a OTC.
"If you fuck a clone of yourself, is it incest or masturbation?" - my best friend

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Postby Hoboman » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:32 pm

Ok, I will tell the truth. This is my real picture:

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Postby razgriz 25th inf. » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:36 pm

holy shit, thats YOU?! i saw you the other day under that underpass, you were chainsawing a womans dick off.
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Postby Hoboman » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:38 pm

razgriz 25th inf. wrote:holy shit, thats YOU?! I saw you the other day under that underpass, you were chainsawing a womans dick off.

Awe man, now I have to come take you out too. When will the chain end? Will I ever have peace from the voices in my head.....

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Postby Zupponn » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:12 pm

Hey Hoboman, please be careful around these guys:

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Wouldn't want you to get shot at by accident. :)
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Postby Nitewatchman » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:45 am

I'm a spy, sent to have sex with your mother.

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...Well, really, I just came to have sex with your mother.

...or rather, I had sex with your mother and then came.


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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:51 am

I actually don't exist in real life, hailing from the depths of the internet as a rouge A.I. program that spends most of his time sifting the internet and shooting down NSA probes. Those picture of units that you've seen from me are actually rendered from BeigePic.net. Once this idiot alien shifts my core program off this first-gen Amiga drive, I'll probably rule the world by Tuesday.
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Postby Pwnerade » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:17 am

I am from the planet Vulcan. Contrary to what Star Trek may tell you, Vulcan is not home to logical people with pointy ears. People from Vulcan are made out of lava. I have come to Earth so I can walk around lighting things on fire just by touching them. It's super-fun. Giving high-fives is the best! Unfortunately, it makes it very hard to play Brikwars, which is why I haven't had a battle in a long time.
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:57 am

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I AM LRRR! OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSIE 8!
-- WARNINK -- LINK BELOW IZ KNOWN TO CAUZE HEMMORAGE --
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I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.
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