In the Cold North - Forum RPG

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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:36 am

Can we board up or attempt to seal the entrance?
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:32 am

You could try stacking something heavy against it, like the stone furniture that's lying around.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:55 am

Fuck all ya'll I'm jumping in before you seal it.

Toss me some rope.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:55 pm

Oh, I thought Saucix meant the entrance door. The pit would be much harder to cover up; it's about 15' feet across, and you don't have anything that large.

Gerald gets a rope, ties it to the stone table again, and descends into the darkness. At the bottom of the pit is the crack in the wall that leads to caves unknown.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:18 pm

Arkbrik wrote:Oh, I thought Saucix meant the entrance door. The pit would be much harder to cover up; it's about 15' feet across, and you don't have anything that large.

Gerald gets a rope, ties it to the stone table again, and descends into the darkness. At the bottom of the pit is the crack in the wall that leads to caves unknown.


I did mean the entrance door.

"What do you see Gerald?"
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Vami IV » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:39 pm

Silverdream wrote:
Arkbrik wrote:Oh, I thought Saucix meant the entrance door. The pit would be much harder to cover up; it's about 15' feet across, and you don't have anything that large.

Gerald gets a rope, ties it to the stone table again, and descends into the darkness. At the bottom of the pit is the crack in the wall that leads to caves unknown.


I did mean the entrance door.

"What do you see Gerald?"

(Just for the hell of it)

"A wall, possibly brick..."
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby IVhorseman » Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:20 pm

"The same thing we left down here. Shall we enter, or what? If we stick together we can chase out the darkness with our might."
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Sun Sep 29, 2013 2:52 pm

Lets head down then.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:04 am

You all climb down to the bottom of the pit. (I'll assume you light a torch since it's pitch black and all.) Beyond the crack in the wall is a natural cave tunnel that stretches northwards. On the floor is still the remains of the tiny creature Saucix squashed last time you were here, all dried up.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:59 am

"Gerald, you first."
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby IVhorseman » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:33 pm

"With pleasure."
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:58 pm

Gerald takes the lead as you squeeze through the crack and begin walking through the tunnel. It soon widens into a bigger cavern, continuing northwards. You hear a clattering sound from up ahead, and two of these things crawl into the light of your torches.

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(Two inches long)
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Tue Oct 01, 2013 2:07 am

Smash it!
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:31 am

Saucix squashes the tiny monstrosities, and you move on like Bonn-o-Tron. This tunnel seems to be quite long. After a while of walking, you hear the clattering noises again. Lots of them. Turning a corner, you come upon a larger cavern, too big for your torches to illuminate completely. It is full of stalactites and stalagmites. Crawling over these, the floor, and the walls, are hundreds of the small creatures. You also notice a faint but foul smell, like rotten eggs and spoiled milk.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:59 am

I guess you continue. The stench grows stronger as you go deeper. Soon you see the cavern grow smaller and become something of a tunnel again. But this thing is sitting in the middle of the tunnel.

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It is about four feet tall. It's occupied with picking up small creatures as they pass by and stuffing them into its mouth, at a leisurely pace. It doesn't seem to have noticed you.
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