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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:27 pm
by Carrnevil9
A co-worker and I were discussing.. something, quite likely video game related. I believe we were discussing Suda 51's latest venture into the Wii (No More Heroes) and he brought up another crazy game. Some of you may recognize the name "From Software" as being a mechanized name you can trust (Armored Core, Chromehounds, etc.) So it is with great pleasure and a good deal of laughter that I present the intro to "Metal Wolf Chaos."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jZVmtDuMxAA

This was an Xbox game that never made it stateside (2004) where you play as the President of the United States fighting the Vice President. It also appears that the entirety of the game is in English with Japanese subtitles. It contains some of the worst voice-acting work this side of Megaman X4. Does anyone else think this is brikwar material?

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:09 am
by IVhorseman
WHAT.

and this is From Software's work?


somehow i believe it ;-;

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:52 am
by Captain Nomouth
Amazing, simply amazing. :roll:

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:32 pm
by DarkWolf
Wow. Those are some crappy one-liners. And I find it hard to believe that From Software put this out. Oh, wait, no I don't.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:55 pm
by En!gma
I believe that the one-liners would be very appropriate form most Brikwars heroes.

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:58 pm
by DarkWolf
En!gma wrote:I believe that the one-liners would be very appropriate form most Brikwars heroes.
"I'll head to Liberty Island to rescue my men. And the reason is......... because I'm the president of this great, United States of America!" That was one of the worst lines I've ever heard. Although, "SUCK! ON MY! MISSILE PUNCH!" was one of the more amusing lines. Here, more crappy one-liners: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fxTsjb46ECA&feature=related

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:41 pm
by Silent Mobius
Whats really funny is that by the end of the game the Presidents name changes from Michael Wilson to Richard Hawk.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:38 am
by Commander Evil
oh god i GOTTA use that Missile punch line in my next battle.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:29 am
by Tiny Tank Rannon
"Hello Jonny boy!" this has more one-liners then pigs to a pig feeder. yeah, I'm so good at explaining things.

and this is the outrageous amount of one liners I have to make every time my talking tank shoots something, because he's talking!

So what has more one liners, this or Super-man returns?

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:47 pm
by Olothontor
Tiny Tank Rannon wrote:So what has more one liners, this or Super-man returns?
I'm gonna go with Metal Wolf Chaos.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:31 pm
by DarkWolf
Olothontor wrote:
Tiny Tank Rannon wrote:So what has more one liners, this or Super-man returns?
I'm gonna go with Metal Wolf Chaos.
Metal Wolf Chaos. But, this is why I like the Dawn of War games. Each unit has about a half-dozen one-liners, and they all kick ass.

KILL! MAIM! BURN!

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:01 pm
by Tiny Tank Rannon
DarkWolf wrote:
Metal Wolf Chaos. But, this is why I like the Dawn of War games. Each unit has about a half-dozen one-liners, and they all kick ass.

KILL! MAIM! BURN!
Oh yes "Knowledge is power, hide it well." "For the emperor" and last but not least "WAAAGH!" oh yes, one liners indeed.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:36 pm
by blackwing77
Soulstorm's one liners suck, no thanks to the worst force commander ever. Doesn't help that no one is listening to stop the expansions, make DoW2 already.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:47 pm
by Blitzen
Why does nobody respect Warcraft II? There's the good ol' 'zug zug oorug', the classic 'dabu', and assorted phrases in real English. You can even make people in Elvern Destroyers barf! They say, and I quote,

'stop rocking the boat!
You're making me seasick!/
[insert assorted upchucking sounds here]'

And then there's my personal favourite:

'Join the army they said!
See the world they said!
I'd rather be sailing.'

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:57 pm
by Bonn-o-Tron
Blitzen wrote:Why does nobody respect Warcraft II? There's the good ol' 'zug zug oorug', the classic 'dabu', and assorted phrases in real English. You can even make people in Elvern Destroyers barf! They say, and I quote,

'stop rocking the boat!
You're making me seasick!/
[insert assorted upchucking sounds here]'

And then there's my personal favourite:

'Join the army they said!
See the world they said!
I'd rather be sailing.'
This brings back fond memories of many hours wasted away spent repeatedly double-clicking units in Warcraft 2 and Starcraft.