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EVE Online

Postby dilanski » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:44 pm

EVE the (In)Famous space MMORPG. Back in 2010 (Christ it's been a long 3 years) there was a forum post here about this amazing game, just wondered who's been playing it since then. More importantly if anyone wants to join up in game and go on a small suicide roam through lowsec, kill carebears or some other irreputable activity.

Game has a 14 day no hassle trial, or players can give out a 21 day extended trial (With 30 days game time reward, I wouldn't refuse if anyone asked for one).

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Re: EVE Online

Postby Kalvinator » Sun May 05, 2013 12:47 pm

I would love to play this game, and have wanted too for a while but
6. My computer can't run it
7. Can't pay as no source of income, but will change this summer.
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Re: EVE Online

Postby 501stCadians » Sun May 05, 2013 7:24 pm

Ah! This game! I've played it off and on for a while. I fly a Naga-Class cruiser with some pirate friends when needed. Her name is Ultima ratio Regum. I'm usually called in when they need long-range-support for big engagements. I haven't been on duty in about 6 months, though.
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Re: EVE Online

Postby Keldoclock » Sun May 05, 2013 7:46 pm

Kalvinator wrote:7. Can't pay as no source of income, but will change this summer.



From this statement and other things i know you are a high school student, therefore-

1. buy and sell sneakers
2. buy and sell electronics
3. buy and sell drugs (need like $1000 capital)

These are arranged in terms of how profitable they are- i've been ebaying consumer electronics for years and the amount of money my friend makes in the kicks game is just mind boggling
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Re: EVE Online

Postby dilanski » Mon May 06, 2013 3:56 pm

Kalvinator wrote:6. My computer can't run it


You can run this game on a 4 year old pentium processor and it's integrated GPU, chances are your computer can run it.
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Re: EVE Online

Postby Kalvinator » Mon May 06, 2013 4:53 pm

dilanski wrote:
Kalvinator wrote:6. My computer can't run it


You can run this game on a 4 year old pentium processor and it's integrated GPU, chances are your computer can run it.


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So...yeah. I'm gonna see if I can save up and buy a new graphics card. or B. Convince my parents we need it.

As to Clock, I'm gonna apply for

6. Movie Theater
7. Garden shop in the area
8. Gas Station

But otherwise I'll try one of yours.
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Re: EVE Online

Postby Silverdream » Mon May 06, 2013 5:32 pm

You have to apply to fifty places in order to get a job. Unless you know someone.
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Re: EVE Online

Postby Keldoclock » Mon May 06, 2013 6:44 pm

Don't work for other people, other people suck and they don't pay you enough! Buy and sell commodities!
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Re: EVE Online

Postby Tzan » Mon May 06, 2013 7:48 pm

Where do you get sneakers to sell?
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Re: EVE Online

Postby Kalvinator » Mon May 06, 2013 8:58 pm

Keldoclock wrote:Don't work for other people, other people suck and they don't pay you enough! Buy and sell commodities!


Not really an option for a money-less highschooler...unless I want to go the illegal route, which I don't...well.... nah not really.
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Re: EVE Online

Postby IVhorseman » Mon May 06, 2013 9:57 pm

What? Nah dude, you can totally legally acquire "warez." For low low prices!
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Re: EVE Online

Postby Keldoclock » Thu May 09, 2013 7:15 am

Kalvinator wrote:
Keldoclock wrote:Don't work for other people, other people suck and they don't pay you enough! Buy and sell commodities!


Not really an option for a money-less highschooler...unless I want to go the illegal route, which I don't...well.... nah not really.


Dude its easy.

Step one. get about three hundred bucks from your savings or a family member
Step two. camp out for some sneakers
Step three. buy some fly sneakers
Step four. take some pictures of your sneakers and put them on one of the many websites for trading them in your area
step five. get four hundred to five hundred dollars, repeat

alternatively

Find old computer parts and shit in your closet or the closets of family and friends
figure out what they are and get some serials
photograph em
list em on ebay
repeat till you're out of stuff
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Re: EVE Online

Postby Tzan » Thu May 09, 2013 9:11 am

Keldoclock wrote:Step two. camp out for some sneakers


Set up a tent and campfire in the woods and wait for sneakers to walk by?

Step three. buy some fly sneakers


Go to Walmart and buy some sneakers, then sell them on Ebay for less than you got them for?


Your explanation needs an explanation.
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Re: EVE Online

Postby Keldoclock » Fri May 10, 2013 6:28 am

I see you are not familiar with the kicks game. Allow me to demonstrate:

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So this guy camped out at a shoe store for a pair of rare sneakers, paid like $150 for them and now he sells them for much more money. There's a whole market of collectible sneakers out there with this weird artificial scarcity where a few hundred of a model are released at a time.
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Re: EVE Online

Postby IVhorseman » Wed May 22, 2013 2:45 pm

Heyso

Anyone with a PS3, EVE DUST 514 is a free-to-play first person shooter that you can download. for free.

I don't know much about it yet, but I guess EVE players can hire DUST players to do... things? Or something? Eve players might know better than me - either way, consider me your private mercenary.
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