In the Cold North - Forum RPG

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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:49 pm

"I didn't mean for you to knock him out. I wanted to question him. Wake him up."
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Scratch » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:52 pm

I (Or someone better skilled) skin the creature, maybe this will sate that woman's need for exotic fur. Then I feed the corpse to Logan if he's hungry.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:48 pm

Skinning the creature would be a Wisdom roll, so Nisos (Wis 7) would perhaps want someone else to do it.

What are you doing with the goblin?
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Sun Sep 01, 2013 3:07 pm

Questioning him, once he wakes up of course.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:22 pm

You sit around and wait for the goblin to wake up as it gets darker. You hear the howling of a wolf somewhere to the north.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:12 pm

"Wolves mean goblins are near. We haven't the time for questioning or skinning. Let's count our blessings at having avoided the air patrol and move on like Bonn-o-Tron."

I dig through the goblin's pockets for some gold
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Silverdream » Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:14 pm

"We can bind him and carry him. Adarim, please do so. A prisoner will come in handy, just don't forget to gag him."
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Scratch » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:18 pm

"Will someone PLEASE help me skin this thing? I don't think it's wise for me to do it myself."
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby mgb519 » Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:04 pm

Adarim
Bind and gag the goblin prisoner as necessary.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Quantumsurfer » Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:54 am

Scratch wrote:"Will someone PLEASE help me skin this thing? I don't think it's wise for me to do it myself."


Can't. Wisdom 8.

I resume my role scouting ahead for the party.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:03 am

Gerald rifles through the goblin's pockets, and finds 5 gold pieces.

Adarim binds and gags the goblin, and heaves it over his shoulder.

Gregor goes to scout ahead. Towards the howling.

Where will the rest of you go? The sun is just below the horizon, and it will be very dark in a few minutes. Around you are hills and occasional groves of trees.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Quantumsurfer » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:19 pm

Obviously, I will be cautious. Soon as I see or hear anything of value, I'll return to the group and report.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby IVhorseman » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:26 pm

Arkbrik wrote:Gerald rifles through the goblin's pockets, and finds 5 gold pieces.


Can't this kind of stuff just automatically happen? Finding treasure in a tomb I understand, but forcing us to pilfer every single stinking goblin corpse for our XP feels really tedious.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby Arkbrik » Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:25 am

Sorry this fell into a hiatus. But here we go again.

IVhorseman wrote:Can't this kind of stuff just automatically happen?

Yeah sure. Autoloot = ON

Gregor moves towards the howling. As he reaches the top of a hill, he spots its source up ahead. A large encampment around a fire, full of goblins and wolves. Tents are being set up. Two more flying beasts hang upside down in their tentacles from the branches of a tree. Gregor estimates there are around 30 goblins in the encampment, and as many wolves.

Gregor returns to the rest of the group to tell them what he's found. It is now night.
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Re: In the Cold North - Forum RPG

Postby mgb519 » Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:28 am

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Lie in wait at the top of the hill. As soon as the goblins set up their tents and turn in for the night, fire flaming arrows.
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