Dragon Cave

[Bonn-o-Tron]

Don't worry piltogg, you'll always have a place in my heart.

[Rayhawk]

they're heavy, unless you're Piltogg strong with huge muscles, good luck even aiming it at me.

(a) I love the use of Piltogg as a measure of strength, I believe it may replace "retard strong" in my vocabulary.
(b) Man, those things ARE heavy. You get more kick just from releasing the slide than you do from most other handguns firing live rounds. It was good thinking on their part to have the slide release make you feel Piltogg manly all by itself, because the cost of ammunition for the damned thing is completely ridiculous. It was going for like a dollar per round* the last time I was buying it.

* - Speaking specifically about the 50AE; obviously .44 ammo is easier to come by. But why would anybody use the second-biggest Desert Eagle when ridiculous size is whole point of having the gun in the first place?

[Dr. X]

http://headlesshead.ytmnd.com/

[OneEye589]

I'm a drummer, i'm good with knives.

That has nothing to do with being good at knives. My band director has been a drummer for 35 years or so and I could TOTALLY take him in a knife fight.

[Gorton2]

i don't want to post an incubator just 1 egg at a time plus i have an adult gray dragon

[Gorton2]

you need more unique views to get them to hatch, i suggest gaia

[Tarren]

That has nothing to do with being good at knives. My band director has been a drummer for 35 years or so and I could TOTALLY take him in a knife fight.

You know that flippy thingy that drummers do with their sticks.
in this case..
Spinning with drumsticks=Spinning an X, were X is anyything from a remote, to a pocketknife, to a cellphone.

i suggest gaia

LOLWUT?!
Did I just see someone mentioning gaia?
OHSHIT!
run before the others find out!

[ahp77]

you need more unique views to get them to hatch, i suggest gaia

I can't figure out how to get an account there

[Tarren]

you need more unique views to get them to hatch, i suggest gaia

I can't figure out how to get an account there

you're to young, try lying.
and then when you DO get an account, I can harrass you

[ahp77]

you need more unique views to get them to hatch, i suggest gaia

I can't figure out how to get an account there

you're to young, try lying.
and then when you DO get an account, I can harrass you

I have lied.

I think there's a confirmation email. I never recieve it

[Dr. X]

Oh, for the love of god.. not gaia!

[ahp77]

Oh, for the love of god.. not gaia!

I'm guessing now that it's d a p p e r. correct?

[Dr. X]

It's a boneriffic website.

[Rayhawk]

You know that flippy thingy that drummers do with their sticks.
in this case..
Spinning with drumsticks=Spinning an X, were X is anyything from a remote, to a pocketknife, to a cellphone.

I think this only works in BrikWars. Until you've actually been in a couple knife fights IRL, you shouldn't make assumptions about what would or would not be useful in a knife fight.

The last time I was in a knife fight (more than a decade ago now) (also it would really be funny if this devolved into a "the last time I was in a knife fight" thread) my most valuable skill turned out to be keeping my legs clamped in a scissor lock and not letting go. I caught up with the guy again a few months later, he said that was the point at which he lost the fight - he was so surprised that I didn't give up when he tried to chop my nuts off with a meat cleaver that he didn't know what to do next. Ha ha

Therefore, by my estimation, the most important thing to have in a knife fight is not flippy tricks but Balls-Protecting Instinct.

[IVhorseman]

So i guess now would be the appropriate time to mention last night's drunken boxing match between me and my roommate?

Having done fencing and armored combat with SCA Renaissance faire people, as well as a very few fights and last night's boxing, I can assure you that only in brikwars does one form of fighting equate to skill in another.