The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG
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David returns to a healthy body weight, but has no clothes except his boxers.Silverdream wrote:>Feed him black cock
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Sees bass player wearing a suit and tie
Steals bass players suit and bass. Starts Jamming.
Steals bass players suit and bass. Starts Jamming.
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You rolled a 4. You leap onto the stage, and some of the band members look at you expectantly not knowing what you're doing. Rockzo the clown informs you he does cocaine.Silverdream wrote:>Leap onto stage
David, you called me telling me you were going to leave because I was making you look dumb and I promised I wouldn't make you really stupid all the time on purpose, but no, I'm not just giving you a suit and a bass. Stop whining and wait to get into the catacombs to get some armor.KhaoTiK wrote:Sees bass player wearing a suit and tie
Steals bass players suit and bass. Starts Jamming.
You roll a 4. You jump into the pit and the bassist is wearing baggy jeans and a wife beater. You steal the pants and he beats the shit out of you with his bass.
You climb out of snake pit and get on stage.
(By the way, I should make a diagram for dice rolls:
1- Almost always results in death, never positive outcome.
2- You'll usually leave with your life, attacks will miss most of time
3- If it's a very simple task, it will work. Anything to complex and it fails.
4- You can do almost anything, but the more you ask to do the more you will fuck up.
5- Consider this a free pass to do almost anything. Kills any non boss enemy.
6- You're basically a god for the action you do this turn, you can't die.
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if he called you to bitch about not looking cool enough in an interactive game then call him back don't post about it here
I have a lot of shitty puns, jokes, and questions right now but that one post is just so conflicting I can't even decide what to post about it so I'll just tell you to shut up sam
I have a lot of shitty puns, jokes, and questions right now but that one post is just so conflicting I can't even decide what to post about it so I'll just tell you to shut up sam
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>Kill Bass guitarist for David.
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You roll a 3. You throw your sword down and it kills the bassist. Now you'll have to get the sword back, and the bass, because David already climbed out the snake pit.Silverdream wrote:>Kill Bass guitarist for David.
You shall feel the wrath of the RPG god soon.....Overwatch_Elite wrote:shut up sam
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please use your internet powers to defeat my fictional character
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/go saiyan prime mode, kill god.
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thanks for savin me babeSilverdream wrote:/go saiyan prime mode, kill god.
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Anything for that sweet bacon ass.Overwatch_Elite wrote:thanks for savin me babeSilverdream wrote:/go saiyan prime mode, kill god.
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I was joshin ya. I'm not going to just off you for your typical behavior.Overwatch_Elite wrote:please use your internet powers to defeat my fictional character
You roll a 3. nothing happens.Silverdream wrote:/go saiyan prime mode, kill god.
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>masturbate and use the power of my built up semen to blast trolls into submission
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Thanks Overwatch.Overwatch_Elite wrote:if he called you to bitch about not looking cool enough in an interactive game then call him back don't post about it here.
Jump back into snake pit.