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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:50 pm
by samuelzz10
Actions entered:
David:
-Search for a key
Overwatch:
-Beat harmonica against gate
Silver:
-Eat pillow

As David searches for a key, his activeness results in huge weight loss. Now, he is 50 pounds underweight.
Overwatch beats his harmonica against the gate, and he breaks it. Now, he is a normal human and can attack with his fists.
Silver can not find a pillow.

The god of the RPG grows impatient. He cuts off Overwatche's arms with his mind powers to get everyone's attention.
"I need you all to listen to me, or you will never be able to escape the dungeon. I need you to kill a king that has started a cult that worships another god, which is in turn making me loose strength by the minute, soon I will just be a normal person. If you follow my steps, I can get you out of this room and you can journey on your own. First, pull my finger.

What will you do?

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:53 pm
by KhaoTiK
samuelzz10 wrote:Actions entered:
David:
-Search for a key
Overwatch:
-Beat harmonica against gate
Silver:
-Eat pillow

As David searches for a key, his activeness results in huge weight loss. Now, he is 50 pounds underweight.
Overwatch beats his harmonica against the gate, and he breaks it. Now, he is a normal human and can attack with his fists.
Silver can not find a pillow.

The god of the RPG grows impatient. He cuts off Overwatche's arms with his mind powers to get everyone's attention.
"I need you all to listen to me, or you will never be able to escape the dungeon. I need you to kill a king that has started a cult that worships another god, which is in turn making me loose strength by the minute, soon I will just be a normal person. If you follow my steps, I can get you out of this room and you can journey on your own. First, pull my finger.

What will you do?
>Donnie pulls RPG Gods finger.

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:55 pm
by samuelzz10
David:
-Pull finger

The god of RPG makes an enormous fart, which fills the entire room. A lethal level of gas in now in the room, but the gate melts and you can all escape!

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:05 pm
by Overwatch_Elite
>replace hands with leftover corroded gate metal

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:11 pm
by samuelzz10
Overwatch_Elite wrote:>replace hands with leftover corroded gate metal
You rolled a one. You do replace the arms, but they vigorously masturbate and you rip your own dick off.
You all exit the room and find yourself into a dark hall, which I will draw tomorrow.

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:16 pm
by Overwatch_Elite
I'll draw in the place of sam

ok back to the story euphoria (played by katotits) tyrone (played by me) and naruto (played by silva)
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what do heroes??

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:22 pm
by samuelzz10
Overwatch_Elite wrote:I'll draw in the place of sam

ok back to the story euphoria (played by katotits) tyrone (played by me) and naruto (played by silva)
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what do heroes??
No. Just no.

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:23 pm
by Overwatch_Elite
yes

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:25 pm
by Silverdream
>add black dick to inventory

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:28 pm
by Overwatch_Elite
sam im gonna hijack this thread if you don't mind

edit actually no my new pics violate the tos

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:47 pm
by samuelzz10
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As all of you enter the hall, the cloaked figure unmasks himself.
"I chose the guise of Ace Frehley to make you feel at ease."
Also, now that David is underweight all of his clothes have fallen off. He'll have to eat food so he can be fat again.
Silverdream wrote:>add black dick to inventory
Silver rolls a 4. He added the black dick to his inventory. If you got a 6, you could've had the black dick attached to your body, but oh well.
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Instantly, you see something shocking down the hallway, 2 tuba trolls! What do you do?

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:18 pm
by Overwatch_Elite
Use my fists to jam their tuba mouthpieces farther into their bodies

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:56 pm
by Silverdream
>Special move

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:16 pm
by KhaoTiK
>Add new suit and tie to inventory

>Eat chicken leg.

Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:32 pm
by samuelzz10
FINALLY! THE UPDATE YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

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Overwatch and Silver both attack the tuba monsters. They both die. (Silver rolled a 5, I just gave Overwatch a 5 too)
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You all advance into the next room. You stand on a ridge, with a large divide seperating it from a platform with a metal band playing. Ace joins them, and the bass player of the band stays in the snake pit. David passes out in his boxers for not eating food. Will someone feed him a snake? I don't know, but he can be saved.
KhaoTiK wrote:>Add new suit and tie to inventory

>Eat chicken leg.
Too late, sorry.