The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:53 pm

>Feed him black cock
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby samuelzz10 » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:08 pm

Silverdream wrote:>Feed him black cock

David returns to a healthy body weight, but has no clothes except his boxers.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:15 pm

>Leap onto stage
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby KhaoTiK » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:34 pm

Sees bass player wearing a suit and tie

Steals bass players suit and bass. Starts Jamming.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby samuelzz10 » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:47 pm

Silverdream wrote:>Leap onto stage

You rolled a 4. You leap onto the stage, and some of the band members look at you expectantly not knowing what you're doing. Rockzo the clown informs you he does cocaine.
KhaoTiK wrote:Sees bass player wearing a suit and tie

Steals bass players suit and bass. Starts Jamming.

David, you called me telling me you were going to leave because I was making you look dumb and I promised I wouldn't make you really stupid all the time on purpose, but no, I'm not just giving you a suit and a bass. Stop whining and wait to get into the catacombs to get some armor.
You roll a 4. You jump into the pit and the bassist is wearing baggy jeans and a wife beater. You steal the pants and he beats the shit out of you with his bass.
You climb out of snake pit and get on stage.

(By the way, I should make a diagram for dice rolls:
1- Almost always results in death, never positive outcome.
2- You'll usually leave with your life, attacks will miss most of time
3- If it's a very simple task, it will work. Anything to complex and it fails.
4- You can do almost anything, but the more you ask to do the more you will fuck up.
5- Consider this a free pass to do almost anything. Kills any non boss enemy.
6- You're basically a god for the action you do this turn, you can't die.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:52 pm

if he called you to bitch about not looking cool enough in an interactive game then call him back don't post about it here

I have a lot of shitty puns, jokes, and questions right now but that one post is just so conflicting I can't even decide what to post about it so I'll just tell you to shut up sam
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Silverdream » Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:16 pm

>Kill Bass guitarist for David.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby samuelzz10 » Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:28 pm

Silverdream wrote:>Kill Bass guitarist for David.

You roll a 3. You throw your sword down and it kills the bassist. Now you'll have to get the sword back, and the bass, because David already climbed out the snake pit.
Overwatch_Elite wrote:shut up sam

You shall feel the wrath of the RPG god soon.....
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:48 pm

please use your internet powers to defeat my fictional character
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Silverdream » Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:01 am

/go saiyan prime mode, kill god.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:53 am

Silverdream wrote:/go saiyan prime mode, kill god.

thanks for savin me babe
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Silverdream » Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:27 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:
Silverdream wrote:/go saiyan prime mode, kill god.

thanks for savin me babe


Anything for that sweet bacon ass. :D
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby samuelzz10 » Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:35 pm

Overwatch_Elite wrote:please use your internet powers to defeat my fictional character

I was joshin ya. I'm not going to just off you for your typical behavior.
Silverdream wrote:/go saiyan prime mode, kill god.

You roll a 3. nothing happens.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:09 pm

>masturbate and use the power of my built up semen to blast trolls into submission
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby KhaoTiK » Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:09 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:if he called you to bitch about not looking cool enough in an interactive game then call him back don't post about it here.

Thanks Overwatch.
Jump back into snake pit.
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