The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:38 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:>masturbate and use the power of my built up semen to blast trolls into submission

There are no trolls....
KhaoTiK wrote:Jump back into snake pit.

You roll a 5. You jump into the pit and get the bass (which I'm assuming is what you were gonna do) and silva's sword (which I was also assuming you were going to do) and you jump out the pit (Which I'm assuming you were going to to) and you give silva the sword he dropped into the snake pit.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Silverdream » Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:38 am

> Bite hand, go into Titan mode and Kill the other band members.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:54 am

Silverdream wrote:> Bite hand, go into Titan mode and Kill the other band members.

I'm drawing the line here, no more random ass powers.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Silverdream » Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:56 am

No dude it's in my backstory. My father injected me with something right before I ate the devil fruit.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:19 am

>masturbate furiously
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Zupponn » Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:50 pm

Overwatch_Elite wrote:>masturbate furiously

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE2ulYKK56U
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:11 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Overwatch_Elite wrote:>masturbate furiously

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE2ulYKK56U

I thought you were going to link this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W35dyPTh6o
Silverdream wrote:No dude it's in my backstory. My father injected me with something right before I ate the devil fruit.

I want to actually make this RPG have a semblance of a system, so either you play along or you just don't play at all.
Overwatch_Elite wrote:>masturbate furiously

Because you ripped your dick off earlier, you shove your fist rapidly into your vagina and you feel pleasured.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby KhaoTiK » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:36 pm

>Play funky bass solo
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby samuelzz10 » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:07 am

KhaoTiK wrote:>Play funky bass solo

You rolled a 2. You fuck up the entire bass solo, and the band gets really pissed off at you.
Band Guitarist: Dude, what the fuck? that bass player was like a brother to me, and also he was really good. You think you can just kill him and fumble some notes and I'll just be ok with it? WTF!?!?!??!?!
Then, he farts in your general direction.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:17 pm

>pull robot baby out of cunt
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Silverdream » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:18 pm

>Sword goes into decapitation mode.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby samuelzz10 » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:01 pm

Silverdream wrote:>Sword goes into decapitation mode.

You lift up your sword to the average height of a person's neck.
Overwatch_Elite wrote:>pull robot baby out of cunt

You try to pull out a baby, you pull out your appendix instead. Good thing you got that over with.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:31 am

>sword goes into super extendy blade mode.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby samuelzz10 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:49 pm

Silverdream wrote:>sword goes into super extendy blade mode.

You shake the sword. Nothing happens.
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Re: The Tuba Mesiter NEW FORUM RPG

Postby samuelzz10 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:04 pm

I assume the game is over?
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