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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby Brikguy0410 » Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:59 am

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Brikguy0410 wrote:I have an account, but no steam credit, also I need to work out some bugs I have been having with it,(aka I can't log in because the capatcha or whatever is to hard) i can't download because 3 years ago my mom put these stupid parental controls on my computer, and to boot my mom is also extremely paranoid about me downloading stuff on the computer, because I went on a downloading spree a few years back, trying to get dawn of war, (that warhammer 40k rts) because my parents wouldent let me buy it, and the computer got a virus.but i do want to start using steam.

Dude, tip for you. i got Steam by installing a copy of Skyrim that my mom bought at Wallmart. It'll work for Civ, too.

Also, if you have those kind of parents, I feel for you. But I guess that's what living in New England will get you Damn yankees

So, If I install a game, it will glitch and let me get steam? Also what is also really annoying is the system won't even let me get LDD, I've asked my mom to remove the controls, and she realizes they are no longer nessessairy, but she doesn't have time to go in and remove them, also she's not very good with computers, she had to go to one of those parent websites where they tell you how to do that shit
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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby Vami IV » Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:03 am

No, I think it's coding and all that nonsense. it's no glitch.
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Vami_IV wrote:Rules:
You must use only medieval pieces.

The Lego briks must have been manufactured between the 5th to the 15th century.

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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby Tzan » Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:05 pm

There was this one time
at Civ V camp
I was Germany on a map of the Earth
I started the game inserted in Earth's fertile crescent
and like a plague of sauerkraut flavored crabs riding tanks
I spread over the entire Earth
One of the female leaders offered me sexy times to not penetrate her borders
I thought that was a bit of a mixed message
so I nuked her
several times :warhead:
I destroyed all 8 opponents by using war
and by war I mean my keyboard and mouse raaaar!
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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby The Shadowscythe » Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:50 pm

I think that Tzan might have finally lost his mind.

I blame you lot.
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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby Maverick » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:42 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:I think that Tzan might have finally lost his mind.

I blame you lot.

I blame old age.
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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby Zupponn » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:47 pm

-I'm the Norwegians.
-Am alone on my continent and have colonized the whole damn thing.
-Am good friends with England. We trade and fight together and stuff. England is literally on the other side of the map.
-I really don't go to war with anyone except Mongolia, who constantly declares war and makes peace but never sends any troops. Because of this, I don't have much of a military.
-Some English troops land on my continent. Lots of troops. They probably outnumber me 5 to 1. I figure that they're travelling to fight the Iroquois, which they've fought like 10 times already.
-Don't think too much about it, but change production to troops just in case.
-English troops are all over my territories.
-Elizabeth declares war. That bitch.
-My troops prove that they are incredibly manly and slaughter the English with minimal casualties.
-English have large navy preventing me from assisting my city state, which is on an island surrounded by English ships.
-Said city state kills 10 ships in 20 turns. Complete badasses.
-I build a navy and wipe out the English navy, take a city, and settle for peace.
-Elizabeth is friendly towards me. :wtf:
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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby BFenix » Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:00 pm

Zupponn wrote:-I'm the Norwegians.
-Am alone on my continent and have colonized the whole damn thing.
-Am good friends with England. We trade and fight together and stuff. England is literally on the other side of the map.
-I really don't go to war with anyone except Mongolia, who constantly declares war and makes peace but never sends any troops. Because of this, I don't have much of a military.
-Some English troops land on my continent. Lots of troops. They probably outnumber me 5 to 1. I figure that they're travelling to fight the Iroquois, which they've fought like 10 times already.
-Don't think too much about it, but change production to troops just in case.
-English troops are all over my territories.
-Elizabeth declares war. That bitch.
-My troops prove that they are incredibly manly and slaughter the English with minimal casualties.
-English have large navy preventing me from assisting my city state, which is on an island surrounded by English ships.
-Said city state kills 10 ships in 20 turns. Complete badasses.
-I build a navy and wipe out the English navy, take a city, and settle for peace.
-Elizabeth is friendly towards me. :wtf:


She wants the Z.
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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby Vami IV » Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:24 pm

Zupponn wrote:-I'm the Norwegians.
-Am alone on my continent and have colonized the whole damn thing.
-Am good friends with England. We trade and fight together and stuff. England is literally on the other side of the map.
-I really don't go to war with anyone except Mongolia, who constantly declares war and makes peace but never sends any troops. Because of this, I don't have much of a military.
-Some English troops land on my continent. Lots of troops. They probably outnumber me 5 to 1. I figure that they're travelling to fight the Iroquois, which they've fought like 10 times already.
-Don't think too much about it, but change production to troops just in case.
-English troops are all over my territories.
-Elizabeth declares war. That bitch.
-My troops prove that they are incredibly manly and slaughter the English with minimal casualties.
-English have large navy preventing me from assisting my city state, which is on an island surrounded by English ships.
-Said city state kills 10 ships in 20 turns. Complete badasses.
-I build a navy and wipe out the English navy, take a city, and settle for peace.
-Elizabeth is friendly towards me. :wtf:

Civ in a nutshell. And the AI is shit at warfare in Civ.

Just from today:

-Be playing as Egypt with Mgb519, Samuelzz10, and BFenix
-World size is Tiny to avoid lag. Dammit.
-Start in a pretty good area. Silk and sugar. Awesome.
-See Sam's Roman Settler.
-He's looking for somewhere to settle. Preferably not crawling in barbarians.
-He settles just south of me. I wasn't really gonna settle there anyway. Really.
-Instantly begin pulling wonders out of my ass, then repent and ask if people are building wonders.
-About 150 years pass. Sam was absent for the day.
-Mgb tries for Angkor Wat. Someone else finishes it first.
-Mgb enters enraged state. We blame Rome.
-Egypt invades Rome, takes the city of Iron Maiden.
Still no one knows I built Angkor Wat
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Vami_IV wrote:Rules:
You must use only medieval pieces.

The Lego briks must have been manufactured between the 5th to the 15th century.

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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby Nimja » Tue Jul 08, 2014 3:44 am

Zupponn wrote:-I'm the Norwegians.
-Am alone on my continent and have colonized the whole damn thing.
-Am good friends with England. We trade and fight together and stuff. England is literally on the other side of the map.
-I really don't go to war with anyone except Mongolia, who constantly declares war and makes peace but never sends any troops. Because of this, I don't have much of a military.
-Some English troops land on my continent. Lots of troops. They probably outnumber me 5 to 1. I figure that they're travelling to fight the Iroquois, which they've fought like 10 times already.
-Don't think too much about it, but change production to troops just in case.
-English troops are all over my territories.
-Elizabeth declares war. That bitch.
-My troops prove that they are incredibly manly and slaughter the English with minimal casualties.
-English have large navy preventing me from assisting my city state, which is on an island surrounded by English ships.
-Said city state kills 10 ships in 20 turns. Complete badasses.
-I build a navy and wipe out the English navy, take a city, and settle for peace.
-Elizabeth is friendly towards me. :wtf:

Civ AI is very schizophrenic.
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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby stubby » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:45 am

Nimja wrote:Civ AI is very schizophrenic.

Depends which DLC you're playing with. BNW got a big AI overhaul.
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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby Vami IV » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:54 am

stubby wrote:
Nimja wrote:Civ AI is very schizophrenic.

Depends which DLC you're playing with. BNW got a big AI overhaul.

Awesome. Desperate last stands would be even more interesting with a smarter AI.

Anyway, I vote for a thread just Civ Stories. Also, I'll be doing community service hours marching at a old Texas fort (Fort Concho, should ye care) for visiting daycare. I reckon I'll be unavailable on the 9th and 10th, from about 9:00 AM to 3-4 PM or something.
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Vami_IV wrote:Rules:
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The Lego briks must have been manufactured between the 5th to the 15th century.

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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby Nimja » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:47 am

stubby wrote:
Nimja wrote:Civ AI is very schizophrenic.

Depends which DLC you're playing with. BNW got a big AI overhaul.

I mean generally,throughout the series,Civ AI has been regarded as fairly schizophrenic.the BNW overhaul just confirms that.
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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby dilanski » Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:45 pm

stubby wrote:
Nimja wrote:Civ AI is very schizophrenic.

Depends which DLC you're playing with. BNW got a big AI overhaul.


Hahahahahahahahaha....

I just couldn't win the diplomacy last GnK game I had. The AI just kept going from friendly, to denouncing every few turns, I couldn't build up meaningful relationships with anyone except Poland, and even he decided to throw away millennia's worth of diplomacy over a single congress vote.
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Re: BrikWars! Civilization 5 Server

Postby Vami IV » Thu Jul 10, 2014 7:04 pm

dilanski wrote:
stubby wrote:
Nimja wrote:Civ AI is very schizophrenic.

Depends which DLC you're playing with. BNW got a big AI overhaul.


Hahahahahahahahaha....

I just couldn't win the diplomacy last GnK game I had. The AI just kept going from friendly, to denouncing every few turns, I couldn't build up meaningful relationships with anyone except Poland, and even he decided to throw away millennia's worth of diplomacy over a single congress vote.

Civ 5 has to be one of the most politically accurate games ever created.
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Vami_IV wrote:Rules:
You must use only medieval pieces.

The Lego briks must have been manufactured between the 5th to the 15th century.

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