Nomopoly

[Tzan]

If only someone had made a modification that got your rule approved faster than "whenever stubby gets around to it."

[These "delays" are relevant to my interests.]
[I also need to sign up for the brikwiki, I don't think I'm on yours yet]

[OneEye589]

Wearing: A Shazam leotard.

Rule: A structure is erected yet again on Space 13 as "The Gate In Memory Of The Gate To The Marshmallow Wasteland." This gate has the following properties:
- Can only be passed by a player if they pay a toll of $20 to the Gatekeeper (OneEye589) or receiving a Kie from the Kiemaster.
- The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is able to pass the gate from Space 13 to Space 14, but he is not able to pass the gate from Square 13 back to Square 12.
- It is not nommable by anything, especially the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Orders: Buy "GO," stay on square.

[The rules say public spaces are 0, 5, 10, etc., and all other spaces are able to be purchased. "GO" is not labeled as Square 0, so I'm able to buy it. Also, Rule 14 still says "The board has one space." Just something I noticed that may need fixing.]

[Tzan]

Wearing: a Green hazard bandanna

Rule
A mad scientist moves into space 25. With some sub prime financing from Mayor McCheese he builds a "Mad Scientist Lab". As a Nomologist he is an expert in Nomming. With a little help from his reference book, The NecroNOMicon, he will hopefully find a cure for marshmallow gigantism.

[If you want a mad scientist image the default selection is good, but you might also consider Jeffrey Combs]


Move backwards 1 space
"DIBS ON THE MONEY IN SQUARE 20" collect money
Swap weapons, ( +2 knife goes to weapon slot)

[Ross_Varn]

Wearing: a fever.

Modification: 'Waste' spaces (spaces that have been destroyed by the GPDB) can be reconstructed. Reconstructing takes a player takes a full round, but when the space is reconstructed, the player owns it and will immediately receive the Legal Documents for one free Improvement.

I will roll the dice and move forward. Not much else to say...

[wingman]

Wearing: Your mom as a hat.

Proposing: If the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man ever dies or is removed from the board, he explodes, and everything still in his stomach (from having been nommed) returns to the board at his current location.

Orders: Move in reverse two spaces. If alone in the neighborhood, buy the neighborhood.

[stubby]

Stay Puft lays waste for Friday Feb 5. He rolls a +4 and moves forward to square 12, where he noms his own waste once again.

Mayor McCheese inflicts GOcialism for Friday. He collects $10 from Ross_Varn, OneEye589, Razgriz 25th Inf, Tahthing, Muffinman42, Rody, and Dr Vlad, adding $70 to Tzan's Treasure, bringing it to $170 and reducing their assets to $216, $89, $196, $196, $196, $160, and $180 respectively.

New Rule: If four Players are on the same square as the Stay Puft Marsh mellow [Marshmallow] man [Man], they may "Cross the Beams" and defeat him until the time in which he next comes.

501stCadians joins the game and receives $200. His token is an Ork disguised as some tyres.

Since the turn is going to get cancelled by the Dress Code, I've got to be careful to do this in the right order (rule 8). Executive Powers is rule 4, Gocialism is rule 23, Blitzen is rule 41, the Dress Code is rule 43, and the Kitty is rule 50. So Executive Powers first: modification approved as rule 93. It'll be difficult for players to pull this off, because they'll have to land on him after he's nommed his square for the day. On the other hand landing on Stay Puft may be the safest place to be for a day, since he can't move to a square he's already on.

GOcialism goes next. The players on GO pool their money ($1237) and give $5 to Tzan's Treasure (raising it to $175). The remaining $1232 is split eight ways, giving each player $154 with nothing left over. EXCEPT - zombie players cannot receive assets (rule 60), so the money is divided seven ways instead, giving each living player $176 with nothing left over, and leaving Zombie Rody penniless.

Blitzen goes next, moving back to GO and attacking 501stCadians twice, hitting on the second attack. 501stCadians now has 4/5 health.

Next, 501stCadians has failed to mention a funny hat or outfit, so his turn ends automatically.

rody is wearing beer-goggles
he proposes that he may turn into a roadie, granting him pyrotechnical skills,[.] he may use these to randomly blow up things doing 1 damage to it [them], if he rolls 3 or more on a d4.

he will try to turn into a zombie roadie, he will then try to eat its brains. after that he tries to blow up that other player in a dramatic display of fireworks.

First off, GOcialism: the players pool their $1232 again and give $5 to Tzan's Treasure (raising it to $180). They divide the $1227 between the seven living players; each recieives $175, and stubby noms the remaining $2. nom nom

Now as for your orders: are you trying to say the zombie roadie you turn into is another player? This is very confusing. Regardless, Blitzen attacks twice, missing both times. Now here's where things get sketchy.

If you flip 2 tails at GO, then you automatically revolve around the board back to GO, and get $200 again. (Razgriz 25th inf.)

When someone warps around the board and back to GO they encounter the Infinity Dragon! Who has a skill of infinity. The player must fight one round of combat with the dragon before continuing. If the player loses, they lose 4 health noms. (Tzan)

Blitzen has just flipped tails twice at GO, so she warps all the way around the board, receives $200, and encounters the Infinity Dragon who has a skill of infinity. However it says the player must fight the dragon, and according to rule 76 Blitzen is a non-player. Therefore I must conclude that for this turn at least, Zombie Rody is the player, and must fight one round of combat with the dragon.

Zombie Rody rolls a 9+5 to the Infinity Dragon's 9+infinity, and loses. He now has -4/5 health.

The roadie rule is approved as rule 94. Rody turns into a Zombie Roadie. He cannot attack other players since he already fought the Infinity Dragon this turn (rule 45). It's not clear which player he's trying to blow up, but the rule says "randomly" so I'll just roll for it. Assigning numbers to each of the eight players on GO, I roll a 2, which means...: Rody. Rody rolls a 3 on 1d4 and succeeds in blowing himself up with pyrotechnics, reducing him to -5/5 health.

Ah but wait, he did specify that "other" player. So maybe I'll cut him some slack. Assigning numbers to the seven players besides himself, I roll another 2, which means MuffinMan42 gets blown up instead. He now has 4/5 health.

wearing:poo on a stick
kiemaster proposing the rule :The board piece kiemaster has several bombs strapped to him.roll 1d6 if a one kiemaster explodes destroying all spaces in that vertical line eg:11-15,6-10 etc. and killing him and any other players.

[god blitzens gunna do so many coin flips]

Kiemaster is already dead, so luckily Blitzen can't attack him. Approved as a board piece mod; dead kiemaster now has Several Bombs Strapped to Him in his weapon slot, and the Fizzy Drink in his item slot. I roll 1d6... and roll a one! Dead kiemaster continues to be dead; however he has been nommed by Stay Puft and is not technically on any square, so there is no vertical column to destroy. So basically nothing changes.

Kiemaster is resurrected and returns to GO with 5/5 health.

Kiemaster and the Gatekeeper are now on the same square. Gozer appears, played by Pee Wee Herman, and summons the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! Stay Puft disappears from square 12 and reappears on GO. He has already done his move and waste-laying for today (although I think it'll be tomorrow by the time I post this), so he stays put for now.

Wearing: A Shazam leotard.

Rule: A structure is erected yet again on Space 13 as "The Gate In Memory Of The Gate To The Marshmallow Wasteland." This gate has the following properties:
- Can only be passed by a player if they pay a toll of $20 to the Gatekeeper (OneEye589) or receiving a Kie from the Kiemaster.
- The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is able to pass the gate from Space 13 to Space 14, but he is not able to pass the gate from Square 13 back to Square 12.
- It is not nommable by anything, especially the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Orders: Buy "GO," stay on square.

[The rules say public spaces are 0, 5, 10, etc., and all other spaces are able to be purchased. "GO" is not labeled as Square 0, so I'm able to buy it. Also, Rule 14 still says "The board has one space." Just something I noticed that may need fixing.]

Approved as rule 95. Square 13, "Waste," now has the new structure on it.

GOcialism strikes again. With kiemaster resurrected, the pool is now $1446. $5 raises Tzan's Treasure to $180; the remaining $1441 is divided between the eight living players, giving them $180 each, with the remaining $1 nommed by stubby.

Bizarro Lawyer fines OneEye589 ten negative dollars. OneEye589 now has $190; Bizarro Lawyer has -$70.

OneEye589 tries to buy GO but two things go wrong:
6. the rule about public spaces only says "every fifth space," with no requirement about the space having a number on it. (rule 31)
7. You purchase a space after defeating a living food creature there. (also rule 31)

OneEye589 sits still and does nothing.

[kiemaster]

Kiemaster is wearing:a magic mushroom as a hat.

Kiemaster proposes the rule:The board piece kiemaster may strap several bombs to other players.Thus giving them the rule of roll a 1d6 each turn if a one the player explodes destroying all spaces in that vertical line eg:11-15,6-10 etc. and killing him and any other players.But the diffrence is that when deceased the player does not gain the strapped on bombs.

Kiemaster will:strap bombs to 1 player on the square that he is on then move forward if he doesn't explode.

[i am so gunna die via blitzen...]

[Tzan]

*robot voice* w o r k i n g...

[Tzan]

OMG I can't take the waiting any longer. Its been 1 day!!!!

Saturday Stay Puft
Moves forward 3 spaces and destroys ~LUSCIOUS BERRY~ and $10. It tastes much better than his own waste, yum!

Saturday GOcialism
Mayor McCheese collects GOcialism funds again from everyone on GO. $90 goes to Tzan's Treasure even though there are 10 people on GO. Lucky Rody is exempt because he has no money, lucky lucky Rody. There is $270 on Tzan's Treasure.

Wearing: a Green hazard bandanna

Rule
A mad scientist moves into space 25. With some sub prime financing from Mayor McCheese he builds a "Mad Scientist Lab". As a Nomologist he is an expert in Nomming. With a little help from his reference book, The NecroNOMicon, he will hopefully find a cure for marshmallow gigantism.

[If you want a mad scientist image the default selection is good, but you might also consider Jeffrey Combs]


Move backwards 1 space
"DIBS ON THE MONEY IN SQUARE 20" collect money
Swap weapons, ( +2 knife goes to weapon slot)

Hmm a mad scientist you say?
Approved as a board mod 96. The scientist is in his lab reading the NecroNOMicon.

Bizarro Lawyer fines Tzan ten negative dollars. Tzan now has $167; Bizarro Lawyer has -$80.

Tzan moves back one space, to space 20, He shouts "DIBS ON THE MONEY IN SQUARE 20" and collects a kraP ton of money. He now has $437.

Tzan is now wielding the mighty Butter Battle Knife as a weapon.

( off to change the map, I'm exhausted )

http://brikwars.wikispaces.com/Nomopoly
http://brikwars.wikispaces.com/Nomopoly+Rules

[OneEye589]

Wearing a Bill O'Reilly t-shirt.

Proposing the rule that the poster Tzan can only take over the administrative position for the admin stubby if there has not been any approving or nullification of rules by stubby for 36 hours. If the poster Tzan does take over the administrative position for stubby after 36 hours, any rule modifications proposed by the player Tzan cannot be approved or nullified. If a rule modification by Tzan would be the next rule to be approved or nullified, it will instead be removed from the list until stubby returns to approve or nullify rules, in which case it automatically becomes the first rule for stubby to make a ruling for.

Move backward two spaces and gain a max health nom if combat is won.

[Rody]

Rody is wearing a colourful hat

He proposes that a rock band shows up, as they are touring around the board they need someone to drive their bus. this may be done by any Roadie. driving a bus doubles your movement, and also allows you to ram other players for an amount of damage equal to your speed.

if possible he gets on the bus and tries to ram as much people as possible, while making some people explode. Otherwise he will simply try to eat the nearest brain, and then blow it up afterwards.

[Magic Soap]

I find it funny how my space at hamburger hill has a guy in a hamburger bed, in the same space as a Pr()n Faktory.

[stubby]

First off, Tzan gives $10 back to Blitzen because, as a non-player entity (rule 76), she is not included in McCheese GOcialism (rule 92). He now has $427, while Blitzen has $200.

Stay Puft lays waste for Sun Feb 7. He rolls +1 and moves to Square 4, "Cupcake Tree," owned by Tzan, where he defeats a Cupcake Tree. He noms Square 4 along with the Shop "Cutleries" and $10.

Stay Puft lays waste for Mon Feb 8. He rolls -6 and moves back to Square -2, Selkraps Knip, owned by IVhorseman, where he defeats a Selkraps Knip. He noms Square -2.

Stay Puft lays waste for Tue Feb 9. He rolls +4 and moves forward to Square 2, "Pink Sparkles," owned by Rody, where he defeats some Pink Sparkly Cupcakes. He noms Square 2 along with $30.

Stay Puft lays waste for Wed Feb 10. He rolls +3 and moves forward to Square 5, which is a Public Space. He noms Square 5.

Stay Puft lays waste for Thu Feb 11. He rolls a -5 and moves backwards to GO. OH SHIIIIIIIII

Let's pause here briefly to catch up on GOcialism before everyone is nommed. For Sun, Mon, Tues, and Wed, everyone on GO pays a grand total of $40 to Tzan's Treasure. This reduces the holdings of 501stCadians, Ross_Varn, Razgriz 25th Inf., Tahthing, MuffinMan42, Dr. Vlad, and Kiemaster to $130 each, and OneEye589 to $140. Tzan's Treasure now has $320.

Stay Puft noms GO and almost everyone on it: 501stCadians, Ross_Varn, Razgriz 25th Inf., Tahthing, Muffinman42, Zombie Roadie Rody, Dr. Vlad, and Blitzen. Kiemaster and OneEye589 are unharmed because they are the Gatekeeper and the Kiemaster (rule 90). For nomming Blitzen, Stay Puft is told off and sent to the "naugty corner" (rule 63).

Stay Puft tries to lay waste for Fri Feb 12, but he is in the naugty corner. OneEye589 ($130) and Kiemaster ($120) pay $10 each to Tzan's Treasure ($340).

Stay Puft tries to lay waste for Sat Feb 13, but he is in the naugty corner. OneEye589 ($120) and Kiemaster ($110) pay $10 each to Tzan's Treasure ($360).

[stubby]

Wearing: a fever.

Modification: 'Waste' spaces (spaces that have been destroyed by the GPDB) can be reconstructed. Reconstructing takes a player takes a full round, but when the space is reconstructed, the player owns it and will immediately receive the Legal Documents for one free Improvement.

I will roll the dice and move forward. Not much else to say...

Approved as rule 97 (except, what's a GPDB?). Although having the documents for a free improvement does not necessarily allow you to build an improvement for free, I'll allow it in this case.

Bizarro Lawyer fines Dead Ross_Varn ten negative dollars, bringing Dead Ross_Varn to $140 and Bizzaro Lawyer to -$90.

Dead Ross_Varn attempts to resurrect, but GO no longer exists so there's no space for him to return to.

Wearing: Your mom as a hat.

Proposing: If the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man ever dies or is removed from the board, he explodes, and everything still in his stomach (from having been nommed) returns to the board at his current location.

Orders: Move in reverse two spaces. If alone in the neighborhood, buy the neighborhood.

Approved as rule 98. Too bad I didn't approve this before Stay Puft got put in the Naugty Corner.

Wingman joins the game and receives $200. Since GO no longer exists, his player token cannot be born.

Kiemaster is wearing:[ ]a magic mushroom as a hat.

Kiemaster proposes the rule:The board piece kiemaster may strap several bombs to other players.Thus [players, thus] giving them the rule of roll a 1d6 each turn[;] if a one[,] the player explodes destroying all spaces in that vertical line eg:11-15,6-10 [line, e.g., 11-15, 6-10,] etc. and killing him and any other players.[ ]But the diffrence [difference] is that when deceased the player does not gain the strapped on bombs.

Kiemaster will:[ ]strap bombs to 1 player on the square that he is on then move forward if he doesn't explode.

[I am so gunna die via blitzen...]

Approved as rule 99, however I won't apply the explosions until you clear up whether you mean vertical lines (e.g., 2,7,12, etc.) as in the rule, or horizontal lines (e.g., 11-15) as in your example.

Blitzen reincarnates in square 0 and attacks kiemaster nine times. She flips four tails, a heads, and four more tails; kiemaster miraculously only takes one nom of damage. Luckily, GO has been destroyed, so he doesn't have to sustain multiple attacks from the Infinity Dragon either. He now has 4/5 health.

Kiemaster rolls to see if several bombs go off. He rolls a 4; nothing happens.

Kiemaster straps his several bombs onto OneEye589 and then moves forward. He rolls a 5 and moves forward to Square 5, Public Waste.

Wearing a Bill O'Reilly t-shirt.

Proposing the rule that the poster Tzan can only take over the administrative position for the admin stubby if there has not been any approving or nullification of rules by stubby for 36 hours. If the poster Tzan does take over the administrative position for stubby after 36 hours, any rule modifications proposed by the player Tzan cannot be approved or nullified. If a rule modification by Tzan would be the next rule to be approved or nullified, it will instead be removed from the list until stubby returns to approve or nullify rules, in which case it automatically becomes the first rule for stubby to make a ruling for.

Move backward two spaces and gain a max health nom if combat is won.

Good work. Approved as rule 100.

Bizarro Lawyer fines OneEye589 ten negative dollars for his move orders. Bizarro Lawyer has -$100; OneEye589 now has $130.

OneEye589 has several bombs strapped to him. He rolls a 2; they almost explode but not quite.

"Backward" has no meaning anymore, since it normally means to move towards GO (rule 22), which no longer exists. Instead he uses default orders and move forward, rolling a 2 and moving to square 2. This is his second 2, which is Doubles (rule 21) so he gets an additional roll. This time he rolls a 3 and moves forward to square 5, "Public Waste." Here he meets kiemaster and they perform Rule 69 again.

Gozer arrives and summons Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to square 5. Stay Puft hasn't yet laid waste for today, since he was in the Naugty Corner; he does so now, rolling a -3, moving back to Square 2, defeating his own waste and nomming the square.

Rody is wearing a colourful hat

He proposes that a rock band shows up, as they are touring around the board they need someone to drive their bus. this may be done by any Roadie. driving a bus doubles your movement, and also allows you to ram other players for an amount of damage equal to your speed.

if possible he gets on the bus and tries to ram as much people as possible, while making some people explode. Otherwise he will simply try to eat the nearest brain, and then blow it up afterwards.

Dead Zombie Roadie Rody attempts to resurrect but there's no GO square.

Vetoed for now because although I like the bus rules, there's currently no place for a rock band or their bus to show up.

[wingman]

Tzan moves back one space, to space 20, He shouts "DIBS ON THE MONEY IN SQUARE 20" and collects a kraP ton of money. He now has $437.

Wingman is wearing: Tzan's mom as a hat.

Proposing: At the beginning of every turn, the bearer of the NecroNOMicon collects all the money in the Tzan's Treasure square, including any that's carried by a player in that square, as Mayor McCheese intended.