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Postby legacymedia92 » Fri May 21, 2010 8:21 pm

I ready for enimies
Loosing your mind is a side effect to this fourm
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Fri May 21, 2010 8:29 pm

RWL: hey; how bout I kill you both and save us the trouble?

Result: 2 - Fail

RWL decides it would be better to conserve ammo.


what? i have no gun.
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Postby naussica » Fri May 21, 2010 10:39 pm

I lead the way and shoot any enemy (if there are any).
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Postby Coximind » Sat May 22, 2010 6:45 am

RunsWithLegos wrote:
RWL: hey; how bout I kill you both and save us the trouble?

Result: 2 - Fail

RWL decides it would be better to conserve ammo.


what? I have no gun.


Oops. :trap:
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Postby trebnos1 » Sat May 22, 2010 8:58 am

I go try kicking down the other door. I hand the bouquet of flowers to Lt. Kruz as I pass; perhaps a make-up gift for Naussica.
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Postby Coximind » Tue May 25, 2010 7:49 am

RWL: Well, anyway, I reach gingerly into the crate and snatch the perfume, then drop in into my pocket, being careful not to touch the icky stuff.

Result: 6 - Overshot

RWL is more experienced, gaining 1 HP!

RWL opens his Potato Chips with such vigor that they fly all over the place. "Drat.."

Legacy: I ready for enimies

Result: 2 - Fail

Legacy does not see any Enimies.

Naussica: I lead the way and shoot any enemy (if there are any).

Result: 6 - Overshot

Naussica is more experienced, gaining 1 Combat damage on his Shotgun!

Naussica leads on towards the door. He decides that there must be Something back there...

Trebnos: I go try kicking down the other door. I hand the bouquet of flowers to Lt. Kruz as I pass; perhaps a make-up gift for Naussica.

Result: 3 - Meager Success

Trebnos offers the Bouquet of Flowers to Lt. Kruz. But he does not accept them.

Trebnos does, however succeed in breaking down the door. It reveals a Robot! It rather resembles a Mars Rover, and has a turret on top. It does not seem to have noticed the group.

Massam: ...

Massam stares blankly at the wall.

Lt Kruz: ...

Lt Kruz ponders what Massam is staring at.

The following items are in the alley:
1 Pile of Ashes
1 Pile of Sticks On Fire (4/6)
2 Zombie Corpses
8 Dirty Potato Chips


The following items are in the left room:
1 Bit of Icky Stuff
1 Crate
1 Crate Lid
1 Crowbar


Legacy
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: 1D6
Inventory: Shotgun, 9 Shotgun Shells, Wallet with 10$

Lt. Kruz
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: 1D6
Inventory: Shotgun, 10 Shotgun Shells, Wedding Ring, Wallet with 10$

Naussica
HP: 6/7
Combat damage: 1D6 + 1
Inventory: Shotgun, 7 Shotgun Shells, Wedding Ring, Wallet with 10$

Massam
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: 1D6 + 1/1D6
Inventory: Uzi, 1 Used Uzi Mag (1/6), 2 Uzi Mags, Combat Knife, Wallet with 10$

RWL
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: 1D6/1D6
Inventory: Hatchet, Sledge Hammer, Zombie Survival Guide, 6 Blankies, Wallet with 3$

Trebnos
HP: 4/6
Combat damage: 1D6 + 1/1D6
Inventory: Pistol, 1 Used Pistol Mag (4/6), 3 Pistol Mags, Small ADS, Riot Shield, Bottle of Perfume, Bouquet of Flowers, Wallet with ID, 15$, and a Happy Meal Coupon
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Postby Coximind » Tue May 25, 2010 7:50 am

RWL: if possible I eat my chips.

Result: 6 - Overshot

RWL is more experienced, gaining 1 HP!

RWL opens his Potato Chips with such vigor that they fly all over the place. "Drat.."

Legacy: I ready for enimies

Result: 2 - Fail

Legacy does not see any Enimies.

Naussica: I lead the way and shoot any enemy (if there are any).

Result: 6 - Overshot

Naussica is more experienced, gaining 1 Combat damage on his Shotgun!

Naussica leads on towards the door. He decides that there must be Something back there...

Trebnos: I go try kicking down the other door. I hand the bouquet of flowers to Lt. Kruz as I pass; perhaps a make-up gift for Naussica.

Result: 3 - Meager Success

Trebnos offers the Bouquet of Flowers to Lt. Kruz. But he does not accept them.

Trebnos does, however succeed in breaking down the door. It reveals a Robot! It rather resembles a Mars Rover, and has a turret on top. It does not seem to have noticed the group.

Massam: ...

Massam stares blankly at the wall.

Lt Kruz: ...

Lt Kruz ponders what Massam is staring at.

The following items are in the alley:
1 Pile of Ashes
1 Pile of Sticks On Fire (4/6)
2 Zombie Corpses
8 Dirty Potato Chips


The following items are in the left room:
1 Bit of Icky Stuff
1 Crate
1 Crate Lid
1 Crowbar


Legacy
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: 1D6
Inventory: Shotgun, 9 Shotgun Shells, Wallet with 10$

Lt. Kruz
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: 1D6
Inventory: Shotgun, 10 Shotgun Shells, Wedding Ring, Wallet with 10$

Naussica
HP: 6/7
Combat damage: 1D6 + 1
Inventory: Shotgun, 7 Shotgun Shells, Wedding Ring, Wallet with 10$

Massam
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: 1D6 + 1/1D6
Inventory: Uzi, 1 Used Uzi Mag (1/6), 2 Uzi Mags, Combat Knife, Wallet with 10$

RWL
HP: 7/7
Combat damage: 1D6/1D6
Inventory: Hatchet, Sledge Hammer, Zombie Survival Guide, 6 Blankies, Wallet with 3$

Trebnos
HP: 4/6
Combat damage: 1D6 + 1/1D6
Inventory: Pistol, 1 Used Pistol Mag (4/6), 3 Pistol Mags, Small ADS, Riot Shield, Bottle of Perfume, Bouquet of Flowers, Wallet with ID, 15$, and a Happy Meal Coupon

Rover Robot
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: 1D6
Inventory: Turret
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Postby legacymedia92 » Tue May 25, 2010 4:16 pm

i shoot the bot
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Postby Massam » Tue May 25, 2010 4:48 pm

I snap back to consciousness, and shoot whatever is closest to me in a flurry of nervous twitches.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Tue May 25, 2010 7:30 pm

what you wrote

Coximind wrote:RWL: Well, anyway, I reach gingerly into the crate and snatch the perfume, then drop in into my pocket, being careful not to touch the icky stuff.

Result: 6 - Overshot

RWL is more experienced, gaining 1 HP!

RWL opens his Potato Chips with such vigor that they fly all over the place. "Drat.."


What i said.

RunsWithLegos wrote:
I ponder the disappeared head and then pick up the blankets and put them at the ally mouth along with the sticks.
I then light them on fire with the embers buried deep within the ash to deter any more attacking zombies
if possible I eat my chips.




any ways, i throw the blankets on the robot, and hatchet that mattalic SOB;
I if can't I Franticly look for some useful info on Robots in my WWZ zombie survival guide.
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Postby naussica » Tue May 25, 2010 10:04 pm

I pick up the crowbar and put it in my inventory. I then lead the way shotgun ready.

EDIT: I also shoot the bot if it's not dead.
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Postby naussica » Tue May 25, 2010 10:06 pm

Has anyone noticed Lt. Krus is taking the fake marrige thing seriously? :lol:
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Postby trebnos1 » Tue May 25, 2010 10:10 pm

@Naussica... well, in terms of the game, the marriage isn't fake. You both have rings, remember?

I set up my ADS and flip it on facing the bot. The excess heat should overload any delicate circuitry on the outer parts of the machine.
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Postby Coximind » Fri May 28, 2010 6:45 am

RunsWithLegos wrote:what you wrote

Coximind wrote:RWL: Well, anyway, I reach gingerly into the crate and snatch the perfume, then drop in into my pocket, being careful not to touch the icky stuff.

Result: 6 - Overshot

RWL is more experienced, gaining 1 HP!

RWL opens his Potato Chips with such vigor that they fly all over the place. "Drat.."


What I said.

RunsWithLegos wrote:
I ponder the disappeared head and then pick up the blankets and put them at the ally mouth along with the sticks.
I then light them on fire with the embers buried deep within the ash to deter any more attacking zombies
if possible I eat my chips.




any ways, I throw the blankets on the robot, and hatchet that mattalic SOB;
I if can't I Franticly look for some useful info on Robots in my WWZ zombie survival guide.


Derp. Sorry.
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Postby Coximind » Fri May 28, 2010 7:29 am

Legacy: I shoot the bot.

Result: 5 - Epic Success

Legacy takes careful aim, and manages to knock a hole in two of the wheels, dealing 4 damage, and also leaving it immobile.

Massam: I snap back to consciousness, and shoot whatever is closest to me in a flurry of nervous twitches.

Result: 3 - Meager Success

Massam uses the remainder of his current Uzi Magazine, but does not hit anything.

RWL: any ways, I throw the blankets on the robot, and hatchet that metallic SOB;
if can't I frantically look for some useful info on Robots in my WWZ zombie survival guide.

Result: 5 - Epic Success

RWL throws Lt. Kruz's Blanky at the Rover Robot, deciding that he can share with Naussica. It does not, however, seem to have any effect. So, he begins searching his Zombie Survival Guide to see what might turn up. He discovers that it is apparently very weak to inertia based attacks, being originally designed for much lighter gravities.

He runs up and swings his Sledgehammer, but his luck runs out at last; he misses entirely, hitting the ground instead.

Naussica: I pick up the crowbar and put it in my inventory. I then lead the way shotgun ready. I also shoot the bot if it's not dead.

Result: 4 - Success

Naussica takes the Crowbar and, hearing what RWL read aloud, decides to use that instead of the shotgun. It deals an amazing 7 damage, killing it.

Trebnos: I set up my ADS and flip it on facing the bot. The excess heat should overload any delicate circuitry on the outer parts of the machine.

Result: 4 - Success

Trebnos notices that the Robot is dead, and does not turn it on yet. He sets it up anyway though, just in case something might be there.

[b]Lt Kruz
: ...

Lt Kruz wonders if life is really worth living.

The group sees that the hallway turns off to the left at the end. There does not seems to be anything of interest on this end, however.

The following items are in the alley:
1 Pile of Ashes
1 Pile of Sticks On Fire (4/6)
2 Zombie Corpses
8 Dirty Potato Chips


The following items are in the left room:
1 Bit of Icky Stuff
1 Crate
1 Crate Lid


The following items are in the right room:
1 Broken Rover Robot
1 Pile of Misc. Robot Parts
1 Broken Turret
1 Blanky


Legacy
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: 1D6
Inventory: Shotgun, 8 Shotgun Shells, Wallet with 10$

Lt. Kruz
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: 1D6
Inventory: Shotgun, 10 Shotgun Shells, Wedding Ring, Wallet with 10$

Naussica
HP: 6/7
Combat damage: 1D6 + 1/1D6
Inventory: Shotgun, 7 Shotgun Shells, Crowbar, Wedding Ring, Wallet with 10$

Massam
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: 1D6 + 1/1D6
Inventory: Uzi, 2 Uzi Mags, Combat Knife, Wallet with 10$

RWL
HP: 7/7
Combat damage: 1D6/1D6
Inventory: Hatchet, Sledge Hammer, Zombie Survival Guide, 5 Blankies, Wallet with 3$

Trebnos
HP: 4/6
Combat damage: 1D6 + 1/1D6
Inventory: Pistol, 1 Used Pistol Mag (4/6), 3 Pistol Mags, Small ADS, Riot Shield, Bottle of Perfume, Bouquet of Flowers, Wallet with ID, 15$, and a Happy Meal Coupon[/b]
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