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Postby Scottsamn » Thu May 20, 2010 2:43 pm

So, I came across this one day: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=0e5b147860e307706cd30a3b27373e33&topic=27591.0
Please excuse massive link. Anyway, anybody here have there own stories of doing something absolutely horrible and/or evil in a video game?
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Postby Elmagnifico » Thu May 20, 2010 7:26 pm

I killed my companion cube. He'd never done anything wrong to me, in fact up until that point he'd helped me open doors and stuff. I euthanized the poor guy. Didn't hesitate. "Faster than any other test subject" she said. Mind you, I blame her. She made me do it. Doesn't wash away my guilt though. I could have just refused. Not like it made any difference in the end. Still got captured by that effing party escort robot.
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Postby Scottsamn » Thu May 20, 2010 7:38 pm

I believe me and my friend have a horrible tendency to tether people to the road while they ride their bike in Just Cause 2.
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Postby aoffan23 » Thu May 20, 2010 7:50 pm

Ahahaha, one more awesome idea for that game. I'm hoping to get that really soon, looks f***ing amazing.

Also, when I rented inFAMOUS, I would get people to walk into a puddle, then shock the puddle and fry them. The same goes for launching people into the water in the park and frying them.

I remember going on mock purging raids, killing anybody with a hood or a plague mask. Hehehe.......
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Postby trebnos1 » Thu May 20, 2010 10:07 pm

Well, my Companion Cube threatened to stab me... so I was justified.
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Postby piltogg » Thu May 20, 2010 10:13 pm

I once played oblivion, and had a genocide of all the non-humans in the cities. (all the cult and lizard people)
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Postby naussica » Thu May 20, 2010 10:27 pm

Elmagnifico wrote:She made me do it.


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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Fri May 21, 2010 1:50 pm

Elmagnifico wrote:I killed my companion cube. He'd never done anything wrong to me, in fact up until that point he'd helped me open doors and stuff. I euthanized the poor guy. Didn't hesitate. "Faster than any other test subject" she said. Mind you, I blame her. She made me do it. Doesn't wash away my guilt though. I could have just refused. Not like it made any difference in the end. Still got captured by that effing party escort robot.



That's the closest I've come to crying at a video game.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri May 21, 2010 4:13 pm

"Very good. You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal
Device. With it, you can create your own portals. These-"

*VORP*

*bzzzt*

*thud*

"...To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."

Great, I ticked her off. Geez, I wonder if that will come back to haunt me... heh.
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Postby naussica » Fri May 21, 2010 10:49 pm

The worst thing I've done in video game that I can remember... killing Sander Cohen in Bioshock. After his masterpiece was complete, I pulled out my crossbow and wailed on his back. That's when I found out he was a houdini. I died, came back and shot him to death. Then I took a picture of his corpse.
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Postby AdrianTheGeek » Sat May 22, 2010 2:07 am

In Fable 2. I'd have sex with maidens. Then kill them. They never really learned their lesson.
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Postby Magic Soap » Sat May 22, 2010 3:10 pm

AdrianTheGeek wrote:In Fable 2. I'd have sex with maidens. Then kill them. They never really learned their lesson.


I killed all the whores in town. Then I brought Sadie the prostitute to my lovers house, had an orgy, killed Sadie and the woman. The daughter of the woman was distraught, so I gave her a clockwork pistol as a gift. At this point the father of the girl walks in, and threatens me in what sounded like an Irish accent. He starts shooting at me, and for some reason gets stuck in the door of the house due to a glitch. The town guards come, but can't get in. I go to the balcony and take potshots at them. I then jump out, with guards still following me, and tell all the surviving citizens to follow me. I take them up to that big magic mountain hill thing and push them off, one by one.
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Postby aoffan23 » Sat May 22, 2010 7:51 pm

In Fallout 3, I shot at the sheriff's son with a rocket launcher.

Thing is, in Fallout 3, you can't kill the kids. So instead, everyone in Megaton was trying to kill me.
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Postby muffinman42 » Mon May 24, 2010 3:52 pm

Burned a whole city to the ground.
drowned somebody in a pool.
burned a baby to death in a small room.
starved a person to death.

The scary thing is those all come from sim city and the sims
also theirs a trope for this;
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... yPotential

not the most gruelsome but killing the world counts;
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/448950

and well... yeah
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Postby Ranger S2H » Wed May 26, 2010 3:35 pm

a lot of russian, afghani, american and brazillian men will not be returning to their families ever again, I keep saying myself that we are at war, and they were trying to kill me too, but it still haunts me. how can I ever live a normal life again?! those men could have had wives and kids! maybe even a dog! who will take care of them?!

(I think infinity ward should include post-traumatic stress in modern warfare for additional realism)
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