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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Wed May 26, 2010 6:44 pm

And cut the Airport level.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Wed May 26, 2010 8:53 pm

Yes. Please. I keep getting blown apart when I try and shoot the terrorists.
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu May 27, 2010 12:58 am

In Galactic Civilizations 2 (complete with all the add ons) My mighty space-faring race had colonised over 40 worlds in about as many solar systems with a fairly decent military and scientific base.

My problem was taxes and morale - My empire was driving itself into the ground at an outstanding rate, and I then found the cause of the problem - each of my worlds was over populated, ranging from about 2 billion to 17 billion to many people on each world.

I pulled the classic Civilization problem, and removed the food supplies from each world for about a month. I luckily managed to avoid rebellion and actually made my people happier and more productive by killing almost a third of my species . . . funny how hitlerisms work out, isn't it?
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Postby Rody » Thu May 27, 2010 9:06 am

hey, what works, works right?
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby Warhead » Thu May 27, 2010 10:38 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:In Galactic Civilizations 2 (complete with all the add ons) My mighty space-faring race had colonised over 40 worlds in about as many solar systems with a fairly decent military and scientific base.

My problem was taxes and morale - My empire was driving itself into the ground at an outstanding rate, and I then found the cause of the problem - each of my worlds was over populated, ranging from about 2 billion to 17 billion to many people on each world.

I pulled the classic Civilization problem, and removed the food supplies from each world for about a month. I luckily managed to avoid rebellion and actually made my people happier and more productive by killing almost a third of my species . . . funny how hitlerisms work out, isn't it?


Damn, I just made colony ships and evacuated the surplus populations then dumped them on any dirt wad peace of shit planet and let them rebel. I'd later return and invade and the planet would have been improved IF it survived and have all sorts of builds that I didn't have to pay for. If I couldn't find a planet I'd just leave loads of Colony ships with loads of people on them lying around, sometimes I'd send them off to annoy the neighbours just 'cause I was bored.
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Postby razgriz 25th inf. » Sat May 29, 2010 1:08 am

i named my fort ballsack so that when the game started it said let ballsack strike the earth and all i heard was "smack smack smack" there. you wanted to hear it. not my fault.
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Postby SnakeMittens » Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:13 am

In SimCity 4, I burned the city to the ground, attacked it with a UFO, Tyrannosaurus Wrecks, and a giant plate throwing robot, then I hit it with tornadoes and comets, and finally I raised a volcano there. During the time I was doing this, I would occasionally go down and look at individual people, then set them on fire.
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Postby Colt » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:34 am

Hmm all i did was in oblivion
1.buy a house
2.hire a housemaid
3.you know where this is going right?
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Postby Warhead » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:28 pm

Hovering? :shock:
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Postby RJ » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:18 am

@Colt

Wait, you can DO that? I'mma gonna go play me some Oblivion.
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Postby legacymedia92 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:57 am

I destroyed the hopes and dreams of five other people (while sending a few RC missiles to their cars)
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Postby Warhead » Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:45 pm

I once killed a man...
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Postby legacymedia92 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:21 pm

With this thumb!
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Postby Warhead » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:14 pm

No, little chef, with his own thumb.

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Postby Fulizer » Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:40 am

metal gear solid 2:
6. knocked out otacons sister
7. layed on top of her
8. got out ma porno mag
9.called the characters girlfreind

I think I win
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