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Postby muffinman42 » Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:18 am

Ok, i started playing this game on saturday and have played everyday since.
IT IS AWESOME!
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The combats great, but a bit odd, you can't steer but you choose your target and it's all in realtime and a bit of a challenge to control.
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But at the same time it's not too hard to play.
Untill later.
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It's not really a learning curve...more of a cliff.
Don't let that off put you!
And the players are unfeeling bastards
Arius Myxoma > man i just got that ship...
J3tt > i just got that ammo
J3tt > you don't see me complaining

And also completely mad
<Cro_Magnus> what I don't get is why people bother with "mm" as a caliber after 1000... I mean... 1400mm, why not call it "Mobile car launcher" and have done with it?
<Cro_Magnus> 1400mm shells basically equate to the ship firing volksvagens at high speed
<Cro_Magnus> knowing minmatar that's probably what they *are* firing too
<Wrangler> except they are projectiles, not cars, and explosive
<Cro_Magnus> car @ several thousand meters per second = projectile
<Cro_Magnus> car loaded with fuel impacting ship = explosive
<Cro_Magnus> your point?
<Fenria> GAAAAH Captain... there is a beetle heading our way at 18kps
<Wrangler> OMG! We're being attacked by volkswagens!"!
<Fenria> DAMN THOSE GERMANS
* Wrangler fires counter measure trabants

Their are massive ships that can do 2,000,000 damage.
people have carried out heists for levels of money that are large in real life (over $16,500 USD!) http://eve.klaki.net/heist/
The only thing against the rules is hacking the servers or using bugs to get a unfair advantage. but people can still hack others to get their internet to shut down (as such removeing big ships from the combat).

It is truely amazing.
Oh and too get the idea of the size of the ships:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0O3Xl6a ... re=related
mine is in the size region of those on the table...
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Postby muffinman42 » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:54 pm

Updated first post.
Also need name surgestions for:
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EVE wiki wrote:Ideally suited for both skirmish warfare and fleet support, the Catalyst is touted as one of the best anti-frigate platforms out there. Faced with its top-of-the-line tracking equipment, you can argue, but you will likely not win.


This little(well bigish, but their are MASSIVE ships!) is my newist ship.
due to the bonus' to them i'll be using "small hybrid turrets" as the weapon fittings.
basically their railguns and plasma guns.
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Postby IVhorseman » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:08 pm

The Mourning Star.

EVE is hilarious, especially when it comes to Titans. The Something Awful goons were the first to ever take one out with a true Goonrush, since they all pretty much ganged up on one while the owner was AFK and just started ramming all their ships into it before he got back. I've heard that it costs like 2000 bucks to make one and several years of playing, which is ridiculous.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:55 pm

Malice

Vitriol

Belligerence

Nightmare

Revenant

Bane

Malevolent

Bellicose

Exultant
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Motherfucker!
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Postby stubby » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:09 pm

Looks kind of like Greedo. Or a VUX.
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Postby Apollyon » Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:52 am

stubby wrote:Looks kind of like Greedo. Or a VUX.


A VUX Intruder would turn it to shreds in less than two seconds...

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Postby Ross_Varn » Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:48 am

BANE.

Or you could go with Hammer and Nail.
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Postby muffinman42 » Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:46 am

ok, im ready to pick up and pilot my destroyer.
and out of the names "Vitriol" is my favourite.
AND
Here it is!
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The Vitriol, my new destroy, able to shot down serpentis rookies in one volley.
Destroyers in EVE are frigate killers. and in the early areas the enermys are mainly frigates :twisted: .
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Postby muffinman42 » Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:42 pm

Just found this quotes site.
http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/home
the top 150 are funny shit!
<HellGremlin> Hmm
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|


Cadela Fria > Dammit!
Cadela Fria > I broke my G-string fingering a minor :(
Tareen Kashaar > didn't know you wore thongs, boss
Cadela Fria > What?
Cadela Fria > You misunderstand, I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
Tareen Kashaar > omg
Cadela Fria > I was trying to play "Knocking on Heavens Door"
Tareen Kashaar > it sounds even more perverted the second time around
Tareen Kashaar > so you... molest minors and... break... thongs
Tareen Kashaar > brb...

Varaxian > -9.9 with a 1,050,000.00 bounty? I think you're the pirate yo. ;p
Vampire Blade > i just protect veldspar from miners ;O

(veldspar is a ore that can be mined from astroids.)
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Postby muffinman42 » Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:05 pm

using my new destroyer too mine... works very well, it has enough CPU to support 3 mining turrets with left over for a rail gun turret and light ion turret.
its cargo hold is also bigger than my previous mineing ship, and it can use 3 cargo expanders!
veldspar beware :twisted: and miner hunters beware :evil:
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:02 am

Damn it Muffin, you linked me to omgrawr and I haven't closed the tab yet. You're making me want to play EVE- and I can't! It's an impossibility!
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Postby muffinman42 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:37 pm

AROUND $10 a mounth if you pay for a whole year, around $13 if you pay for single months, has that put you off?
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Postby dilanski » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:58 pm

What does it mean in the Titan kill video when it says titans cost $ridiculous?
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:42 pm

It's not the question of cold hard cash, Muffin, it's the question of I LITERALLY WILL GET IN TROUBLE IF I ATTEMPT TO DOWNLOAD IT.
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