Roll To Dodge: Barroom Brawl

[Warhead]

Man, all this sleep should be allowing me to heal up some doncha'think? (worth a shot) I'll try to wake up and start looking for a way out when I do.

[SnakeMittens]

Turn 24:

Krus:
Drink maniac beer and go apeshit on enforcer. (2)

Krus goes apeshit on the door, losing 1 HP.

naussica:
Get myself and everone else out of there! (4)

naussica drags Krus and Warhead through the Open Door, and finds an equally small room with a Red Light on one side. The door closes, and a white line plays across them. The door opens again, and a metallic voice says,

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Please deposit the following items in the Disposal Chute:
Crowbar
Balisong
Extension Cord
Bottle
If you do not, these items will be removed by force.

Warhead:
Man, all this sleep should be allowing me to heal up some doncha'think? (worth a shot) I'll try to wake up and start looking for a way out when I do. (3)

Warhead finally gets 1 HP from sleeping.

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naussica
HP: 3/7
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Crowbar)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits, Crowbar
Bonuses: +1 MCD, +1 HP

Warhead
HP: 4/11
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Fork)
Inventory: Fork, Wallet with 10 credits, Wet Pants
Bonuses: +5 MCD, +5 HP
UNCONSCIOUS

Krus
HP: 3/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Balisong)
Inventory: Wallet with 11 credits, Balisong, Extension Cord, Empty Bottle, Swimsuit Calender, Wet Pants, First Aid Kit
Bonuses: +1 MCD

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The following items are inside Small Room 1:
Disposal Chute
Open Door

The following items are inside Small Room 2:
naussica
Warhead
Krus
Red Light
Open Door

[naussica]

ESCAPE THE FACILITY WITH EVERYONE! I'M NOT GOING TO PRISON!

[Warhead]

Wake up and leave through open door.

[Lt. Krus]

Get drunk and let naussica do all the work.

[SnakeMittens]

Turn 25:

naussica:
ESCAPE THE FACILITY WITH EVERYONE! I'M NOT GOING TO PRISON! (6)
naussica gets +1 MCD!

naussica drags Krus and Warhead through the Open Door, then slams into the wall on the other side of Small Room 1, knocking himself out and doing 1 damage.

Warhead:
Wake up and leave through open door. (2)

Warhead is still asleep. The Open Door only leads to the other Small Room.

Krus:
Get drunk and let naussica do all the work. (6)
Krus gets +1 HP!

Krus is out of Beer, so sucks out the alcohol-laden pee from his Pants.

The Red Light from the other room says,

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You have been warned.

Robotic Arms shoot down from the ceiling of Small Room 1.

ROLL TO DODGE! (3)

naussica and Warhead are UNCONSCIOUS, and cannot dodge. naussica loses his Crowbar, which is thrown into the Disposal Chute. They are then moved through the Open Door, into the room with the Red Light.Krus dodges, but loses his Balisong.

The door closes, and another one opens. Robots come and dump Warhead and naussica into a Cell. The Cell across is occupied by two people.

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naussica
HP: 2/7
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits/b]
Bonuses: [b]+2 MCD, +1 HP
UNCONSCIOUS

Warhead
HP: 4/11
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Fork)
Inventory: Fork, Wallet with 10 credits, Wet Pants
Bonuses: +5 MCD, +5 HP
UNCONSCIOUS

Krus
HP: 4/7
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 11 credits, Extension Cord, Empty Bottle, Swimsuit Calender, Damp Pants, First Aid Kit
Bonuses: +1 MCD, +1 HP

neersighted
HP: 6/6
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 Credits, Lint
Bonuses: N/A

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Red Light
HP: 18/18

Robotic Arms
HP: 34/36 (6/6 Arms)

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The following items are inside Small Room 1:
Krus
Disposal Chute

The following items are inside Small Room 2:
Red Light
Open Door

The following items are inside Cell 1:
naussica
Warhead

The following items are inside Cell 2:
neersighted
Person

There is One Spot Available!

[Ross_Varn]

Called it! I poke Neersighted suspiciously.

[SnakeMittens]

Ross Varn
HP: 6/6
Inventory: Wallet with 10 Credits, Lint
Bonuses: N/A

Amazing! This RTD is actually quite successful!

[Warhead]

[Warhead had /12 not /11 if'n you don't mind, thankee very kindly].

While unconscious try not to get ass snuggled by the inmates. Struggle to waken up.

[SnakeMittens]

Sorry, but you still had /11. I made an error.

Edit:
Duh.

[Warhead]

Oh, damn... Ah well, no worries.

[What do we, our characters know of the justice system here?]

[Ross_Varn]

Haha, excellent. Look around for an exit, since I just woke up with a splitting headache and no knowledge of how I got here.

[SnakeMittens]

Ross Varn was arrested for something else, so I'll PM him a bit of the backstory.

[Lt. Krus]

I throw everything but te extension cord on the ground, I'll keep that as a garrote.

[naussica]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

I summon a trained deathclaw to kill the robot arms and the eye!