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Postby Zupponn » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:42 am

Throw the pirate out the window (but keep his pants)

EDIT: and hat
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Postby ForlornCreature » Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:04 am

Yeah yeah, calm down. Not like you'll be in much trouble WHEN YOU REALISE THAT USB HAS pr0n ON IT!!!
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Postby Pwnerade » Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:03 am

Have a drink with the pirate.
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Postby Ben-Jammin » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:36 pm

Since my name is Ben, and the protagonist's name is also Ben, I thought I should post here.

Have Ben go out and meet the girl, and offer her some beer and a free pirate if she gives him back the USB drive.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:37 pm

Jump out window
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Postby Rody » Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:26 pm

Ben-Jammin wrote:Since my name is Ben, and the protagonist's name is also Ben, I thought I should post here.

Have Ben go out and meet the girl, and offer her some beer and a free pirate if she gives him back the USB drive.

for all we know, she might hate his guts.

I propose a dramatic, battle of epic proportions over the porn-filled USB stick.
(making others wonder why you'd go to such length for a mere USB stick)
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby Zahru II » Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:00 pm

Jump out of bed and yell 'IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!'
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Postby Nitewatchman » Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:21 pm

He suddenly realizes he is having sex with a midget.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:51 pm

Silverdream wrote:Flip out like a motherfucker.

Crank style.
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Postby ForlornCreature » Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:57 pm

Stay put. Try to think this one out. You can do this, it's ok.

(Chick breaks down the door: "WHERE THE HELL IS BEN!?")

SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!
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Postby ForlornCreature » Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:28 pm

Combat weap-

JUST KICK HIM IN THE NUTS
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Postby Zupponn » Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:32 pm

Well, she only has two hands, so as she pulls out whatever weapons she has, she is forced to drop the USB on the ground. Ben picks it up and goes back inside while she goes through her action sequence.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:01 pm

She has a WEINER and a HAMMER.

SHe proseads to hamer said winer up her foes arse.
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Postby Ogel96 » Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:26 pm

What'dyou guys think so far? (Next update soon.)
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Postby ForlornCreature » Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:39 pm

I reckon I'm owning, and that this is cool
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