FORUMVENTURE (ACTUAL ADVENTURE)

[Ogel96]

A boy sits in a room at a Computer. Soda Cans in Various States of Fill are scattered around the room.

[Ogel96]

Gon on the brikwars forums and give Silvadream cybersex

What are you, stupid? He's using the school's network and they monitor that shit! He does, however, go on the forums.

[Ogel96]

Examine the larger room around him (possibly find some fun stuff)

Ahh, a sensible request.






The room around him is a Dorm Room. To the left, a Chest sits in the corner. His Gaming Table is cluttered with Various Lego Items for a forum battle he is hosting at the moment. To the right, his Poorly Built Dresser blocks a window, and his Bed lies even further left. In the corner, his Dorm Required Plant sits, growing or withering. He can't really tell. More Soda Cans in Various States of Fill clutter the floor.

[Ogel96]

Clean up those cans before they attract ants.

It was going well when......





OOPS!

He slips and falls.

The go outside

Now how can he do that when this Soda Liquid has spilled all over the Carpet?
No, cleaning this up is top priority.

His Computer bleeps. A headE-reader message has arrived!

[Ogel96]

Forget a sticky floor, what's on the computer? A warning from the school for visiting the brikwars forums? Start to panic. Save all your pirated music to a USB and jump out the window.

HE FREAKS OUT LIKE A CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER


However, his panicking mixes up his thoughts.





He gives his Music to A Pirate,






And throws his USB out the Window.


He continues like this for some time.

Meanwhile, down below, Outside








A Girl is walking to the Dorm Entrance.






BONK





Who dropped this USB?! Whoever did it is really getting on her nerves. Maybe it's that annoying Dude who Always Wears the Cap,
What's his name?

[Ogel96]

His name: Freddy Enrico

No, that's not quite it. Freddy is the Mexican who always wears the Wizard Hat...

[Ogel96]

His Name: Jhon Eggbert, Dick Shitcunt, Johnny Milftits, James Raynor, Urist McFratboy, Ben, Ogel...

Thousands of names run through her head, making her quite distressed. Could it be Dick Shitcunt? No, that's her favorite pornstar. Is it James Raynor? No, that's the Terran hero from Starcraft. Jhon? Ben? Ogel?






Wait a second, that's it! His name is Ben! His last name is a mystery to her. Oh well.

Who cares what his name is? Go kick his ass and use you karate-skills to beat him up!/Now go check on Ben

Oh, there will be some ass kicking tonight!






Upstairs, Ben is still flipping out.

[Ogel96]

CALM DOWN SON!
Oh wait, your assingment was on that USB.
GET YOUR DAMN USB BACK OR THE TEACHER'S GONNA FLIP!!!

Ben calms down.

Why freak out? He still has his Computer, he can just email it.





Ben lies on his Bed and chills out.

[Ogel96]

Yeah yeah, calm down. Not like you'll be in much trouble WHEN YOU REALISE THAT USB HAS pr0n ON IT!!!

OH SHIT.

[Ogel96]

Have Ben go out and meet the girl, and offer her some beer and a free pirate if she gives him back the USB drive./I propose a dramatic, battle of epic proportions over the porn-filled USB stick.
(making others wonder why you'd go to such length for a mere USB stick)

Oh, she is so going to pound Ben's Ass



WHAM!

Goddamnit.




Ben: Oh hey, I didn't see you there. Oh, That's my USB! can you give that back to me?

Girl; GO TO HELL!

...Yell "It's MORPHIN TIME!"

Both teens yell, "Morph Up!"





Ben's combat Morph:

Admiral Jhon Raynor, of the USS Decapitation.





The Girl's Combat Morph:

Sammi Nyce: Femme Fatale Assassin.





Jhon pulls out his loaded combat items: A Communicator and a Soda Can


(What are Sammi's Loaded items?+what happens, of course)

[Ogel96]

Combat weapons: Dildo of death, and glue.

Sammi proceeds to pull out....







A kick in the balls!

JUST KICK HIM IN THE NUTS

They morph back.

Girl: You can have your USB back now, asshole.






Ben: Ohhhhhhhhhh............

[Ogel96]

This might be a good time for the pirate to take a bathroom break. He's so drunk that he can't tell where the bathroom is. So, he decides to follow the wisdom of his great uncle aquamaquesha, "When in doubt, take a piss out the window!"

So he did.
And the urine did rain from the heavens, and many plot-irrelevant characters drowned that day.

Oh yeah and the urine cleans all stains from the carpet, because the pirate drank too much windex./Go back inside.

Ben goes back inside, and to his delight, the Room is clean!

Ben: What happened?

Pirate: I cleaned yer Room. I am the Pirate Janitor after all. Yaar!





Pirate Janitor: I also created a Little Doodad in yer Corner.


Ben: How did you do all this?

Pirate Janitor: Yarr, ye don't want to know.



Plot Irrelevant Character:NOT AGAIN!







Ben then got his Music and USB back.



He went to the Computer.



Well, things are looking up for Ben!







They most certainly are...

[Ogel96]

Send silverdream erotic messages.

No.

Send Nitewatchman erotic messages. (While Naked!)

GAWDDAYUMNIT NO!


BEN WILL NOT SEND ANY PORNOGRAPHIC MESSAGES! JESUS CHRIST!






Ben is in a HIGHSCHOOL DORMITORY! The only way the security is shut down is if the school is facing a giant catastrophe, which it obviously isn't.



Down some stairs, in a different moment in time-





The Robot invasion is really under way! This is a giant catastrophe!

Oog is having fun! It's too bad his snakey friend had to go and get hit real bad, but Oog can beat the robots on his own.

[Ogel96]

Ben:Realize your incoming demise and throw soda on the robots.
Oog: Smash the robots.

Robots? What Robots? There are no Robots here.


NEAR FUTURE-





Oog Smash!

Oog, smash a hole in the wall...

Oog listen and do.






Behind the Wall a man stands, blasting a robot...





It's Secret Agent 700! (Or Jim)


Jim: I knew someone else had to be here if I wasn't being attacked from both sides! Good to see you Oog.
Oog: Ug Oog Ag.




Jim: Listen, Ficksit's got a Radio up and has created a Rendevous Point for any surviors. Let's grab your friend and get out of here!

[Ogel96]

Ook grabs his Friend.

Have Ben search his room for a backpack (he's gotta have one).

Ben goes to the Bed. He thinks he left the Backpack underneath...







Now where is that thing?