Cannon

[RunsWithLegos]

Lets play a game of canon /tg/, the rules are simple.
Rule 1
A player must post a fact about the subject. That fact is now canon and cannot be changed, except by furthering the timeline.

Rule 2-
Do not try to troll or fuck with the setting. Invested players have the right to call you out on your faggotry.

Rule 3-
We are Gentlemen and Women, lets act like it.

[razgriz 25th inf.]

cannons are big, and some fire a ball as big as 1 foot.

[RunsWithLegos]

Ha.

Here is an example: http://boards.4chan.org/tg/res/14504703

[Arkbrik]

You can hear explosions in space.

[GeneralOfDeath]

Only if it is the explosion that kills you.

[RunsWithLegos]

The center of the universe is a massive planet[or is it?], the size of a galaxy but with the gravity of earth.

[RunsWithLegos]

thus Inbreeding is completely unavoidable, causing hilarious mutations to occur

[FighterAce]

The Mutations, being so hilarious, cause every one on the planet to laugh so hard they have all lost there voice.

[OneEye589]

OneEye589 is the supreme, controlling, invincible, sole creator of all universes that have ever existed.

[Rody]

The laws of thermodynamics do not hold.

[FighterAce]

And because Thermodynamics don't work, Troll science now works.

[Rody]

unless it is really stupid of course.

[Zahru II]

Every day is FRIDAY, FRIDAY now.

[Arkbrik]

The cult of OneEye589 controls the whole planet. It is split in billions of factions all fighting for power.

[RJ]

Except on a prison planet, where it is permanently THURSDAY holding one prisoner named Rebecca who is forced to eat her friends.