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Postby RunsWithLegos » Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:25 am

Lets play a game of canon /tg/, the rules are simple.
Rule 1
A player must post a fact about the subject. That fact is now canon and cannot be changed, except by furthering the timeline.

Rule 2-
Do not try to troll or fuck with the setting. Invested players have the right to call you out on your faggotry.

Rule 3-
We are Gentlemen and Women, lets act like it.
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Postby razgriz 25th inf. » Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:32 am

cannons are big, and some fire a ball as big as 1 foot.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:08 pm

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Postby Arkbrik » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:45 pm

You can hear explosions in space.
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Postby GeneralOfDeath » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:46 pm

Only if it is the explosion that kills you.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:56 pm

The center of the universe is a massive planet[or is it?], the size of a galaxy but with the gravity of earth.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:00 pm

thus Inbreeding is completely unavoidable, causing hilarious mutations to occur
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Postby FighterAce » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:16 pm

The Mutations, being so hilarious, cause every one on the planet to laugh so hard they have all lost there voice.
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Postby OneEye589 » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:27 pm

OneEye589 is the supreme, controlling, invincible, sole creator of all universes that have ever existed.
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Postby Rody » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:31 pm

The laws of thermodynamics do not hold.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby FighterAce » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:37 pm

And because Thermodynamics don't work, Troll science now works.
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Postby Rody » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:50 am

unless it is really stupid of course.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby Zahru II » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:56 am

Every day is FRIDAY, FRIDAY now.
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Postby Arkbrik » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:32 pm

The cult of OneEye589 controls the whole planet. It is split in billions of factions all fighting for power.
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Postby RJ » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:33 pm

Except on a prison planet, where it is permanently THURSDAY holding one prisoner named Rebecca who is forced to eat her friends.
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