BrikWars Forum

by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:07 pm

So here's how it goes:

I am essentially a GM, and everyone is a player. It runs just like Zork, but with Brikwarsiness mixed in.

I.E.

>OTC troll

You OTC the troll, and it's head flies off, spraying blood.

Well, let's get this started:

Code: Select all: Location: east of house. You are in front of a house. All of the windows and doors seem to be boarded up. There is a mailbox here.

by **jmatthew** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:41 pm

>examine mailbox

by **Ross_Varn** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:55 pm

Ross glares at Mattew and >kicks the mailbox over. "Screw that."

by **enders_shadow** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:00 pm

Ender kicks Ross away and picks the mailbox up 'screw you, I wanna se if I got my lego catalogue yet!'

by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:22 pm

Code: Select all: Location: east of house The mailbox stays rooted to the spot. Contents: 1 pamphlet, and 1 lego catalog.

and btw, there is 1 person, you all just send orders for him.

by **jmatthew** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:49 pm

One person with multiple personalities then? Shutup matthew. NO U SHUTUP ROSS! Anyway....

read pamphlet?

by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:05 pm

Code: Select all: Location: east of house >Read pamphlet It reads: Welcome to BrikZork! The goal of this game is to Have fun, adventure, and kill stuff. Remember not to die!

by **RunsWithLegos** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:22 pm

forget to not die.

by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:41 pm

RunsWithLegos wrote:forget to not die.

ATTN: You are now banned from ordering. I will not accept orders from you, under any circumstances.

by **enders_shadow** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:44 pm

remember where you buried your chainsaw, and proceed to unearth it

by **RunsWithLegos** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:46 pm

wow. that.. is pretty harsh.

by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:48 pm

enders_shadow wrote:remember where you buried your chainsaw, and proceed to unearth it

Code: Select all: location: forest Ah, here it is! You unearth: 1 chainsaw. You now appear to be lost.

by **Olothontor** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:50 pm

>Fell trees with your chainsaw in a random cardinal direction until you reach the forest's edge.

by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:58 pm

Olothontor wrote:>Fell trees with your chainsaw in a random cardinal direction until you reach the forest's edge.

Code: Select all: Location: Large clearing You are in a large clearing. There is an old man with a large backpack here.

by **jmatthew** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:33 pm

Brandish chainsaw and threaten old man to hand over the bag.

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