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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:07 pm

So here's how it goes:

I am essentially a GM, and everyone is a player. It runs just like Zork, but with Brikwarsiness mixed in.

I.E.

>OTC troll


You OTC the troll, and it's head flies off, spraying blood.



Well, let's get this started:

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Location: east of house.

You are in front of a house. All of the windows and doors seem to be boarded up. There is a mailbox here.
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Postby jmatthew » Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:41 pm

>examine mailbox
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:55 pm

Ross glares at Mattew and >kicks the mailbox over. "Screw that."
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Postby enders_shadow » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:00 pm

Ender kicks Ross away and picks the mailbox up 'screw you, I wanna se if I got my lego catalogue yet!'
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:22 pm

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Location: east of house

The mailbox stays rooted to the spot.
Contents: 1 pamphlet, and 1 lego catalog.


and btw, there is 1 person, you all just send orders for him.
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Postby jmatthew » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:49 pm

One person with multiple personalities then? Shutup matthew. NO U SHUTUP ROSS! Anyway....

read pamphlet?
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:05 pm

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Location: east of house

>Read pamphlet

It reads:

Welcome to BrikZork! The goal of this game is to Have fun, adventure, and kill stuff.

Remember not to die!
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:22 pm

forget to not die.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:41 pm

RunsWithLegos wrote:forget to not die.


ATTN: You are now banned from ordering. I will not accept orders from you, under any circumstances.
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Postby enders_shadow » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:44 pm

remember where you buried your chainsaw, and proceed to unearth it :P
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:46 pm

wow. that.. is pretty harsh.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:48 pm

enders_shadow wrote:remember where you buried your chainsaw, and proceed to unearth it :P


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Ah, here it is! You unearth: 1 chainsaw.

You now appear to be lost.
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Postby Olothontor » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:50 pm

>Fell trees with your chainsaw in a random cardinal direction until you reach the forest's edge.
"In a mad world, only the mad are sane." - Akira Kurosawa
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:58 pm

Olothontor wrote:>Fell trees with your chainsaw in a random cardinal direction until you reach the forest's edge.


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You are in a large clearing. There is an old man with a large backpack here.
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Postby jmatthew » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:33 pm

Brandish chainsaw and threaten old man to hand over the bag.
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