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by RJ » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:42 pm

Eat the skeleton key to stop bad guys getting through the doors.

by **Jörmungandr** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:40 pm

GeneralOfDeath wrote:PEDOBELUGA RETURNS!!!

I'm a child of Loki and I will destroy Thor when Ragnarok comes, but I don't think even I am that evil.....

Or am I.....?

by **GeneralOfDeath** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:46 pm

It's Ragnablok, and the PEDOBELUGA RETURNS!!! is my proposition for our next smiley.

by **Robot Monkey** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:03 pm

Code: Select all: Location: art room Now you start being reasonable, and open the door with the key, revealing... More gold, and an OTC! You immediately snatch both. Seeing as your old chainsaw is now obsolete, you set it in the safe before you close the door again. > gold 500 gp >inventory 1 pamphlet 1 sniper rifle (4/6) 1 shotgun (2/2) 1 box of shotgun rounds (10/12) 1 elven sword 1 lantern 500 gp

by **MrMcThrasher** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:41 pm

Go back to the forest to hunt for bears.

by **Robot Monkey** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:47 pm

MrMcThrasher wrote:Go back to the forest to hunt for bears.

Code: Select all: Location: forest You are in the middle of a forest. Suddenly, along comes a moose!

by **GeneralOfDeath** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:01 pm

>Snipe Moose

by **Robot Monkey** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:22 pm

GeneralOfDeath wrote:>Snipe Moose

Code: Select all: Location: forest *KRAK* The moose's head explodes, sending brain chunks in every direction. It's antlers fall to the ground, strangely unharmed.

by **enders_shadow** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:32 pm

wait, what happened to the OTC? it isn't in the inventory?
>realizing you've been cheated by the safe, go back and destroy it with the skeleton key :twisted:

(also, remember to make a native american headdress from the moose antlers before you go

by **Robot Monkey** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:49 pm

enders_shadow wrote:wait, what happened to the OTC? it isn't in the inventory?
>realizing you've been cheated by the safe, go back and destroy it with the skeleton key (also, remember to make a native american headdress from the moose antlers before you go

You still have the OTC. I was just to lazy to do the whole inventory list again.

Code: Select all: Location: forest You make a Native american headdress from the antlers and a few dead birds that were killed by flying moose brain chunks.

by RJ » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:53 am

>Use the native american headress to summon Bearclaw, lord of the sterotypical indian world.

by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:39 am

RJ wrote:>Use the native american headress to summon Bearclaw, lord of the sterotypical indian world.

Code: Select all: Location: Spirit World You have summoned Bearclaw, and he has taken you to the spirit world. Bearclaw asks, "What is your request, mortal?"

by RJ » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:56 am

>Ask for a divine orgasm.

by **Killer Karetsu** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:27 am

Ask for BEAR ARMS.

by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:03 am

RJ wrote:>Ask for a divine orgasm.

RJ, you are now banned from ordering.

Killer Karetsu wrote:Ask for BEAR ARMS.

Code: Select all: Location: Spirit World Despite your request's awesome level, Bearclaw tells you this: "With the arms of a bear, one would be unable to use any form of object, thus making one's entire inventory worthless."

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