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Postby RJ » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:42 pm

Eat the skeleton key to stop bad guys getting through the doors.
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?
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Postby Jörmungandr » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:40 pm

GeneralOfDeath wrote:PEDOBELUGA RETURNS!!!


I'm a child of Loki and I will destroy Thor when Ragnarok comes, but I don't think even I am that evil.....

Or am I.....?
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Postby GeneralOfDeath » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:46 pm

It's Ragnablok, and the PEDOBELUGA RETURNS!!! is my proposition for our next smiley.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:03 pm

:roll:

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Now you start being reasonable, and open the door with the key, revealing...

More gold, and an OTC!

You immediately snatch both. Seeing as your old chainsaw is now obsolete, you set it in the safe before you close the door again.

> gold

500 gp

>inventory

1 pamphlet
1 sniper rifle (4/6)
1 shotgun (2/2)
1 box of shotgun rounds (10/12)
1 elven sword
1 lantern
500 gp
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Postby MrMcThrasher » Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:41 pm

Go back to the forest to hunt for bears.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:47 pm

MrMcThrasher wrote:Go back to the forest to hunt for bears.


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You are in the middle of a forest.

Suddenly, along comes a moose!
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Postby GeneralOfDeath » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:01 pm

>Snipe Moose
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Postby Robot Monkey » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:22 pm

GeneralOfDeath wrote:>Snipe Moose


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*KRAK*

The moose's head explodes, sending brain chunks in every direction. It's antlers fall to the ground, strangely unharmed.
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Postby enders_shadow » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:32 pm

wait, what happened to the OTC? it isn't in the inventory?
>realizing you've been cheated by the safe, go back and destroy it with the skeleton key :twisted: (also, remember to make a native american headdress from the moose antlers before you go
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Postby Robot Monkey » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:49 pm

enders_shadow wrote:wait, what happened to the OTC? it isn't in the inventory?
>realizing you've been cheated by the safe, go back and destroy it with the skeleton key :twisted: (also, remember to make a native american headdress from the moose antlers before you go


You still have the OTC. I was just to lazy to do the whole inventory list again.

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You make a Native american headdress from the antlers and a few dead birds that were killed by flying moose brain chunks.
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Postby RJ » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:53 am

>Use the native american headress to summon Bearclaw, lord of the sterotypical indian world.
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:39 am

RJ wrote:>Use the native american headress to summon Bearclaw, lord of the sterotypical indian world.


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You have summoned Bearclaw, and he has taken you to the spirit world.

Bearclaw asks, "What is your request, mortal?"
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Postby RJ » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:56 am

>Ask for a divine orgasm.
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:27 am

Ask for BEAR ARMS.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:03 am

RJ wrote:>Ask for a divine orgasm.


RJ, you are now banned from ordering.

Killer Karetsu wrote:Ask for BEAR ARMS.


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Despite your request's awesome level, Bearclaw tells you this:

"With the arms of a bear, one would be unable to use any form of object, thus making one's entire inventory worthless."
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