But sir, It's liquid!

[501stCadians]

I smash you in the head with your laptop until you think it's better.

Make me a sandwich.

[mgb519]

I spawn as a red scout. Sandvich taken. Here you go.

Convince all of P.E.T.A. to go meatatarian.

P.S.

5 times 7 (read the books)

Actually, it's six times nine,

[Silverdream]

I kill each one of them every hour by disembowelment until they eat meat.

Took me one hour.

Now laugh forever.

[mgb519]

I threaten the people who run Webster's Dictionary and the Oxford English Dictionary at gunpoint until they change the meaning of "forever" to a period of time which is typically about ten to twenty seconds.

Build a functional car out of duct tape, x4's, and nails.

[Nitewatchman]

I threaten the people who run Webster's Dictionary and the Oxford English Dictionary at gunpoint until they change the meaning of "forever" to a period of time which is typically about ten to twenty seconds.

Build a functional car out of duct tape, x4's, and nails.

I use the non-existent first dimension of what I'm assuming are wood boards to create a pocket dimension. I put a jet engine and unlimited fuel in it, then put a bag of nails on the intake side of the engine. All cars behind you explode because of nails.

Eat a dick.

[RedShirt]

Have you ever heard of colorado oysters?
It's buffalo dick.

Eat a HUMAN dick

[Rody]

I kill Dick van princess and eat his ribs.

get me a 3kg sample of unbihexium.

[mgb519]

I manufacture it and chill it to absolute zero before it can decay.

Make HHD less annoying.