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Re: ORK!

Postby lawmaster » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:40 pm

Put the leaves onto a stick and try to throw it into the exhaust pipe, hopefully they explode like everything should.
You are faced with door what do you do
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Re: ORK!

Postby knolli » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:53 pm

ok, time to speed things a bit up:
All the Sour Men are retreating, chased by a mob of angry Orks. Most of you are too injured to share in the fun. Spork stabs one human and feasts on his heart while Snorkhas trouble to keep up, his short legs just won't run fast enough.

Pork must watch helplessly as the Car with Big on board slowes down alongside the Reserve Group. For now Big playes dead. When the first human gets into reach he goes Berserk. He frees his feet and jumps right into them swinging his axe in deadly circles. He takes down two humans and wounds another before he is finally overwhelmed. This time they make sure that the big Ork is really DEAD.
Some wounded soldiers are put onto the backseat, then they get moving towards the woods. But instead of safety doom awaits them there. Two Trolls break through the underbrush. With one swing of their mighty clubs, the Car is turned over. A second swing turns three soldiers into a bloody mess. What is left of the Reserve Group is fleeing aimlessly.
The Trolls sit down and begin to eat the Car.
So far no other (grown up) Ork has noticed them. They are all focued on the remains of the Main Group that is running the other way. Dork, Pork and Dog can see them every well. What they see lets shivers run down their spines, although they would deny that.
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Re: ORK!

Postby SnakeMittens » Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:29 pm

So... Me am yell at trolls, then run away on me short stubby legs!
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Re: ORK!

Postby Killer Karetsu » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:34 pm

(damn what are we going to say to the shaman)
Dog am calm the sheep so they won't run away. Den Dog am go to Big's corpse and guard it.
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Re: ORK!

Postby lawmaster » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:20 pm

(I still have the beach ball we can survive still we just won't be as excellent as we would be with the car)

Have pork crawl to dog and say "Put leaves on dead bodies, throw dead bodies, the trolls then am eat them and die."
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Sure I can see
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Re: ORK!

Postby Killer Karetsu » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:25 am

Me am do that.
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