Tale of a Minifig

For all those games that happen to not be BrikWars

Moderators: Timedude, Olothontor

User avatar
Ham
A 701 error is fine too.
A 701 error is fine too.
Posts: 741
Joined: Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:11 pm
Location: Wetting my whistle at the watering hole

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by Ham » Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:05 pm

Yoda> Eat some oatmeal.
stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.
Image
Wightbagel died for our sins.

User avatar
Arkbrik
Clown-Face Bologna
Clown-Face Bologna
Posts: 2116
Joined: Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:18 am
Location: Sweden

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by Arkbrik » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:59 am

Robot Monkey wrote:>Sit down next to CO, discreetly slip rest of crack stash in her breakfast.
Image

Ah, here comes breakfast!

Image

You get a hilarious idea, and sprinkle Kaisa Varg's breakfast with crack. In your current state of mind, you feel that your stealth skills are at maximum.
Ross_Varn wrote:CO> Slap insubordinate in the face.
Image

You are now Kaisa Varg. Why is private Shadower pouring flour or something on your breakfast? Why, you better administer a DISCIPLINARY SLAP!
Robot Monkey wrote:MARTIN BALOUN> Notice what coworker is doing, and distract CO before she can slap him.
Image

You are now Martin Baloun. Looks like Officer Varg is about to slap your old buddy Rom! You'll have to distract her somehow!

MARTIN BALOUN: Hey, look! Vikings!
KAISA VARG: Huh?
Silverdream wrote:Vikings: Attack the fleet detatchment.
Image

And you're not even lying.
Ham701 wrote:Yoda> Eat some oatmeal.
Image

Meanwhile on the swamp world of DUNGOBAH, you are MASTER YADO, eating some OATMEAL.

User avatar
Killer Karetsu
Galidor
Galidor
Posts: 1189
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:31 am
Location: Finland...boxing with polar bears :)

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by Killer Karetsu » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:31 am

This is becoming fucking awesome. 8)
NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
Image

User avatar
Killer Karetsu
Galidor
Galidor
Posts: 1189
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:31 am
Location: Finland...boxing with polar bears :)

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by Killer Karetsu » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:33 am

Midgaard serpent in space> Attack the VIKINGS.
NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
Image

User avatar
Silverdream
Nice use of noise
Posts: 6078
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Location: Sweating like a guy in a basketball manga

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by Silverdream » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:16 pm

Vikings: Board the midgard serpent
This sig is too fucking large: show anyway
Image lol j/k

User avatar
RagnarokRose
u a MILLION wus and only then shall you become the MISTRESS
u a MILLION wus and only then shall you become the MISTRESS
Posts: 3941
Joined: Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:03 pm

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by RagnarokRose » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:17 pm

Skythians> OBLITERATE the FUCK out of that nonsensical wooden ship.
she/her | formerly known as ross_varn | exiled for the good of the f.e.l.c.

User avatar
The Shadowscythe
Touch my cloud song and I will fuck you up
Touch my cloud song and I will fuck you up
Posts: 2351
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:22 am
Location: Llandysul, Ceredigion, Wales, U.K, Earth, Sol, Milky Way, Local Cluster, Universe.

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by The Shadowscythe » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:18 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:Skythians> OBLITERATE the FUCK out of that nonsensical wooden ship.
Agreed.
-- WARNINK -- LINK BELOW IZ KNOWN TO CAUZE HEMMORAGE --
Spoiler
Show
Image

I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.
Image

GeneralOfDeath
Cannon Fodder
Posts: 464
Joined: Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:18 am
Location: Waiting for my ban to expire

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by GeneralOfDeath » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:31 pm

Immortal Stealth Ship: fire black hole missiles at rear Scythian ship.
Let's Play X-Com: UFO Defense

The New Guy's Guide to the Brikwars Forums

Threads Won: 1 2

Times Banned: 6

Time Banned: 4 Days 2 Hours

User avatar
RagnarokRose
u a MILLION wus and only then shall you become the MISTRESS
u a MILLION wus and only then shall you become the MISTRESS
Posts: 3941
Joined: Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:03 pm

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by RagnarokRose » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:53 pm

GeneralOfDeath wrote:Immortal Stealth Ship: fire black hole missiles at rear Scythian ship.
EVASIVE ACTIONS
she/her | formerly known as ross_varn | exiled for the good of the f.e.l.c.

User avatar
knolli
Dimmy
Posts: 582
Joined: Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:30 am
Location: the world that never existed - home

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by knolli » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:18 am

Scythian Admiral at the front: Struggle to survive until reinforcements arrive.
Ross_Varn wrote:Knolli is awesome.

enders_shadow
Mega Blok
Posts: 1427
Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:18 pm
Location: The logical answer would be

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by enders_shadow » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:24 pm

3rd Alliance spy: remember that you were masquerading as a spy to win the allegiance of the 3rd alliance. Then order them to come to the aid of the Scythian fleet and destroy the immortal fleet. and Everything

User avatar
Robot Monkey
My Little Pony
Posts: 1935
Joined: Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:47 pm
Location: The Edge

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by Robot Monkey » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:41 pm

RIN Cruiser: Open fire on Immortal stealth cruiser
Yado: hang self from vine
Rom Shadower: Wait for friend to leave, then *quietly* assassinate CO
Image

User avatar
newcowboy
Hero
Posts: 76
Joined: Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:13 pm
Location: Figure it out?!

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by newcowboy » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:45 pm

Yado> Force yourself onto the viking ship And make you their leader. FOR THE OATMEAL!

User avatar
Silverdream
Nice use of noise
Posts: 6078
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Location: Sweating like a guy in a basketball manga

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by Silverdream » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:46 pm

Friend: Ask CO out on a date
CO: Blush and say yes
This sig is too fucking large: show anyway
Image lol j/k

enders_shadow
Mega Blok
Posts: 1427
Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:18 pm
Location: The logical answer would be

Re: Tale of a Minifig

Post by enders_shadow » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:07 am

Big Burly Officer: come over and shove friend out of the way, lead CO off to personal chambers...

Post Reply