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Postby suemac3000 » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:29 pm

There are two explorers out in the Amazon. They come across an unfriendly tribe who captures them. The explorers are brought before the Chief who is very unhappy about their trespass. He glares at them and says,

"Death, or Chee-Chee!"

They guys look at each other, "What the hell is Chee-Chee?"

"Death, or Chee-Chee!"

So the first guy thinks, at least I'll get to walk out of here, so he says, "Chee-Chee!"

The Chief says, "Good choice! Chee-CHee!" Then the entire tribe gang snuggles the poor guy.

So the second explorer sees the remains of his friend lying out in the field after this encounter, and thinks, fuck that, life's not worth it.

So the next night, they bring him out, and the Chief glares at him, and says, "Death, or Chee-Chee!" and the explorer immediately says, "Death!"

The Chief looks sadly at him. "Awh." Then he smiles, and shouts, "But first, Chee-Chee!"

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Now you can tell me how lame that was.
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Postby suemac3000 » Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:37 am

I thought there was more screening , but this is funny.

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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:33 pm
Subject: the joke
I am a teenager so I cannot post a reply in that forum, but-

That joke is actually as old as time, but it's funny the first two or three times you hear it. There are countless variations of it, and even another joke that shares the same tribe.

Three lost travelers somehow stumble unto a camp of tribal savages.
The Cheif approaches them, at first planning to kill them but then giving them the option of the Challenge. They accept, of course.
The three travelers are told to gather three of the same fruit and bring it back.
The first traveler comes back with 3 oranges. The cheif tells him that he must insert all three in his ass without a single sound. The traveller manages one of them before gasping in pain, where he is promptly killed.

The second comes back with three cherries, and he is told to do the same. He is almost finished when he giggles, and is killed.

In heaven/hell/limbo/reincarnated afterlife/wherever ghosts are/ the first traveller asks the second why he laughed, when he was almost certainly going to succeed.

"I couldn't help it, I saw the next guy coming in with pineapples."

:twisted: :twisted: This caused my Hubby to share another joke in this vein, but I need some refresh time on the forum to post again. I'll add it in the morning.
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Postby Zahru II » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:01 am

The joke here at my place has 'Unga-Bunga' instead of 'Chee-Chee'.
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Postby Natalya » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:36 am

Lolz I never saw these before.
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Postby feuer_faust » Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:16 pm

What's really bad is that I've heard both of these from my Grandpa. Classy stuff. :)
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Postby suemac3000 » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:10 pm

Okay, this is the new version my Husband told me last night. You can tell me how old this one is!

An explorer is captured by this tribe, and is told he must complete three challenges to survive, each in a separate hut, and each preceded by a serving of the local home brew. He must first eat two hundred oysters without throwing up, then remove a thorn from a lion's paw, and then after this and the third drink be able to screw the Chief's daughter.

So, he figures he can hold his liqueur and agrees. He takes a draft of the local squeezings, and it is a nasty, strong rotgut! But he perseveres, and heads into the first tent. After he has consumed two hundred slimey oysters, he staggers out, and does his best to hold them all down while the villagers make sure he's eaten them all.

He's given the second draft, and staggers into the second hut. They hear the Lion roaring, the man roaring, some screaming, and it goes on like this for a while.

Finally he staggers out, covered with cuts and scratches. He grabs the third draft, knocks it back and says, "Sho, where'sh the bitch with the thorn in her foot?

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Re: Chee-Chee

Postby RoC77 » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:28 pm

suemac3000 wrote:There are two explorers out in the Amazon. They come across an unfriendly tribe who captures them. The explorers are brought before the Chief who is very unhappy about their trespass. He glares at them and says,

"Death, or Chee-Chee!"

They guys look at each other, "What the hell is Chee-Chee?"

"Death, or Chee-Chee!"

So the first guy thinks, at least I'll get to walk out of here, so he says, "Chee-Chee!"

The Chief says, "Good choice! Chee-CHee!" Then the entire tribe gang snuggles the poor guy.

So the second explorer sees the remains of his friend lying out in the field after this encounter, and thinks, fuck that, life's not worth it.

So the next night, they bring him out, and the Chief glares at him, and says, "Death, or Chee-Chee!" and the explorer immediately says, "Death!"

The Chief looks sadly at him. "Awh." Then he smiles, and shouts, "But first, Chee-Chee!"

:P

Now you can tell me how lame that was.



I remember this joke about 15 years ago, it was pretty much the same except the end.

When the last guys choses death, the Chief stares at him, "Ok, death by CHEE-CHEE!"
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Postby Warhead » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:04 pm

Reminds me of an old Joke from when I was a kid.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman go out west to make a new life for themselves but get caught by a tribe of Native Americans.

The big Chief lines them up and tells them they each get one request before they'll be killed and skinned and their hide made into a new canoe.

The Englishman asks for a final meal before death, the finest the Native can offer. They make him a meal and just as he swallows the last mouthful a Brave smacks him over the head with a tomahawk and the women skin him and fashion a conoe.

The Irishman asks to get drunk on Whiskey, so the Chief gets out his supply of rotgut and the Irishman tucks in. Finally he can't string two words together and so a Brave smacks him over the head with a tomahawk and the women skin him and fashion another canoe.

The Scotsman asks for a fork. This gets lots of puzzled looks from the entire tribe but they give him the fork none the less. The big Chief asks "What did he want a fork..?" The Scotsman starts stabbing himself and shouts "Nae fucker's gonna' making a canoe outa' me!"
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Postby RoC77 » Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:10 pm

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $ 5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the salesclerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29."

"I am actually 47." This makes him feel really good.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your hairy walnuts for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."
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