Well, looks like I just had an assburgers moment

[The Shadowscythe]

Yep - just asked blitzen for access to this forum, not realizing that I already had it - and I was in fact asking to join the non-dimmies.

I am now officially going senile.

Fuckberries.

[Blitzen]

Jeez you're so old. You're probably like 30 or something.

[stubby]

Ha ha you geezer

[The Shadowscythe]

Jeez you're so old. You're probably like 30 or something.

25, and you know it - and you still didn't let me into non-dimmies, I mean . . . considering the drudge the rest of this place comes out with you'd figure you would welcome another human being capable of putting two words together without pulling a silva, or a pedo, or an arseterios.

[stubby]

Jeez you're so old. You're probably like 30 or something.

25, and you know it - and you still didn't let me into non-dimmies, I mean . . . considering the drudge the rest of this place comes out with you'd figure you would welcome another human being capable of putting two words together without pulling a silva, or a pedo, or an arseterios.

The thing silva, pedo, and arseterios have in common is their unfortunate compulsion to try and make all the threads about them.

Now I'm not saying that's what you're doing here, but I'm also not not saying that.

[Tzan]

I remember when I was 25.
When we were getting ready for a night on the town, we would tie Atari joysticks to our belts, which was the style at the time.

[Warhead]

To: The Youth of Today - You aren't even human until you can legally buy me beer. Until then you have nothing to say to me that I care to hear... especially if I've ever dated your mom in the past, and if you don't get a decent set of earphones for that iPod which you play on the train, I'm gonna' make you eat it ass first.

[Natalya]

Jeez you're so old. You're probably like 30 or something.

25, and you know it

Still older than me.



@Warhead:

iProducts are bullshit and I don't even like beer.

[The Shadowscythe]

I don't even like beer.

[Warhead]

You don't have to fucking like beer, liking stuff is for gurls. You just drink the damn stuff. The more vile and potent the beverage the better. It's not about falling about and being silly, it's about drinking more intoxicating poison than anyone else can stomach and still being right side up enough to fight, or fuck while everyone else has fallen over. It's a trial by stamina sorta' thing.

[The Shadowscythe]

So what you are saying is . . .

I need to START off fighting and fucking everyone else in the room, and then flood the room with pure alcohol - and if I am still standing at the end I win?

Time to start strapping those good 'ole 2x4's to me legs then . . .

[Warhead]

...whatever works maaan.