Quest for the Hill

[Bragallot]

They don't look friendly, but they don't look bright either.

BLAST! CIVIL WORKERS!

[Natalya]

Not exactly. You should go kill them.

Oh and no one inside McDonald's by the way. Remember, if I make one of your dudes say something that they weren't told to say, then it's true.

[The Shadowscythe]

I shall deduce wether or not these foul ruffians are Dimmies.

And if, indeed they are - I shall blow their fucking heads off with my energy cannon, old chap.

[Bragallot]

Ok in that case if I can still change my orders I will instead deploy a mechanical walking hotdog: since they are not the brightest the hotdog will distract them, possibly draw them near so I can shoot them with my Vulcan Cannon. And have the hotdog explode in their faces. Take cover behind the car and shoot the crap out of them regardless of whether the feat works. The rocket launcher dude goes first.

[Predator]

Shadows edit wins.

[Colette]

I tell everyone (except silva) to hide behind the McDonalds and then I kick silva in the knee so he loudly screams in pain so the guards know about him. If the guys shoot him then I know to run towards them guns blazing. If they just look at him and continue to do their business then I know they're friendly and moreover that they might have some McDonalds angus burgers.

[Silverdream]

Dodge Collette's kick and tell him that he can't let his feelings endanger the party. Take out the revolver and get behind the car.

Alright, here's an idea, we all push the car several inches forward. If the guards are really dumb, they'll shoot the car with no one in it. What do you guys think?

[Predator]

Dodge Collette's kick and tell him that he can't let his feelings endanger the party. Take out the revolver and get behind the car.

Alright, here's an idea, we all push the car several inches forward. If the guards are really dumb, they'll shoot the car with no one in it. What do you guys think?

Keep the car! If Shadow deploys his energy cannon on you have yourself a warthog.

[Tzan]

To their left, to their right, and behind them is an oblivion devoid of baseplates.

* GASP! * the horror!

[Predator]

To their left, to their right, and behind them is an oblivion devoid of baseplates.

* GASP! * the horror!

pesgores, hacking Tzan's account is not nice!

[Tzan]

Hey! I had some awesome and totally tasteful pr0n in my post and now its been turned into something dirty.

[Predator]

Hey! I had some awesome and totally tasteful pr0n in my post and now its been turned into something dirty.

[Bragallot]

Dodge Collette's kick and tell him that he can't let his feelings endanger the party. Take out the revolver and get behind the car.

Alright, here's an idea, we all push the car several inches forward. If the guards are really dumb, they'll shoot the car with no one in it. What do you guys think?

It's a plan so cunning, you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel!

[Zupponn]

Throw Colette at the not-so-bright enemies. Tell Silva to go into the McDonald's to see if he can find a sink to go wash his hair.

[Colette]

Throw Colette at the not-so-bright enemies. Tell Silva to go into the McDonald's to see if he can find a sink to go wash his hair.

I was about to edit this post when I realized it was the King of Trolls posting. I will let you, but no one else, throw me at the enemy.

When I land, shoot at the rocket guy's rocket, and bail.