Quest for the Hill

[Natalya]

Bragallot and Silver move up behind the car. Silver draws his pistol. Warhead walks over to the McDonald's. Zupponn picks up Colette.

Note: If someone doesn't send orders, people who send general orders for the group will end up commanding those people. In this case, Colette said for everyone to move up behind the McDonald's, so Warhead who has been inactive followed that instruction. I won't do complicated stupid trolling shit though, just general tactical commands.




Zupponn threw Colette as far as he could towards the POOP mountains. It didn't work, because a minifig can't throw another minifig that far unless I rolled like 3 critical successes in a row, which I did not.




Bragallot, tired of this shit, blew the crap out of the guy at the railing.

[Natalya]

His body falls on the ground in front of the hill. Not that you want this gun, just remember that you can pick up weapons from anyone you kill.




Colette aims for the rocket launcher.




Critical Success!! He hits the rocket which explodes it, killing the guy holding it and the dude in front of him.




You see two people come towards you. Looks like whoever is out there has heard all the noise.

[Predator]

Who are those people? They look so...familiar. (Dat GLaDOS)

Could they be...other forum members also on a quest for the hill?

Anyway,

[Silverdream]

Jump in the car and run over the guy in the white armour.

Suggest that someone get in the back of the car and shoot at the approaching baddies.

[Thesson]

Well, we shoulda brought more guns.

[Bragallot]

Pull out the SMG and go mental, firing both weapons at the approaching doods. Save at least an inch of movement so I can switch back to my shield if I'm attacked.

[The Shadowscythe]

FIRE ZE BEEMZ! FIRE ALL OF MY BEEMZ!

[Colette]

(It is understood solid-shot guns fall under "lazers" in this instance. Also, I'm firing at the two new guys.)

I direct everyone else to do the same.

[Bragallot]

Destroy Them With Lazers

[Predator]

Well, we shoulda brought more guns.

We should have brought more forum members.

[Colette]

Well, we shoulda brought more guns.

We should have brought more forum members.

Tárren, Asterios, solvess, razgrizzly, and Ham701. What could possibly go wrong?

[Predator]

Well, we shoulda brought more guns.

We should have brought more forum members.

Tárren, Asterios, solvess, razgrizzly, and Ham701. What could possibly go wrong?

Well you brought Zupponn along.
MAXIMUM TROLLING is not exactly a power used for helping you team.
If you had brought along people like Thesson, Kalvinator and Ikensall this would've been easier.

[Natalya]

Uhh okay so I can obviously see things that you guys can't see so I know what's going on, but really this isn't a difficult scenario.

[Bragallot]

In this thread I trust only Scythe's deductive reasoning.

Well, we shoulda brought more guns.

We should have brought more forum members.

We'll call you when we run out of bullet magnets.

[Colette]

Crack theory: The hill will never be discovered. The "Quest for the Hill" will be its replacement, eventually turning into something like the Goatse Bunker Assault where player characters join in on the fight.