Quest for the Hill

[Bragallot]

The hill will never be discovered.

True for some of us.

[Colette]

The hill will never be discovered.

True for some of us.

Crack theory number 2: The winners of this Quest will be added to a usergroup that will permit special access to the restricted forum 14 that the hill is located in.

[Bragallot]

Considering what we're currently doing is alike to what you actually have to do to get into North Korea, that might actually be the case.

[Semaj Nagirrac]

Don't give up! Without the hill, Brikwars loses something. I'm not sure what that something is, but you need to find it! You must do what the rest of us can not! Find the hill and seize your destinies!!

[Tzan]

Don't give up! Without the hill, Brikwars loses something. Find the hill and seize your intestines!!

Yeah its like last year when I lost my cancer.

[Silverdream]

Can I change my orders still? I want to climb on top of the car and shoot the guy in white armour with the revolver.

[Natalya]

I haven't said anything false in this thread. Also, Colette your theories are bunk.

[Predator]

I haven't said anything false in this thread. Also, Colette your theories are bunk.

We'll call you when we run out of bullet magnets.

I'll bring my unicorn so it can freeze bullets with it's magic.
I'd also be willing to provide ZERG RUSHES .

[Natalya]

Stop posting orders for a second. I got more stuff photoed, gonna take a while to edit the pictures though.

[Predator]

Stop posting orders for a second. I got more stuff photoed, gonna take a while to edit the pictures though.

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That wasn't an order, I was just proving to Brag that I would be a damn good bullet magnet if they needed one.

[Warhead]

Stop posting orders for a second. I got more stuff photoed, gonna take a while to edit the pictures though.

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[Natalya]

Warhead and Silver hop in the car.




Silver floors it and splatters the dude in the armour.




But as the car goes past they get a better look at the guy who was with him -- a dynamite kamikaze warrior.

[Colette]

@Warhead: Drink the maniac beer! It'll strengthen your scottish muscles and help you survive the blast! It'll also act as a painkiller when a few of your limbs inevitably get blown off.

@Silva: You're fucked and I don't care.

@Me: Direct everyone to move up once the blast subsides.

[Natalya]

The explosion destroys the car. Warhead and Silver are thrown from the burning wreck. Also, four guys had been behind the McDonald's the whole time, waiting in ambush.




But Bragallot rushes forwards, guns blazing. He takes out two of them.




One of the remaining guys shoots at Brag and misses. The other shoots Silver but his armour protected him.

[Colette]

Direct everyone to move up, guns blazing and fire at the troopers.