Quest for the Hill

[Predator]

I thought you were being sarcastic. Either that or you're being sarcastic again.

[Colette]

Hooking up means casual sex without any further expectation, and anyone who tells you otherwise is probably "mature for their age."

At my school taking AP Calc BC is the substitute for hooking up with someone. You're considered cooler the earlier you take it, but I'm only taking it as a sophomore.

[GeneralOfDeath]

We need to write down all the things that are wrong with Pedo's school.

[Colette]

It used to be the best high school in America, before a bunch of Texas ruffians pushed us off.

[Kalvinator]

I just found this thread, all I can say are: This is pretty awesome, and that the conversations are, um, stuff.

[Zupponn]

I DEMAND MORE QUESTING!!!

[stubby]

We need to write down all the things that are wrong with Pedo's school.

Pedo's School



Edit: Did you know that the "wiki" tag can't handle page titles with apostrophes?

[wiki]Pedo's School[/wiki]

You learn something new every day.

[Natalya]

Warhead fires up his jetpack.




He flies up onto the BURP mountain.




Down below he spots an enemy and shoots him.




Bragallot climbs the BURP mountain and shoots another guy.

[Natalya]

Colette shoots at the rocket launcher guy, but he misses entirely this time.




Zupponn uses a heroic feat to pole vault on top of the BURP mountain.




He takes a look down below. A Galaxy Patrol guy is down there. Zupponn shot but missed.

[Natalya]

Silver's revolver was destroyed by the rocket, so in stead he picked up a laser pistol and fired at the rocket launcher guy.




But, he misses. If he got a critical success he could have hit from this range, but he didn't.

[Natalya]

Meanwhile, Shadow attacks the Galaxy Patrol dude.




But his armour overcomes Shadow's energy beam. With energy still crackling off of him, the Galaxy Patrol soldier blasts Shadow straight-on.




Shadow's armour does not protect him this time, and he goes down. He needs to be healed before he can fight again.

[Natalya]

Other enemies attack.




Brag's shield absorbs the damage from the shot directed at him.




Zupponn isn't so lucky. He gets shot off the top of the BURP mountain.




He needs to be healed too.

[Natalya]

Two more enemies advance towards everyone.

[Natalya]

Just as things start to look bleak, Shadow hears the engine of an approaching vehicle.




But it's nothing to be afraid of after all. I show up on a Space Canadian Frost Bike.




My minifig's special trait is that she counts as a medic, so I can help heal your dudes.

[Natalya]

Okay, everyone can post instructions again. The way I've been doing this is everyone gets to go, then our enemies get to go. So the next round we start first, then they attack back.

I'm going to have my minifig attempt to revive Shadow since he's right there. I think some of y'all should try to take out the Galaxy Patrol dude who shot him. They have tough armour, so combining fire against him might be a good idea.