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Burrito Stories

Postby Silverdream » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:14 pm

Tell all your burrito related stories here, and put them in memetext.

>Last night I was eating dinner at a favorite fast food restaurant. Some lady walks in and demands that she be given a refund for a a moldy burrito she was served the night before.

>The cashier gave her a confused look and says "Lady I don't recognize you, I've got a photographic memory and I remember all my customers that come in, and I didn't see you last night."

>The lady then hollers, "LET ME SEE YOUR MANAGER Right away".

>Then the store owner comes from the back and asks "What's going on?" The Cashier started calmly explaining the situation, and the angry lady interrupts "YOU'RE STORE SERVED ME A MOLDY BURRITO LAST NIGHT!!"

>I got up from my seat because my family was being disturbed by this angry lady, I tapped her on the shoulder, she says "WHAT!!" I says, Lady, this McDonalds doesn't serve burritos, you're drunk, go home, and you've also used the word You're where you should have said your. She just stormed out the door without another word.

>Everyone looked over at me, it was silent, you could even hear the hamburgers on the grill laughing at the lady.
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Re: Burrito Stories

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:40 pm

>be me
>be hungry
>decide to take a few hits with friends before I go
>say goodbye and walk to store
>take 5 hours to get to taco bell
>walk in
>old people glaring at me as I walk in
>skaters going "duuuude"
>cashiers looking brain dead
>order some doritos tacos
>cashier looks at me like an idiot
>say I want some tacos
>cashier glaring at me
>repeat my order
>"Boy, I don't work here. I think you're looking for the man over there"
>cashier points to cashier
>ohshit.jpeg
>realize I was yelling at some old dude
>run out of there
>mfw no taco

close enough to a burrito right?
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Re: Burrito Stories

Postby Tzan » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:19 pm

6. What is a burrito?
7. What is memetext? Just putting ">" in front of text?
8. I had steak last Sunday.
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Re: Burrito Stories

Postby Silverdream » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:23 pm

Tzan wrote:6. What is a burrito?
7. What is memetext? Just putting ">" in front of text?
8. I had steak last Sunday.


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>tfw old man does not know burrito

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>tfw old man does not know memetext

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>tfw you have same thing for dinner as old man who does not know memetext or le burrito
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Re: Burrito Stories

Postby Tzan » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:28 pm

9. tfw???
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Re: Burrito Stories

Postby Silverdream » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:31 pm

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>tfw you lock the thread because old man you eat same food as that doesn't know memetext or burrito also doesn't know tfw and you're too humiliated to even continue.
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