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Postby Magic Soap » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:28 am

And many other diseases, like breast cancer, which he died of, but his story does not end here, for this is the story of Captain Banana...
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Postby Warhead » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:47 am

Who also sadly died in a banana split eating compitition, but at least he took out his attacker.
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Postby Magic Soap » Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:10 am

Anyway, so Captain Banana was out shopping when he saw an old lady being pushed in a trolley by a bunch of chavs.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:19 am

They were on their way to the competition I was telling you about earlier...
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Postby ColourSchemer » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:38 am

...but one of them had been bitten by a radioactive rolly-polly, and turned on his friends with massive crustacean jaws.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:57 am

...but it was no good because Fat Bastard was there and ate him, thinking he was a lobster, oh well.
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Postby eviljack » Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:02 pm

Givng Fat Bastard major heartburn causing him to let out a burp with the power of a 1 megaton nuke.
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Postby Magic Soap » Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:45 pm

And Captain Banana said, "This is no job for someone such as myself!" and went to the £1 shop next door...
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Postby ColourSchemer » Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:58 pm

Magic Soap wrote:And Captain Banana said, "This is no job for someone such as myself!" and went to the £1 shop next door...


Where a Welsh senior citizen shopping for new dentures stepped on him and slipped, breaking her artificial hip.
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Postby Magic Soap » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:05 pm

And he laughed at her, for she was Welsh...
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Postby eviljack » Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:07 pm

and then her Corgi ran away...
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Postby ColourSchemer » Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:27 pm

which is tough for a short dog with only three legs and a patch over one eye.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:49 pm

HA! But not so tough for a Bengal tiger called Winifred that has an aunt in Middleburgh and holds down a job as a airline pilot. (Um, yeah... okay now).
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Postby eviljack » Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:02 pm

Until he lost his job when is friend stole the jet fuel for his pickup truck. Now its back to the zoo for him.
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Postby Nitewatchman » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:21 pm

Well, after several days of being a zebra, he tries being an orangutan and, after waking up next to another satisfied orangutan, he tries Vitamin Water.

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