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Postby Magic Soap » Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:10 am

But the vitamin water had been spiked, and soon all the animals had turned into various incarnations of the power rangers.
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Postby eviljack » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:31 pm

Which really sucked since Voltron was way better. Then he decided to go over to the pond to take a piss.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:36 pm

but the pisses had already been taken. Who could it have been?
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Postby Magic Soap » Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:19 pm

And then Zombie Piltogg appeared, riding down on a golden zeppelin...
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Postby eviljack » Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:28 pm

but it was really a Lead Zeppelin that was painted gold. Damn those alchemists.
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Postby ColourSchemer » Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:59 pm

So of course it caught on fire. Greek fire. And crashed into Atlantis, killing all the one-boobied Amazons on sabbatical from The Scottish School of Flaming Body Parts, which as everyone knows....
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Postby Warhead » Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:21 pm

one boobied... oh, right... um, as everyone knows is the birthplace of the legendary wild woolly were haggis, the terror of the misty fen of Loch Awe, aaaaaye, the nooo.
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Postby Magic Soap » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:17 am

So, yeah, as Piltogg hurtled down to Earth from the planet Yiddish, a baby was born in South Korea...
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Postby Warhead » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:07 pm

...but that's not important right now because the werehaggis was on the prowl looking for it's first victim.
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Postby Magic Soap » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:11 pm

It approached the log cabin very carefully. On another note, a baby was just born! The werehaggis searched for a way in...
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Postby Warhead » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:20 pm

it sees an open window and leaps
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Postby Magic Soap » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:29 pm

... but the evil Frechman was waiting, Monsieur Bastarde, and killed the werehaggis till it was dead with his tacky shotgun.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:45 pm

Yes, Monsieur Bastarde... in who's hands even the most innocuous household item becomes an instrument of death? No Werehaggis can match such an assassin.
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Postby Magic Soap » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:05 pm

But the werehaggisi came in swarms! Not even an evil Frechman armed with egg whisks could fend off this number of beasts!
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Postby Warhead » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:23 pm

Unless, he had help from Chef Bork!!!..


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BORK BORK BORK

...ok, this is just getting silly now...
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