Unfunny

[aoffan23]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: harro
Stranger: r u bi?
You: no
You: im bye
You have disconnected.

[Lt. Krus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: [Unfunny is required to inform you that you are speaking with a registered sex offender. They are not informed of this message however]
Stranger: heyy
You: Lmao
You have disconnected.

[Ross_Varn]

ARGH, this is making me laugh. Site=pointless.

[OneEye589]

Dude, that's just something people put up to get a reaction.

You: [Unfunny is required to inform you that you are speaking with a registered sex offender. They are not informed of this message however]
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: ummm, yeah maybe u should use a proxy next time
You: What?
You: Why?
Stranger: u wanna tell me why, exactly u were registered as a sex offender?
You: What!
You: I'm not a registered sex offender!
You: Why would you think that?
Stranger: this message: [Unfunny is required to inform you that you are speaking with a registered sex offender. They are not informed of this message however]
You: What about it?
Stranger: it says ur a god damn sex offender!
You: Well, it's obviously lying.
You: What's your A/S/L?
Stranger: uh huh...
Stranger: yeah i'm not buyin it pervert
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Lt. Krus]

Stranger: hey
You: Is this Gaywad?
Stranger: no, bitch
You: WHAT THE FUCK HOE???
You: YOU WANNA THROW DOWN?
You: LETS GO!
Stranger: -_________-
Stranger: go fuck your mama
You: BITCH IMMA SLAP YOU
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: i wanna see you try
You: SLEEP WITH YOUR PORKUPINE
You: EAT A BUNCH OF PANCAKES
You: SHIT EM OUT ON YOUR FACE
You: BAM BAM BAM
You: ON SHIT ON YOUR FACE
Stranger: lol you have quite an imagination
You: BAM BAM BAM
You: TWO SHITS ON YOUR FACE
You: BAM BAM BAM
You: THREE SHITS ON YOUR FACE
You: OHHH NOOO
Stranger: damn hoodrat
Stranger: calm down
You: I RAN OUT OF PANCAKES TO SHIT OUT ON YOUR FACE
You: WHAT DO I DO NOW?
Stranger: now i shit on your face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was fun!

[Warhead]

Of course there is the possibility we could be talking to each other and that there is like only two or three other people using the site. Just a mind fuck of a thought.

I think we would be better saving this kind of thing for the Twighlight Forum Troll bombing runs.

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[Lt. Krus]

You: Hey'
Stranger: 16 f bi

[OneEye589]

Of course there is the possibility we could be talking to each other and that there is like only two or three other people using the site. Just a mind fuck of a thought.

It says up in the top corner how many people there are on. It may not be true, but I go through people like crazy on here.

[Warhead]

So long as nobody does anything like this kid. Ah-hahaha.

[Ross_Varn]

Yeah... I was just thinking what would happen if one of us bumped into the other and posted the results on here.

Hilarity would prolly ensue.

[Gunney]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello there stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...Wow...Apparently I suck at it..

One sentence and i'm driven away. I think i'll go cut my wrists now.

[Warhead]

Haha, poor Gunny, your chat up patter obviously stinks.

How come you never get to say "Hi" first. Something fishy going on with that.

[Ross_Varn]

It's a conspiracy! Everyone types faster than we do!

Or there's a lot of people who just hit 'ctrl+v'.

[dilanski]

Whats 'asl' mean? i never really use online chat.

[jmatthew]

Whats 'asl' mean? I never really use online chat.

Anal Sex Lover. Make sure that anytime someone says "asl?" to you, you respond accordingly, either yes or no.