Unfunny

[Magic Soap]

Please for the love of God, Warn everyone FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT GIVE IN TO CURIOSITY AND DON'T CLICK THE LINK! You will need much magic soap.

I never knew I was a remedy for anti shock sites.

[Lordofdragonss]

If somone wants to draw you and he is from Poland.. Its me xD

A lot of dicks there, but I meet some great People too!
I meet and alien, Scream, mr Smiley... haha great times! I must come there more often!

[samuelzz10]

Stranger:hi
Me:loolololol I drink milkshakes!!!!
stranger:no drink
me:k
you have dissconnected

this was a real conversation where I acted like a noob!

[Ross_Varn]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YO
You: Sup.
Stranger: nuttin
You: I wrestle bears for a living.
Stranger: really?
You: well, it depends on the day of the week...
Stranger: that's not interesting or compelling
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

One Eye, your opening fails.

[bell22]

lol, this is interesting...I just know about this Unfunny thing..gotta try it ;P

[Tuefish]

first:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyya!
Stranger: 18/f/finland you?
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: want to see my dirty slideshow?
Stranger: see me naked here [redacted]
Stranger: hope you enjoy!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Second:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey.
You: ever heard of Harpoon jones, Hero of the deep?
Stranger: yes im his son
Stranger: my names steve
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[severalcatsdancing]

that is frikken Hilarious severalcats. I just talked to three girls in a row, that has to be like a world record for Unfunny or something, as they seem pretty rare normally. All three conversations were highly inappropriate, so I won't share them, I did manage to get one of them to send me pics, so I'm feelin' like a playa' right now.

Right on braduski. *fistbumps*

Unfunny is the best source of amusement in the world. Well, aside from other things.

[severalcatsdancing]

Stranger:hi
Me:loolololol I drink milkshakes!!!!
stranger:no drink
me:k
you have dissconnected

this was a real conversation where I acted like a noob!

...You sound like some idort at my school. Nice noobage.

[Canister]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f?
You: Yep.
Stranger: age?
You: 22.
Stranger: im 15 m phone sex?
You: Sure!
Stranger: wats ur #?
You: We could do it right here, honey. I'm SO HORNY.
Stranger: no phone sex is better wats ur #?
You: No, we should cyber right here, right now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm a terrible person. I accept that. And then this happened:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: what's up?
You: Nothin' much.
You: What brings you here?
Stranger: boredom
You: Hah, yeah. This place is amusement incarnate.
Stranger: what about you?
You: Mostly the same.
You: A lack of anything better to do sent me here.
Stranger: i would be playing guitar hero, or something else, but my brother is too selfish to share
You: Ah, yeah. I understand the feeling.
You: I dun' much like younger siblings.
Stranger: so do you have any awesome plans for the summer?
You: Me? Well, I'm taking a trigonometry class. That's about it.
You: How about you?
Stranger: the beach mostly
Stranger: since i live pretty close
You: I don't go to the beach much. The Pacific ocean isn't very nice around here...
Stranger: i live on the east coast
You: ^_^
You: West Side, for the win!
Stranger: haha, i like it over here
Stranger: i wouldn't know what its live on the west coast, so i can't compare which is better
You: Yew' darned Atlanticers! Erm. No, wait... Oh well.
You: I've never actually left the general area of the West Coast.
You: I went to Montana, once.
Stranger: nic
Stranger: *nice
Stranger: i've been to the caribbean
Stranger: they have much better beaches there
You: I've heard. They say the water is actually warm there.
Stranger: mhm, it is
Stranger: the atlantic, too
You: Meh. I live in Oregon. If it's not raining, it's still cold. D:
Stranger: :O
Stranger: well here its just either really really hot, or raining really really bad
Stranger: like it feels like there's hurricanes outside
You: Well. That must suck. I hate humididty.
Stranger: i've gotten kinda used to it. It's not too bad when you're around it so much
Stranger: but it does feel quite uncomfortalbe
You: On the rare occaison that we get heat, people around here have a tendancy to die due to lack of acclimatation. Which is pretty lame.
Connection imploded.

[Dragonfire666666]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: Tired of Unfunny? Yakkah.com is a website just like Unfunny where you can chat with random people from all over the world. You can upload a picture to share with other chatters or use your cam for a live chat. You could also add other chatters as friends and build your reputation points. Check it out and spread the word~!
You: SUp?
You: So basicily a pr0n site?

Well it's true...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ...
Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: ...
You: SUP.
Stranger: MY ASS.
You: Bicth slaps.

You: ...
Stranger: .....
You: .......
Stranger: don't be shy
Stranger: lol
You: SHY I AM!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: obiously not any more
You: Are you an alien?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: shyt
Stranger: how did u no
Stranger: lol
You: .... Agents 15-44 move in.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lol

Stranger: m
Stranger: u
You: f
Stranger: age+
You: 16
Stranger: 19
Stranger: mehdibez@live.fr
Stranger: file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Administrateur/Bureau/Image%20006.jpg
Stranger: me

Creep

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: M/23/England
Stranger: f usa 18
You: ....
Stranger: ?
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[Dragonfire666666]

Sorry but funny.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: roll the windows up when you get in the carrrr and imma light one upppp
You: a/s/l
Stranger: s/m/d
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: get it?
Stranger: get it?
Stranger: u asked asl?
Stranger: and i said smd
Stranger: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
You: Good one.
You: Why are you a regestered sex offender?
Stranger: i am not!
You: Unfunny says so.
Stranger: nuh uh
You: Yes it does.
Stranger: nooooooooo
Stranger: where?
You: when you first linked.
You: Sex offender.
Stranger: send it to me then
You: All right
You: [Unfunny is required to inform you that this stranger is a registered sex offender. They are not informed of this message.]
Stranger: stop wasting my time
Stranger: im 14
Stranger: im not a sex offender
Stranger: get the fuck outta here
You: Sex Offender!
You: The Power of Christ Compels you!
You: The Power of Christ Compels you!
You: The Power of Christ Compels you!

[Foux De Fa Fa]

my genderless sibling said that this thread was pretty cool, and Unfunny trolling is awesome.

HERE IS CHAPTER ONE OF MY SAGA:

You: heeyyyy
Stranger: yoooo
You: suuupppp
Stranger: futurama mufu
You: sounds greeeaaaat
You: asllllll???
Stranger: 4300 m olympia mt
You: you're greeeeaaaat
Stranger: my name is zeus
You: duuuudddeeee
You: greek goooooodddd
Stranger: i know
You: like you wanna turn into taurus and get freakkkkkyyyy?
Stranger: guess who my favorite futurama character is?
You: whooooooo???
Stranger: hedonism bot
You: scruffyyyyyyy?
You: ohhhhh
You: coooooooooolllllll
You: wanna take a dump on my baaaaaaack?
You: I had too much communion wiiiiiiinnnneee
Stranger: only if you feed me grapes while i do it
You: okaaaaaay
Stranger: yaaaaaaaay
You: you can eat my graaaaapppppeeesss
You: yaaaaaay
Stranger: i don't want none o them nasty grapes though
You: no mine are fruuuuiiiitttt
Stranger: grapes are berries
You: they taste greeeeaaaatttt
You: they grow from my buuuuussshhh
You: in my nooooooseeee
You: and my baaacckkkkhaiiiirrr
You: bbbllleeeuhglaauaaaagggg
You: auuuuglo6y67ju8ghg_hju\-=]
You: dsgadgdshsdherjerjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Stranger: are you having a seisure?
You: that was vooooommmitttttt
You: But I feel a lot better now.
You: I think I'll go indulge in some Elizabethian literature now.
Stranger: oh shit, my favorite
You: Pleasure making your aquaintance
Stranger: same
Stranger: adieu
You: bon soir, bebe
You have disconnected.

[Foux De Fa Fa]

part deux:

Stranger: hello
You: I FUCKED A STATUE ONCE, OKAY?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Pretty short...

.... just like you.

[Foux De Fa Fa]

Entry tres:
(AKA - the last one today)

Stranger: smd
You: ?
You: sexy mail delivery?
Stranger: yes
You: small man down?
You: simple minded dick?
You: sewing mother's duck?
Stranger: suck my dick
You: save my dong?
Stranger: suck
Stranger: dick
Stranger: my
You: ko
Stranger: yeah
You: dick
You: you
You: suck
You: I?
Stranger:
Stranger: yes
Stranger: XD
You: suck
You: me
You: dick
You: you?
Stranger: I love you.
You: love
You: me
You: I
You: you?
Stranger: yes I love you
Stranger: so much
Stranger: I cnt belive it
You: believe
You: vagina
You: lick
You: you?
Stranger: yes me lick ur vagina ))
You: saliva
You: period
You: taste
You: like
You: you?
Stranger: noopw
Stranger: I like taste of pure you
You: pure
You: virgin
You: taste
You: I?
Stranger: yes
You: fishy
You: dick
You: mine
You: suck
You: you?
Stranger: yes!!!
Stranger: u suck mine pls
Stranger: ))
You: Ok, I don't really understand what the hell is going on here
You: but I think you want to suck my penis
You: and you have a yeast infection in your hoo-ha?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Foux De Fa Fa]

Sorry but funny.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: roll the windows up when you get in the carrrr and imma light one upppp
You: a/s/l
Stranger: s/m/d
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: get it?
Stranger: get it?
Stranger: u asked asl?
Stranger: and I said smd
Stranger: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
You: Good one.
You: Why are you a regestered sex offender?
Stranger: I am not!
You: Unfunny says so.
Stranger: nuh uh
You: Yes it does.
Stranger: nooooooooo
Stranger: where?
You: when you first linked.
You: Sex offender.
Stranger: send it to me then
You: All right
You: [Unfunny is required to inform you that this stranger is a registered sex offender. They are not informed of this message.]
Stranger: stop wasting my time
Stranger: im 14
Stranger: im not a sex offender
Stranger: get the fuck outta here
You: Sex Offender!
You: The Power of Christ Compels you!
You: The Power of Christ Compels you!
You: The Power of Christ Compels you!

Actually, here is the last one.
I took your method and expanded on it, just to see what would happen.

You: [Unfunny is required to inform you that this stranger is a registered sex offender. They are not informed of this message.]

Stranger: hi
You: Hey there!
You: How are you?
You: What are you up to right now?
You: Are your parents home?
Stranger: asl?
You: 13 m ohio
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Yeeeah, the cops are coming any day now. Kekekekek