Stranger: I'm French
You: You mean you're FREEDOM?
You: oh... I'm confused...
Stranger: I live in France
You: I live in America, the greatest country EVER!!!!
You: I thought the UN changed the name of everything "french" to "freedom"
You: so that the terrorists wouldn't win
Stranger: I didn't know
Stranger: But Yh , America is a great country
Stranger: I wish live there
You: because, back in the america/terrorist war of '01, the French sided with terrorism and communism
You: so the UN decided to never speak the name of Frenchland ever again
You: calling it "freedomland" instead
Stranger: French gouvernement is so stupid
You: It's because it is run by Osama Bin Laden and Zombie Piltogg.
You: And you have giant falic towers.
Stranger: Yh , i don't understand why they did the effeil tower
Stranger: Maybe to show something
Stranger: but what?
You: I read in a book (here in AMERICA) that French men are sissies and could never know how to kill a bear or fly on the back of an eagle or do a roundhouse kick or own a machine gun or most of the other things that normal AMERICAN men can do...
Stranger: French people can't do anithing , all they want is money whitout doing anything for. So they don't know much of things
Stranger: when they wanna anything
Stranger: they spend mmoney for
You: I FLY ON FUCKING EAGLE'S BACKS AND SHOOT MACHINE GUNS AT BEARS!
You: That is the AMERICAN WAY!
You: I think we're going to nuke you guys pretty soon.
You: For helping so much with operation terrorism.
You: I need to go eat some FREEDOM toast now. I'll see you when you make it over here on your homemade raft. I love you.
You have disconnected.