Unfunny

[Ross_Varn]

Waaat?! Google is your friend. It means Age/Sex/Location.

Kinda just as bad...

Edit: As evidenced by this brilliant reply I just got to it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.
You: hi! asl?
Stranger: infinity, none of your beezwax, and gtfo.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sloopofwar]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Yo!
You: U Stalker?
Stranger: ???
You: U Stalker?!?
Stranger: No?
You: LIAR!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
Stranger: wtf
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dilanski]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Yo!
You: U Stalker?
Stranger: ???
You: U Stalker?!?
Stranger: No?
You: LIAR!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
Stranger: wtf
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
You: STALKER!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fuck LOL!

[Warhead]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do you know Oyashiro-sama?
You: Do I? Yeah he does my moms garden. He's really good too.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Is there a knack to this I haven't mastered yet?

Also ASL Anal Sex Lover. I LOL'd.

[Tzan]

ASL = Advanced Squad Leader, a board game by Avalon Hill.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Squad_Leader

So just tell them that

1 Advanced Squad Leader is a great board game!
2 You own the rulebook but have never played it.
3 The Germans are overpowered and need to be nerfed.
4 You would like to Close Assault their mom.
5 You are using Bore Sighting rules... for your penis.
6 You always use toilet paper and wash your hands after the Movement Phase.

[501stCadians]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: I eat sharks for a living and shit ninjas
Stranger: im the the bear wrestler killer dye bitch

[OneEye589]

THAT DUDE STOLE MY WRESTLING BEARS LINE. WHAT THE FUCK.

[aoffan23]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ey
Stranger: I am a Sexy Charmeleon
You: LOL
You: nice
Stranger: I know ember
Stranger: I use ember
Stranger: it deals 52 damage
Stranger: are you alive?
You: yep, i have 80 hp
Stranger: dammit
You: i use hyper beam
Stranger: I still have 18 hp
Stranger: and you need to recharge
Stranger: I USE FULL RESTORE, MOTHERFUCKER
You: i eat a rare candy
You: I EVOLVE
You: i now have 100 hp
Stranger: I throw a Master Ball
You: i use double team
Stranger: Too late, you've been captured
Stranger: you will now spend the rest of your life in BOX 12
You: didnt say it early enough
Stranger: I Run
You: i am a flying pokemon
You: i chase you down
Stranger: Oh yeah?
Stranger: Go Pidgeotto!
Stranger: Use KILL THAT BITCH attack!
Stranger: Pidgeotto used KILL THAT BITCH!
You: 404 Attack not found
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: I lose
Stranger: I have 1 HP left
You: pidgeotto faints
Stranger: Tail Whip!
You: i use confuse!
You: pidgeotto falls to the ground
Stranger: I hit myself in my confusion!
Stranger: I am dead
Stranger: I am a dead Charmeleon
You: i gain 135 exp
Stranger: dammit

That was amazing

[jmatthew]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dapper male? show me yr cock and i will show mine!
You: ohhh babe i would love to!
Stranger: kk
You: he's out with the hens right now though.... :/
You: i'm just fucking with you
You: i don't even have a farm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And here I thought I was really connecting with someone for once....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi! asl?
Stranger: hiiii
Stranger: who r u
You: God, I wish I could answer that question... I mean, who am I, really? Am I simply a collection of cells and tissue and synapses? Am I something more? Am I a soul? Am I a body? Am I the sum of my actions on this earth?
Stranger: y so philosophical answer
You: Why so philosophical a question?
You: You can't just go around willy-nilly asking people who they are like that. I mean, what IS identity anyway?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is the longest I have ever gone without pissing someone off:

Stranger: I'm French
You: You mean you're FREEDOM?
Stranger: No
You: oh... I'm confused...
Stranger: I live in France
Stranger: u?
You: I live in America, the greatest country EVER!!!!
You: I thought the UN changed the name of everything "french" to "freedom"
You: so that the terrorists wouldn't win
Stranger: I didn't know
Stranger: But Yh , America is a great country
Stranger: I wish live there
You: because, back in the america/terrorist war of '01, the French sided with terrorism and communism
You: so the UN decided to never speak the name of Frenchland ever again
You: calling it "freedomland" instead
Stranger: French gouvernement is so stupid
You: It's because it is run by Osama Bin Laden and Zombie Piltogg.
You: And you have giant falic towers.
Stranger: Yh , i don't understand why they did the effeil tower
Stranger: Maybe to show something
Stranger: but what?
You: I read in a book (here in AMERICA) that French men are sissies and could never know how to kill a bear or fly on the back of an eagle or do a roundhouse kick or own a machine gun or most of the other things that normal AMERICAN men can do...
Stranger: French people can't do anithing , all they want is money whitout doing anything for. So they don't know much of things
Stranger: cause
Stranger: when they wanna anything
Stranger: they spend mmoney for
You: I FLY ON FUCKING EAGLE'S BACKS AND SHOOT MACHINE GUNS AT BEARS!
You: That is the AMERICAN WAY!
Stranger: yp
You: I think we're going to nuke you guys pretty soon.
You: For helping so much with operation terrorism.
You: I need to go eat some FREEDOM toast now. I'll see you when you make it over here on your homemade raft. I love you.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sex with cam ?
You: no, I prefer it with people
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[IVhorseman]

Have you guys seen chatroulette yet? it's like this, but with webcams. also, penises everywhere.

[Warhead]

I think there are enough penises here as is.

Just read all this crap and I've been laughing all the way through. I'm so sad.

[jmatthew]

It's nearly 5am. WHY am I still on this site, masquerading as an underage girl, just trying to get guys to admit to wanting to see naked pictures of me, all so I can ctrl+v "You have agreed to pursue illegal activities with a minor. Your IP address has been logged. Goodbye." and then disconnect? I need something to do with my life.

[jmatthew]

It's nearly 5am. WHY am I still on this site, masquerading as an underage girl, just trying to get guys to admit to wanting to see naked pictures of me, all so I can ctrl+v "You have agreed to pursue illegal activities with a minor. Your IP address has been logged. Goodbye." and then disconnect? I need something to do with my life.

[The Shadowscythe]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: AHAAAHAAAHAa
Stranger: haha?
You: AHAHAHAHAAA
You: FOR ONCE I AM THE FASTER TYPER!
Stranger: NOT.
You: BEHOLD!
Stranger: I'M FAST
You: I WIN
Stranger: JUST NOT PAYING ATTENTION
You: IM FASTER
Stranger: NEVER
You: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: stfu
You: YES
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: no
Stranger: nonoo
You: YES
Stranger: nononon
Stranger: NOP!
You: BEHOLD
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: D:
You: I CAN END THIS CONVERSATION FIRST!
You have disconnected.

OMG TEH LULZ

[The Shadowscythe]

Now begins the horror of what I would like to call . . . the Honking . . .

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Asl?
You: HONK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: HONK
Stranger: what the fuck does it mean ?
You: it means, HONK
Stranger: honk ?
You: HONK
Stranger: just fuck you ,.
You: HONK
Stranger: fuck you ....
You: HONK
Stranger: or you don't understed ?
You: HONK
Stranger: get the fuck outta Unfunny ..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HONK
Stranger: asl
You: HONK
Stranger: ??
You: HONK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And i'm not sure if this is the same guy as before . . .

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: HONK
Stranger: Honk you
You: HONK
Stranger: Shut the fuck up
You: HONK
Stranger: Honk
You: HONK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.