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Postby BrikWhore » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:04 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: i am Pierre, boy from Paris, France ^^ and you ? :o)
You: nope thats not me
Stranger: ??
You: i'm not from france
Stranger: no i am speaking about me ^^
You: thats very selfish of you
Stranger: ??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Postby BrikWhore » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:08 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I am a Time Lord outside of your tiny human concepts of Age Sex and Location.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Postby OneEye589 » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:24 am

jmatthew wrote:It's nearly 5am. WHY am I still on this site, masquerading as an underage girl, just trying to get guys to admit to wanting to see naked pictures of me, all so I can ctrl+v "You have agreed to pursue illegal activities with a minor. Your IP address has been logged. Goodbye." and then disconnect? I need something to do with my life.


You're welcome.
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Postby Warhead » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:30 am

Why does this stupid site make me laugh so much?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi :)
You: Hullo-Der!
Stranger: 16/f/paris, u?
You: Where all dem white wumin at?
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: maybe l show you one
Stranger: maybe u could install the Unfunny webcam plugin so we can see us ;)
Stranger: i use this one ( http://bit.ly/dyRoMy ), has nice quality
Stranger: come on!! go and install it, i w8 u here... ;) are you big?
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.


:shock:
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Postby dilanski » Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:32 am

jmatthew wrote:It's nearly 5am. WHY am I still on this site, masquerading as an underage girl, just trying to get guys to admit to wanting to see naked pictures of me, all so I can ctrl+v "You have agreed to pursue illegal activities with a minor. Your IP address has been logged. Goodbye." and then disconnect? I need something to do with my life.


LOL
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Postby muffinman42 » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:12 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HONK!
Stranger: ughhhhh fuck me
You: HONK
You: HONK!
You: HONK HONK!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Unrelated to the honking, freaking people out is the other way too go;
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: OMG WHY HAVE THEASE WORDS APPEARD!
You: OMG!
Stranger: I have no idea
You: ....
Stranger: its strange
You: their in front of my eyes....
Stranger: yes wierd huh?
You: not on my computer screen, im not an idiot, i mean the ones two feet to my left.
You: Their glowing a sickly green light.
Stranger: cool
You: They say:Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
Stranger: may I say that u fail in what u wanted to say?
You: How do you know what i wanted to say?
Stranger: u asked ME how do I make words appear
Stranger: and then u say not the ones on the pc screen
Stranger: u got messed up a bit there
You: Yes... they appeared when the chat started, i know that the chat works thought the screen.
Stranger: u should try a btter lie...
Stranger: this ones sux :D
You: You should try spelling and using full stops.
You: OMG a portal has appeared next too the words!
Stranger: o rlly
You: YEa rly!
Stranger: rlly?
Stranger: lol u mock my spelling?
Stranger: how dare u?
You: THeirs a giant creature with tentacles comeing out of the portal!
Stranger: thats quite lame...
You: THE WORLD IS DOOMED AND YOUR ARGUEING ABOUT SPELLING!
Stranger: please stop
You: AGHHH MY BODYPI£UHUKAWYH&|W$TERADSFZX

Yea...


I Disconnected by accident here:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: unicorn powers activate
You have disconnected.


Seriously some people;
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you agent 124326?
Stranger: YES!
You: The cat is stuck in a tree and needs a dive!
Stranger: AWESOME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:09 pm

What, Silva, did you forget the Good Menace? It has returned...

I think this thread made me laugh so hard i just piddled. If :rule7: , then this is gonna be around for a while...
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Postby dilanski » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:31 pm

Silverdream wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yohoeee
You: HONK
Stranger: honk?
You: HONK
Stranger: what does it means?
You: HONK
Stranger: LOSERRR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: HONK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!! Im 17/male/Norway (more like SNORE-way) =).....How are you?? :)
You: HONK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HONK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


There's the silver we all know and hate like the plaque :lol:
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Postby CompulsiveCatfish » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:33 pm

You: HONK!
Stranger: hi
You: I AM BECOME FURIOUS HONK!
Stranger: are u real
You: MY HONK IS OVER 9,000!
Stranger: wtf
You: ALL YOUR HONK IS BELONG TO US
Stranger: U MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE
You: THE HONK IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE HONK!
You: YOU... HONKED ME AAAAALLLL NIIIIGHT LONG (guitar rif)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


OMFG it's like 1995 all over again. :D

I didn't copy-paste the one where the other person made the comment about "I didn't come here to talk to no honky bastards" and then disconnected.
Science can sum up the universe like this:

REALITY = STUFF HAPPENS

Religion sums it up like this: REALTY = STUFF HAPPENS BECAUSE GOD MADE IT HAPPEN UNLESS WE DISAGREE THAN SATAN DID IT.
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Postby Ogel96 » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:38 pm

i tried honk, but the guy disconnected after three honks.
My doctor says I have an obsession with vengance. We'll just see about that
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Postby Ross_Varn » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:53 pm

Next on Unfunny Spotlight... Honker versus the Bot!
DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK, I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT GOES.

You: HONK
Stranger: hi :)
You: HONK
Stranger: 16/f/paris, u?
You: HONK
Stranger: nice!
You: HONK
Stranger: maybe u could install the Unfunny webcam plugin so we can see us ;)
You: HONK
Stranger: i use this one http://bit.ly/dyRoMy , has nice quality
You: HONK
Stranger: come on!! go and install it, i w8 u here... ;)
You: HONK
You: [Unfunny has verified your attempted pirate of the system. Have a nice day.]
You have disconnected.
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Postby Tzan » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:31 pm

Yeah I had a feeling it was just an ad.
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Postby CompulsiveCatfish » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:32 pm

I've been popping in and posting "*whips it out, soaps it up and bends you over* GIDDYUP!!!"


...most people are outraged and disconnect. Had maybe four out of 30 play long.
Science can sum up the universe like this:

REALITY = STUFF HAPPENS

Religion sums it up like this: REALTY = STUFF HAPPENS BECAUSE GOD MADE IT HAPPEN UNLESS WE DISAGREE THAN SATAN DID IT.
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Postby Warhead » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:55 pm

Shit! Was that you?.. I could hardly disconnect fast enough.
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Postby CompulsiveCatfish » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:57 pm

Warhead wrote:Shit! Was that you?.. I could hardly disconnect fast enough.

:shock: oh god I will have to burn it off with fire and replace it with a cybernetic one... oh god oh god oh god I accidently buggered Warhead! :shock:
Science can sum up the universe like this:

REALITY = STUFF HAPPENS

Religion sums it up like this: REALTY = STUFF HAPPENS BECAUSE GOD MADE IT HAPPEN UNLESS WE DISAGREE THAN SATAN DID IT.
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