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Postby Cpl. Halan » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:48 pm

Goddamn Nyphie pansies, my commandos begin destroying your buildings, civilians, govt. structures, and generally causing havoc. Mauran defensive condition is brought to defcon 2 and troops are stationed throughout all cities to prevent a counterattack. Mauran spacefleet scrambles ships, frigates, and all other craft to the Shadowblade which has been following your fleet from cloak(stolen from the immortals)
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:19 pm

No fleet, nor beast, nor dark of night will save the Nyphilis from Immortal might.
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Postby beluga » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:41 pm

@cpl. Halan: What military? My empire might be small but it has a much bigger military than you.

@silverdream: My civilans and soldiers refuse to be captured. They fight to the death or kill themselves.

@Warhead: Operation Segundo has begun. We have caPtured numerous of yoyr ships and weapons last encounter, and have reverse-engineered them. Like the borg, we are highly adaptable and have one of the best science programs in the galaxy. Not only are your weapons ineffective, we are using them against you. Suddenly, untraceable massive laser shots graze a couple of your planets as warning shots. Further violence can be avoided if we declare armistice (not my idea, secretary of state's).

Finally, Operation Stealthty has commenced. The empire has hidden, undetectable, and disappeared. The immortals have broken out, we rally all anti-immortals to kill them while they're outside the fico system and exposed. Unfortunately, thr cloaking shield will soon run out so we hope things cool down quickly.
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Postby Ogel96 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:51 pm

beluga wrote: We have caPtured numerous of yoyr ships and weapons last encounter, and have reverse-engineered them.


Oh no, I heard those yoyr ships were quite powerful!
Ps: You've screwed yourself up the ass my friend, up the ass.
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Postby solvess » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:01 pm

The Armorian alliance declares war on beluga. your empire shall fall to our space orcs and your blood will run like rivers across the universe.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:03 pm

What planets, where? Man, you talk a load of shit. Can't you try to just run with a story or do you always have to try and be such a massive wanker?
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Postby BFenix » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:21 pm

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Receiver going online...
LRR - Online
Incoming Transmission- MAOX Imperial Command - Receiving...
Transmission - Received

"By order of Immortal Imperial High Command the MAOX was told to utterly eliminate several colonies and moonbases along with complete termination of all detected and known fleets controlled by the Nyphilian Empire. Seeing this as a matter of opportunity, the MAOXian Emperor complied to the Immortal order. Any acts of galactic diplomacy will now be ignored. Prepare to be receive punishment from the Gods themselves."

Transmission - Ended
!WARNING! - Extremely high velocity long range unidentified objects exiting Hyperspace and FTL travel! Calculating course...
Course calculated - Collision Eminent with the following targets:
    [Nyphilian Fleets]
    [Nyphilian Colonies and Moons]
    [Other HPTs]


Calculating UOs ETA...
UOs ETA calculated - 0.0001 sec-
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As the projectiles exited hyperspace with a flash nearly on top of the Nyphilian targets no chance of evacuation or retreat were possible. The space faring crews saw the object move instantly into the middle of their fleets and detonate, like the last fury of a dying star. Planetary and natural/artificial satellites also got instantly punctured by the car-sized projectile. The shockwave destroyed most things in its impact location. It pierced the soil and layers until it hit the core and finally, also detonated, like a shaped charge. The following cataclysmic destruction left any survivors in awe, before also losing their lives either by Immortal kill teams or simply any other factor of the dead hazardous environment... Such was the power of the MAOX latest super weapon, the Giga Rail Gun, aka ADAMASTOR
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:27 pm

Mwah-Hahaha, most Excellent... :twisted:

...all conquered and exterminated territories formerly held by the ex- Nyphilian Empire will be granted in payment to whichever Star Nation annexed it. No Immortal will attempt to seize control of it hereafter.
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Postby Ogel96 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:29 pm

We'll take it. after coming out of that wormhole, we nameless need some new home planets
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Postby Cpl. Halan » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:31 pm

beluga wrote:@cpl. Halan: What military? My empire might be small but it has a much bigger military than you.


Yeah, it probably was once but you just got the living shit smashed out of it, besides, my troops have the advantage of being on the defensive.
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Postby BFenix » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:46 pm

Cpl. Halan wrote:
beluga wrote:@cpl. Halan: What military? My empire might be small but it has a much bigger military than you.


Yeah, it probably was once but you just got the living shit smashed out of it, besides, my troops have the advantage of being on the defensive.

He talks about army size... I think I proved my point that with a big enough gun you can solve ANY problem
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Postby beluga » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:49 pm

Fuck you Warhead, I was trying to create an awesome, inspiring response but you had to edit it, do you want me to continue being a dick?
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:58 pm

I'm sorry, your transmission was broken and garbled, it sounded like you said you like to suck Satans cock?... Is that right?
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Postby aoffan23 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:07 pm

My log cabin and outhouse fly into space, accompanied by my two-person rowboat. Shit just got real.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:09 pm

:shock:

Stand back! He's off the fuckin' chain!!!
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