Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Members of the Third Alliance:
Guten Tag! It warms my heart to see the most racist collective in the galaxy still bickering among themselves. More prestigious nations applaud your inability to work together effectively.
Of course, my purpose is not to feed your ego, but to demand unrestricted access to your databases. We have received several reliable leads indicating that the whereabouts of Semaj Nagirrac are known among the members of the Pan-German Alliance. Give us access to your knowledge banks or suffer irreversible consequences.
Alavar Cortuth
President
Republic of Menggu
Siri: I object. We have together destroyed the AN and have even seized the crown of Brittannia (for five minutes but still). Moreover, the Assyrian Star Empire would proudly declare themselves the most racist collective in the galaxy, mind you, and you are probably next on their hit list for infringing on their precious title.
That being said, we are denying you access unless the Uberkaiser himself orders me otherwise. There are too many precious military secrets for you to receive unrestricted access to, and we have assigned a computer scientist to the central databases at TAHQ to improve its security software and prevent any and all hacking attempts.








He'll be more vulnerable when he's under my jurisdiction. Lesson one for our new Freund will be to take a course to understand irony.