I trolled a guy even though you probably don't care

[Silverdream]

Kinda rusty, but I got a reaction out of an idiot. (this was on facebook about Justin Beiber)
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Jesse Kopan: I hate his type of music, but honestly, as a person he seems like a cool kid. He can make fun of himself, he has musical talent (can't deny his vocal talent and drum skills) and he's Canadian. There's only one Canadian artist that I'm outcasting and that's Celine Dion. lol

Silverdream ‎^Chad Kroeger

Jesse Kopan Nickelback is another band I don't get why people hate on.
exact same reason why everyone says Metallica's St. Anger album, just to jump on the bandwagon cause everyone else does it.
personally, I wouldn't say I love Nickelback, but I definitely enjoy a lot of their songs, and for St. Anger, that's in my top 3 Metallica albums.

Silverdream Do you like Ed Hardy?

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Jesse Kopan no, but that's cause I'm not a douchebag.
I prefer to wear band shirts lol

Silverdream Well it seems you are simply Apathetic(In which case suicide is likely) or have bad taste(In which sterilization is necessary)

Jesse Kopan freedom of opinion doesn't count for shit anymore?

Silverdream It does. That's why I know you need to be sterilized. Because I know you have bad taste because you told me.

Jesse Kopan to each their own. There's lots of music I don't like, but I'm not going to troll on everyone who likes that kind saying they have "bad taste". I could probably say the same for some music you listen to. But that's my opinion, I'd say it's a lot better to like Nickelback, than some whiney emo band.

Silverdream Exactly. Those people need to be sterilized and I need to prove my taste to an outside source before I can successfully propogate my genes.

Silverdream I'm studying to be a eugenicist btw. I'm not trolling.

Jesse Kopan you're talking as if you're going to commit genocide on everyone who doesn't have the same view in music as you lol
I'll agree, there's a lot of people that I believe need to be "sterilized"
but it's when they're being a complete prick about their taste in music that they should be getting "sterilized".

Jesse Kopan music is probably the most diverse thing on this planet. If you can't have an open mind with music, then I have the utmost sympathy for you.

Silverdream So you're basically agreeing with me, but with booty bothered.

Silverdream And you are also making blinded assumptions. You know nothing of what I listen to.

Jesse Kopan it almost doesn't matter what you listen to, because you're saying that everything apart from what you listen to is wrong and in "bad taste".

Silverdream Also, why should I spend money on an "artist" that I already don't like who's already making millions of dollars a year. I support artists who not only need it, but who I also like.
EG Dr. Steel, Heidevolk, Rock kills kid

Silverdream And no, I am not saying that. For example I do not go and say rap sucks shit because I do not listen to rap. I can see however that it has influenced many of my favourite bands, and somewhat respect it even though I don't pretend to understand it.

Jesse Kopan well then I must be getting confused, cause you were just going on about people getting "sterilized" because they have bad taste.
and I'll patronize a band if I feel they're worth the money (ie. CDs, concerts, etc.) I won't give them a dime until I think they're worth it.

Silverdream You're defending Nickelback and Justin Bieber as being good. Next you'll be telling me that Armageddon deserves to be in the criterion collection.

Jesse Kopan I'm defending Nickelback as being good, not Justin Bieber.
I'm saying Bieber seems like a down-to-earth kid that knows how to make fun of himself.
and I have a respect for his TALENT, not his music. I feel his using his talent in the wrong area.
And saying that, you're just validating my point how you're saying everything you don't like is "bad taste" and not worthy of being music. Which is ridiculously small minded imo.
Arguing music is pointless. I don't know what you're trying to prove or who you're trying to convert. But you're coming off as a fucking bible thumper, but for music, which really pisses me off cause I can't stand bible thumpers.

Silverdream You're dumb.

Haven't you read what I have writ. I just said that I wouldn't sterilize an entire genre I didn't like.

Nickelback is one of the most overrated worst bands in the last 8 millenia, and you are admitting that your argument is pointless(how's that for taking things out of context).

Grow a brain.

Silverdream Also, how am I close minded for trying something and not liking it?

Jesse Kopan cause you're seemingly trying to force your taste in music on others. Not because you tried it and don't like it. You can say you don't like them all you want, I don't give a shit about that. What I give a shit is how you're saying I'm fucked for liking them. Respect people's opinions man. Instead of being a "eugenicist" about it.
btw, sounds like you'll get an A+ in that.
the effort department anyways.
it sounds more like this thing you're studying is just another word for dictatorship (and yes, I looked up what it was).
If you just came in saying "I don't agree with you, but whatever, that's your view" I would've been cool with that. But no, you had to attempt to come in on your high horse, trying to talk down to me like I'm some sort of moron just because I say I like Nickelback.
Like fuck, it's a band. Get the sand out of your vagina about it and stop being a Lil' Piltogg.

Jesse Kopan I'm done with arguing about this, cause it's ridiculous.
I think I'm going to go listen to some Nickelback.

Silverdream TROLOLOLOL

Silverdream Thank you. After I left being a moderator I missed flaming people over insanely little things. I needed this.
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Please tell me what I can improve on and what I shouldn't do so that I can be a better troll.

[OneEye589]

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[Tarren]

only good part was when he left to listen to nickelback. lose for you, lose for him

[Robot Monkey]

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[Silverdream]

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I understand. You two should consider reading short stuff as it takes longer to sound out the vowels.

[Robot Monkey]

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I understand. You two should consider reading short stuff as it takes longer to sound out the vowels.

I'm surprised you were able to sit there and have that conversation.

[Zupponn]

To be fair, your musical taste isn't the best either.

[Silverdream]

To be fair, your musical taste isn't the best either.

What are you talking about? 3 inches of blood, Fatboy Slim and Of Montreal are the best bands ever.

[Arkbrik]

TL;DR:

Silverdream: You are an idiot and should be sterilized.

Jesse Kopan: Uh, whatever, weirdo.

This guy seems like a decent, reasonable person, and as such makes for a poor trolling target. Also, it's easier to incite rage by pretending to like something that your target hates, than pretending to hate something that your target likes.

[Tzan]

I like peaches

[Arkbrik]

[OneEye589]

Sounding out vowels is for squares. I just have your mom read it to me.

EDIT: As long as my penis isn't in her mouth.