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by **ahp77** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:04 pm

GOD's stat's
skill:100D100
move:3 billion feet (36,000,000,000")
armor: 300D100
CP: 1 above the cap.

abilities:
Not Average
only can be used if a game needs a ref. and the ref. needs to punish a player.
Strong
damage with all weps goes up 100 times as much as it was originally
1337
may change anything at any time (ex. implode base, cause volcano to erupt)

by **ace121** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:31 pm

As stupid as it sounds, I have actually done something like this. I was reffing a battle between two other clan members, and I wanted a physical form on the battlefield to punish and reward people as they deserve.

Only difference was that mine was an invisible, all knowing mechanic on an exploriens mining rover. Oh yeah and he made dinosaurs spawn to eat dead bodies and ultimately, not so dead ones.

by **Dr. X** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:38 pm

GOD's special ability:

Stuff. GOD can do anything. Once, per turn, roll a 1d0 (marble). On a 0, GOD can do anything within the game, such as exploding half the battlefield (rip up the baseplates and smash them against the wall), turning everyone's heads into milkshakes (replace heads with white cylinders), or make it start raining rabid hamsters (sprinkle mouse pieces everywhere). Other ideas include suddenly making the battlefield underwater, turning the ground into frozen pee, or making all humans on the battlefield shed their skin.

Oh yeah.

by **ahp77** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:22 pm

glass marble has 1 side. all things must.

by **Safor** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:44 pm

You mock religion.

by **ahp77** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:38 am

Ya, so does mike I don't see you crying about that.

Also,If I wanted to mock religon, I would say that god is a fat russian kid or something like that, which is not what I believe, In fact, that's what he does, believe it or not, he punishes people who acted badly in the mortal world.

by **ace121** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:43 pm

Safor wrote:You mock religion.

It's just a good thing pesgores' messages were deleted...

by **Tesla Coyle** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:56 pm

ahp77 wrote:glass marble has 1 side. all things must.

Is it a critical failure if you roll a 1 on a d1 glass marble?

by **IVhorseman** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:59 pm

it's also a critical success. so it balances out.

by **pesgores** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:46 pm

ace121 wrote:
Safor wrote:You mock religion.

It's just a good thing pesgores' messages were deleted...

I AM BACK!!! WEEEEEEEEE!!!

You make me mad, i mock religion. Either you like it or not.

by **Dr. X** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:09 pm

He doesn't mock religion, he makes his own.

by **ace121** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:31 pm

In many ways, that is mocking.

by **pesgores** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:25 pm

I CAN KILL GOD!!!

I just need an heroic feat.

by **Adean** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:12 am

*sigh* I hope this thread gets baleeted. I wonder why people who believe in God always feel personally insulted. If they believe in him, they should know that he isn't bothered much by it. He has enough self esteem. LoL

by **Rayhawk** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:24 am

pesgores wrote:I CAN KILL GOD!!!

I just need an heroic feat.

Heroic Feats are just the cool stunts you see in normal action movies, not disjunctive negations of entire cosmological ontologies. To kill God, you'd need like... a Philosophy Feat.

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