So, I'm being challenged to a fist-fight...

[OneEye589]

EDIT: I knew you were 15, Mr. X. I can do math, haha. *Rolls eyes* Well, technically *Rolls eye*

And my name is the name I use for everything. Always have, probably always will.

And skinny has a good point about the topic, too.

[Rody]

*Mocks ur Musax*

Anyway, I am between

365( [ 3{ 2(14.5666678345 x 2/5.5√2.25) }/√9 ] )and 365(√10,000) days old.

between 8.25 and 100 years old?
that doesn't really narrow it down does it...

I'm 15 bub

oh right spoil the fun, we wanted to guess it.

[Dr. X]

I knew you were 15, Mr. X. I can do math, haha.

You are bluffing. How did you know I was 15, when the equation works out to be "between 14.5666678345 and 100 years old?"

Also, I don't know how you worked it out Rody but it's, uh, wrong. The equation just a bunch of extras centered around 14.566... with more things that nullify those extras, so in the end it's just 14.5666678345 with a bunch of self-nullifying clutter around it. How you got to 8.25, I do not know.

[Rody]

the computer calculator thingy works really really annoying.

[Nitewatchman]

He sews?

Can he knit, too?

I've always wanted a quilt...

<_<

Also:

Sewing someones anus shut was common torture in the Medieval time period. The victim would generally die of...infection, I think? Yeah, something like that. They would explode inside, and get an infection from their own...

...Yeah.

<_<

[OneEye589]

I knew you were 15, Mr. X. I can do math, haha.

You are bluffing. How did you know I was 15, when the equation works out to be "between 14.5666678345 and 100 years old?"

Sarcasm's hard on a computer, I'll fix it

[Stormzen]

Good news for you my floppy penis! I had the exact same problem with a little shit a couple months ago. Bloody 6th grader followed me home every day, threatening me and hiding behind trucks.

Anyway, there were a couple of things I did to stop him.

1. Steal his stuff, and then throw it in his face. He has a scar on his neck from the backpack I threw at him. Same with your own stuff. (Trumpet to the chest = win.)

2. Ask him when and where to fight. Repeatedly. In my experience 6th graders are generally spineless and will act like they didn't hear you. Example:

Me: Fight me.
Him: No, I won't BITE you.
Me: No, fight me.
Him: For the last time, I WON'T BITE YOU!
Me: Pussy.
Him: Stop talking about yourself.
Me: Fight me.

It went on like that for hours.

3. If you actually get into a fight, bring a weapon. My personal favorite is a long section of pipe, bent at the end. Try to scare the shit out of him. Also, if you can, start taping your hands next time you see him.

These things stopped him. It helped that I was buddies with a druggie who scares him, but yeah.

[Rody]

It helped that I was buddies with a druggie who scares him, but yeah.

you also have friends like that?

[Stormzen]

No, but the guy THOUGHT I was his friend, in reality we're just neighbors.

[Tiny Tank Rannon]

If he comes at you, wrestle him to the ground in such a position so as that you can punch out his face but he can't even hit you and say;

"You wanna fight now you little *****?"

and then when he starts crying for mommy, tell him if he ever tries coming at you you'll beat him to death with his own skull.

Intimitation works wonders against dimmies like that.

Now if he was your age, I'd say just plain out beat the shit out of him when he comes for you and show that whole interweb conversation if he tries to bring it to court.

[IVhorseman]

woah man, before you do anything, i'm going to have to tell you that these are really bad ideas. if you wrestle him to the ground, leave a scar on him, or actually hurt him in any way, he's telling mommy, which you want to avoid.

of stormzen's advice, i'd go with #2. tell him when and where you're gonna fight (preferably that same day too, you don't want him grabbing reinforcements of the likes of parents, teachers, or even police), and 9/10 times, the kid won't show up because he knows you're bigger than him. if he actually DOES show up, tell him to try to hurt you. when he can't because he's in the 6th grade, laugh and walk away.

and if he DOES beat you up, un-ban him. fair's fair.

[OneEye589]

How about you just, uh, IGNORE him? I mean, he's a little wimp, right? Why does he even get under your skin?

I mean, sure, insult him back, but laying him out isn't going to do a thing except cause stuff to happen that you don't want.

Just ignore the kid. Scars are not cool unless you got them from doing something stupid to yourself. Beating up little kids is not cool at all.

[IVhorseman]

if anything, i'd consider this a textbook case of "doing it for the lulz".

[Jaye Tea]

If I were you I'd lay down some truly "Adult Language" on the little punk and see how he feels about that, but if you briuse or scar him It could easily come back and bite you in the @$$, big time.

[Blitzen]

Undress for him, and laugh when he runs away screaming. If he doesn't run away screaming, run away screaming. That'll show him.