BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville TURN 3
Shoot the Bavarian that is on top of me and if anyone asks say it was out of self-defense or something. Then hijack the car.
Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville TURN 3
Veronica should pull a Xenia Onatopp.
Angus should build a new, short term automaton which is smaller, and less robust, since it'll be easier to build. It should be equipped with a flamethrower chainsaw.
Archie should shoot the truck driver in the face, kick the thing into gear towards the mass of Bavarians, and then jump out like a coward as it starts moving.
Angus should build a new, short term automaton which is smaller, and less robust, since it'll be easier to build. It should be equipped with a flamethrower chainsaw.
Archie should shoot the truck driver in the face, kick the thing into gear towards the mass of Bavarians, and then jump out like a coward as it starts moving.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville TURN 3
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville TURN 3
Heal me.Colette wrote:Shoot the Bavarian that is on top of me and if anyone asks say it was out of self-defense or something. Then hijack the car.
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville TURN 3
Austin: Hack the robotic standee and have him carry the beer keg out to the large group of Bavarian soldiers, in order to distract them and hopefully get them too drunk to shoot straight.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville TURN 3
Even if I wanted to, you're too far away right now. I might be able to reach you with this car though.lawmaster wrote:Heal me.Colette wrote:Shoot the Bavarian that is on top of me and if anyone asks say it was out of self-defense or something. Then hijack the car.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville TURN 3
Addendum: Austin will, in his Bavarian officer persona, take credit for the robotic standee bringing the troops beer in order to get them to like him.
Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville TURN 3
Jacob will tazer Boris then drag him in the bar and disarm him. Then hold a gun to Boris' face and question him about this shovel he's heard about. If the beer is there still the Jacob will get some maybe offer it to Boris as an apology for tazing him.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville TURN 3
Start going out and grabbing everyone to try the grand beer. All shall know the taste of success!!!
Also, see if we can't make up some pretzels to go with the beer.
Also, see if we can't make up some pretzels to go with the beer.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville TURN 3
Really sorry about the late turn. It's because I have to resize 40+ images now.
However, most of them look really nice. Have a quick peek at next turn.
However, most of them look really nice. Have a quick peek at next turn.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville TURN 3
Yeah, resizing is the worst.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville TURN 3
Sorry for the wait.
TURN 4
Rather than climb down, I decided it would be more efficient for Kelvin to fall down. The damage wouldn't get past his armour anyway.
Kelvin's gun misfires and jams, breaking itself and the windshield.
Clara somehow shoots her attacker.
And they both get in. Clara notes that there is a size two machinegun under the jeep. Too bad she has to choose between driving and shooting.
Boris kills Jacob in the name of slaying rabbles.
"Hey, look at me and my gun! I'm totally in charge of this operation!"
"To reward your loyalty, I give you booze!"
The Bavarians decide to get totally wasted on the moonshine. Some of the weaker ones pass out or die from a low lower intestinal fortitude roll.
Don't drink and drive.
Do however, mix dangerous amounts of moonshine with unidentifiable drugs.
Angus uses the steam powered steamed tea device to manufacture an armoured assistant.
Veronica goes Xenia on-a-top-a dat ass.
Not even a Stahlhelm could stop all that blunt force trauma.
Archie and the Armoured Assistant move out.
An Inquistaroboto tries to take down the dancing sturmsquad.
Super Kraut comes to save the day! What a stupid plan by a stupid robot.
Oh right, the roboto was set to explode too.
The Officer knocks off the hat de la Roboto, along with an hp.
No one cheats on Skyler, unless they want to run into a hard object.
Bitch fight!
"Perfect, all according to the prophecy. This is where the shovel of the gods will be summoned."
The Commander isn't too happy about his lack of invitation to the Braufest.
Don't worry, everyone's okay. It's just cleaner now.
"Thanks for reviving me!"
"Thanks! Clop 'till you drop!"
"Oh, I'm asexual."
Iris goes to ask someone for help against this clop-hating, sexist, Piltogg, racist homophobe.
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TURN 4
Rather than climb down, I decided it would be more efficient for Kelvin to fall down. The damage wouldn't get past his armour anyway.
Kelvin's gun misfires and jams, breaking itself and the windshield.
Clara somehow shoots her attacker.
And they both get in. Clara notes that there is a size two machinegun under the jeep. Too bad she has to choose between driving and shooting.
Boris kills Jacob in the name of slaying rabbles.
"Hey, look at me and my gun! I'm totally in charge of this operation!"
"To reward your loyalty, I give you booze!"
The Bavarians decide to get totally wasted on the moonshine. Some of the weaker ones pass out or die from a low lower intestinal fortitude roll.
Don't drink and drive.
Do however, mix dangerous amounts of moonshine with unidentifiable drugs.
Angus uses the steam powered steamed tea device to manufacture an armoured assistant.
Veronica goes Xenia on-a-top-a dat ass.
Not even a Stahlhelm could stop all that blunt force trauma.
Archie and the Armoured Assistant move out.
An Inquistaroboto tries to take down the dancing sturmsquad.
Super Kraut comes to save the day! What a stupid plan by a stupid robot.
Oh right, the roboto was set to explode too.
The Officer knocks off the hat de la Roboto, along with an hp.
No one cheats on Skyler, unless they want to run into a hard object.
Bitch fight!
"Perfect, all according to the prophecy. This is where the shovel of the gods will be summoned."
The Commander isn't too happy about his lack of invitation to the Braufest.
Don't worry, everyone's okay. It's just cleaner now.
"Thanks for reviving me!"
"Thanks! Clop 'till you drop!"
"Oh, I'm asexual."
Iris goes to ask someone for help against this clop-hating, sexist, Piltogg, racist homophobe.
OVERVIEWS
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn
The beer! He destroyed the beer! *point at the commander accusingly* Hopefully this will incite the Bavarian soldiers into a raging mob against the commander. Then go over to the garbage can and open it to look for some ingredients for my next masterpiece of cuisine.
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Re: BrikwaRPG: The Trouble with Shoville Nothing, Just turn
Try to call someone over and play patty cake with them.
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*